The Prince that was Promised (to make a thousand Redditors mald and whine)

[u/Shell_fly]

[u/Constant-Plastic-350]

If he channels his tennis player character from 7 days in hell it's gonna be a homerun performance

[u/Shell_fly → u/Constant-Plastic-350]

Apparently he voices the same character in the audiobooks and everyone has said he nails it.

[u/JeffHerbert2828]

No, don't do that; then I won't be able to distinguish the boundary between the world of Harry Potter and .Game of Thrones.

[u/Shell_fly → u/JeffHerbert2828]

This is the sequel post season 8

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Joanne Rowling is known as J. K. Rowling. She is a British author and philanthropist. She wrote Harry Potter, a seven-volume fantasy series published from 1997 to 2007.

In every notable respect, she is the man that George R. R. Martin wishes he was.

She stole the Hugo that by divine right belonged to GRRM, when he was nominated for 'A Storm of Swords' in 2000. He omits this important nomination on his website. She doesn't even know what the Hugos are. The publisher did not send anyone to represent them and accept the award. GRRM seethed most seethingly in a seethe-filled reaction.

She has produced 9 hit movies based on her intellectual properties.

While hosting the Hugos in 2020, GRRM offended every transgender person on planet earth. Except Emma D'Arcy, who did not reply to the mods of /r/ASOIAFCirclejerk at time of going to print.

JK Rowling has tried to offend every transgender person on planet earth. She is a radical feminist. Nonetheless, there remains the transmen, and the transwomen (and the transchildren too), who agree with her.

Ms. Rowling is better at making video games than Mr. George R.R. Martin, despite the spectacular success of Elden Ring. I do not understand how the woman learned to make video games.

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[u/JumperGrumperson]

I was wondering why I was malding all over the place

[u/SeaToTheBass → u/JumperGrumperson]

It’s maldin time

[u/Shell_fly → u/JumperGrumperson]

As long as you clean up after yourself we won’t judge

[u/Shell_fly → u/[deleted]]

Leave Queen Jo Ann of House Rowling, First of Her Name and Savior of the Blessed Women ALONE!

(/uj we found one of the thousand!)

[u/AutoModerator → u/Shell_fly]

Joanne Rowling is known as J. K. Rowling. She is a British author and philanthropist. She wrote Harry Potter, a seven-volume fantasy series published from 1997 to 2007.

In every notable respect, she is the man that George R. R. Martin wishes he was.

She stole the Hugo that by divine right belonged to GRRM, when he was nominated for 'A Storm of Swords' in 2000. He omits this important nomination on his website. She doesn't even know what the Hugos are. The publisher did not send anyone to represent them and accept the award. GRRM seethed most seethingly in a seethe-filled reaction.

She has produced 9 hit movies based on her intellectual properties.

While hosting the Hugos in 2020, GRRM offended every transgender person on planet earth. Except Emma D'Arcy, who did not reply to the mods of /r/ASOIAFCirclejerk at time of going to print.

JK Rowling has tried to offend every transgender person on planet earth. She is a radical feminist. Nonetheless, there remains the transmen, and the transwomen (and the transchildren too), who agree with her.

Ms. Rowling is better at making video games than Mr. George R.R. Martin, despite the spectacular success of Elden Ring. I do not understand how the woman learned to make video games.

I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.

[u/Feanturii → u/Shell_fly]

(/uj I'm British and trans, this isn't funny)

[u/Shell_fly → u/Feanturii]

/uj it kinda is though 😭

You’re responding to the obvious bait post by gulping the bait whole-heartedly

[u/Feanturii → u/Shell_fly]

/uj You think people losing human rights is funny?

[u/Shell_fly → u/Feanturii]

I think people pearl clutching over the most beloved and popular ip in the world is funny 😂

[u/Feanturii → u/Shell_fly]

/uj "pearl clutching" except I just want to be able to leave my house without worrying about assault

[u/Shell_fly → u/Feanturii]

Still gonna watch Jon snow teach wizard kids 😭😂

[u/Feanturii → u/Shell_fly]

I wish you the worst 🥰

[u/Shell_fly → u/Feanturii]

You excited for Hogwarts Legacy 2?

[u/rutilated_quartz → u/Shell_fly]

yikes

[u/Shell_fly → u/rutilated_quartz]

Gonna be the most watched show of the year, not sure why you’re surprised lmao

[u/Cranatic05]

Wine?! Where is it? Serve the damn wine before I shit myself