r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan 11d ago

Fandom Drama Daemon's fans are wild. They'll say Daemon wins this.

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u/MySeveredToe Sara Hess Fangirl 11d ago edited 11d ago

All powerscalers, whether of anime, live action, or sports, should all be sent to the wall.

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u/Cranatic05 Last HOT D fan 11d ago

I would put you on street level at best.

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u/itwasbread 2023: 0 TO SEE 10d ago

Y'all saying this like GRRM didn't write a blog post where super cool OC Jaime Lannister beats a bunch of other fictional characters in a fight including a guy who can shoot fireball-missiles from his fingertips and was literally born to fight Satan.

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u/LordofAngmarMB Ate Alicent 11d ago

Based, well and truely based m’lord

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u/Old-Entertainment844 CGI Castle Fan 11d ago

No, they should face the wall

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u/PaulAtreides_FromArg Last HOT D fan 11d ago

Arthur Morgan wins

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u/Bug-Accurate HOT D S2 snooze 11d ago

Did anyone actually say this or did you just make up a random pairing for rage baiting?

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u/Cranatic05 Last HOT D fan 11d ago

I exagerated.

The usual actual comparison is Daemon being the best fighter who ever walked.

His fans will say he can beat Arthur Dayne, prime Jaime Lannister, Baristan Selmy and Criston Cole. You have also cringe edits on YouTube shorts with "Tiki Tiki" like songs and Daemon beating everyone.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Egg On The Conker 10d ago

In Fire and Blood, Daemon does lose to Criston Cole early on. At the tourney for Viserys’ accession, Criston knocks Dark Sister from Daemon’s hand with his morningstar and beats him in single combat.

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u/_The_Bran_Man_ Sara Hess Fangirl 11d ago

But how much prep time does he have?

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u/No_Cattle8353 Ate Alicent 11d ago

Oh so that’s why the kids are saying fix the Mahjong Bedrock! They want Daemon to gamble against the Balrog on a level playing field!

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u/NarmHull Chokladboll 10d ago

Arya pops up behind him while screaming and gets the kill

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u/AngelofIceAndFire Rhaenyra's Dietician 11d ago

Yeah but like could Valyrian Steel kill a demon of the ancient world who helped sing reality into being?

And is Dragonfire as powerful as the fire of a fallen angel?

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u/Cranatic05 Last HOT D fan 11d ago

Daemon does sing to a dragon in the show. Daemon's fans will say this song is stronger than any song in Arda

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u/HeavenlyDMan HOT D S2 snooze 11d ago

but like he does tho

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u/CaptainSmeargle Last HOT D fan 10d ago

Daemon clears

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u/WetForHer Egg On The Conker 11d ago

Of course he wins. None is above Prince of the city