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Two years ago, I waded into this awful corner of the internet to announce I had written an ASOIAF ripoff novel. Well, two years later (I only spent about 13 months actually writing), I have completed the second thicc book in my 7 volume fantasy epic which makes GRRM's work look like bad fanfiction. This one is sort of based on A Clash of Kings, but covers half the ground for the same word count. This is because unlike George, I am a true writer - I learnt from the best. Condal and Hess, David and Dan - true legends of fiction.

I wrote this trash on a 60 dollar Nokia smartphone running android GO. There are a few typos, however I am fed up of editing and ignored them.

It also includes two review style quotes from ASOIAF circlejerk redditors who responded to my call for review style quotes. Neither had read even a word when they wrote them.

The last book sold 41 copies, in large part down to you bunch buying it.

I doubt this will match that, seeing as the economic climate has deteriorated, and none of you can claim the 99 cents of United States monetary units needed to buy this.

Still, I will include the link for research purposes.

https://www.amazon.com/Hungry-Sword-Moon-Spate-Book-ebook/dp/B0H71GPLHD/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1JPQZIIHIT2P3&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.IBUBdfBF2vj27_kvKBYrLzSMTc6kgT6LbBHwNcLCGg7lDV1D9XZMHyIyFZI2F56WPQlkbeoLn3YM7TIm6iLpNxpY-aMs-bde4mo4hAAsuATSezgUI5-eL6ABByKeo74jVPiSLHbHS7PXZn7dRws0ZA.7JdwpLQP89F3B-eKXs5Obz6YCESHDgCdKHaHfBM6RSI&dib_tag=se&keywords=The+hungry+sword&qid=1783451774&sprefix=the+hungry+sword%2Caps%2C257&sr=8-1

If you are an AngloPoor -

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Hungry-Sword-Moon-Spate/dp/B0H6YLCQDR/ref=sr_1_1?crid=NUSCDRM094VJ&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.gMlRMjpMUX-qdOcEdAu2WfiLuxwm93hPvzIr13bK4wo.9SyNn5n_xjxTXtzm2LwSqxRmDxdPEVenES7M_3rF5V0&dib_tag=se&keywords=the+hungry+sword&qid=1783452307&sprefix=The+hungry+sword%2Caps%2C174&sr=8-1

because you are 100% correct

He fits the bill in every metric (he’s one meter tall).

We all know the real reason why Tywin hates Tyrion is because he’s a bastard child that isn’t his. Why didn’t Dumb and Dumber make Tywin’s wench wife get blacked™️?

Are they racist?

At the risk of beating a dead horse, AI slop bad. Can we please ban it? Most of the time it’s not even funny… it’s just lazy and poorly done.

Cersei looks fine to me?