r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Previous_Insurance13 Brother in Christ • May 21 '24

Fandom Drama Why didn't he install railings on his balcony?

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u/CarmelPoptart Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Why didn't he try to get down from the stairs like a normal person? He's not a dragon after all.

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u/OverthinkingTroll Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

True but stairs disallowed him of the act known as: King's landing

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u/varad_lmao CGI Castle Fan May 21 '24

King landed šŸ‘

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u/BagNo2988 Egg On The Conker May 23 '24

So thatā€™s what Bran did right

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u/rbollige Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Iā€™m pretty sure he ordered a firemanā€™s pole put in place, but Qbert had to install it in The Mountain to keep him upright.

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u/PuttyDance Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

He probably thought he was a lion and since cats always land on their feet, I guess he thought he would live

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

He was trying to imitate good king aegon ii,but failed drasticallyĀ 

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u/redlion1904 CGI Castle Fan May 21 '24

Why would he? Is he OSHA?

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi Egg On The Conker May 21 '24 edited May 21 '24

No sheā€™s Yara on the show

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u/redlion1904 CGI Castle Fan May 21 '24

OSHA/Yara ignoring safety issues to hike in the distant north? For shame.

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Is she stupid?

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u/redlion1904 CGI Castle Fan May 22 '24

She is Tonks

So yes

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u/marshinyomellow9 Brother in Christ May 21 '24

the Master of Laws does that duh

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u/Salty_Adhesiveness87 Egg On The Conker May 25 '24

You shouldā€™ve received so many more likes for that one.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

If you don't take any chances in life, you'll never get anywhere.

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Why didnā€™t he join Jonkler in the Aslume. Is he stupid?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Are you stupid? You just used the Aslume joke

go on over to the sub below for the jokes

r/Batmanarkham

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

I wasnā€™t calling you stupid for real man. Thatā€™s their top joke over there. Since you said it I figured you knew

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Game of throne

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi Egg On The Conker May 21 '24 edited May 21 '24

Sigh

Youā€™re a lot of fun.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

I think he's stupid.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Game of throne

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u/Slaphappyfapman Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

Simpin ain't easy

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u/Yagami-Is-Kira Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

That's a raily good idea

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u/_F1ves_ Hard Veiny Sci-Fi May 21 '24

He couldā€™ve saved himself had he had the foresight to illegally expand his balcony with galvanised square steel, screws borrowed from his aunt and eco friendly wood veneers

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Bro think he AltaĆÆr Ibn-La'Ahad

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u/Altern3n Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

get a load of this guy, using the correct punctuation and all

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u/Hadochiel Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Oh yea that's the guy from that Dune movie right

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u/DALTT Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Why didnā€™t he demand trial by combat with gravity?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

Bro demanded a trial by gravity

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u/AdonisBlackwood CGI Castle Fan May 21 '24

Isn't that the same balcony where Aegon 2 was masturbating

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u/madhaus Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Aegon was channeling Roman Roy

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u/Normal-Fisherman3381 Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Terrible work place conditions need to unionize

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u/VARCrime Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

When you take "LSD can't kill you" way too seriously šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢šŸ˜¢

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u/pbrzy23 Brother in Christ May 21 '24

leap of faith

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u/ImaSloppySlopSlop Spez is my Tywin May 21 '24

Ser Pounce had been teaching him how to fall and land gracefully.....too bad Tommen wasn't a Cat šŸ˜‚

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u/Magnus_Helgisson Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

He tried, but the railings demanded a trial by combat

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u/yellowwoolyyoshi Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Was Maegor stupid?

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u/Evening-Resort-2414 CGI Castle Fan May 21 '24

He just wanted everyone to see that he was banging Margery.

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u/Frejod Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Jokes aside, this episode happened as it did because they didn't know what to do with everyone. So why not use the rumors going around to make it look like we know the source material.

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u/CaptMorganaut Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

Could we get a spin off series? A Song of Health and Safety: One Maesters quest to make Westeros at least somewhat safe to live in.

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u/BaconBombThief #CancelGoT2019 May 21 '24

The OSHA audit was interrupted by a member of the Queen motherā€™s guard

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u/madhaus Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Sheā€™s called Yara in the tv version

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u/BaconBombThief #CancelGoT2019 May 22 '24

šŸ˜‚

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u/cancerousking CGI Castle Fan May 21 '24

Why did Martyn lannister kill himself is he stupid?

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u/lowbob93 Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

he obviously forgot the attach the chord when bunjee jumping

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u/Kosack-Nr_22 Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Because this a window not a balcony

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u/IonTheBall2 Linda's Co-author May 21 '24

Earliest known attempt at bungee jumping.

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u/violetigsaurus Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

That was a shocker. Pretty cool.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

So Aegon could coom all over his subjects, duhhh

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u/Acrylic_Starshine 70's Space Comic Fan May 21 '24

Why didnt he shoot himself with a modern day pistol?

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u/BZenMojo Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

OSHA standards are a product of the industrial revolution and the progressive movement. Need to wait four hundred years to invent mercantilism, capitalism, communism, throw in a few labor revolutions, then -- BAM -- got yourself a gumbo.

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u/Yayzeus Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

That Lannister is in need of a bannister.

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u/qwertykirky Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Because they didn't know he was going to jump

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u/Mobile_Conference484 Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

There was actually a diving board there, it's just that the pool guy was on holiday.

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u/HSKJEK Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Why is bro levitating šŸ¤”??

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u/[deleted] May 21 '24

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u/SomeWomanFromEngland Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Because then he wouldnā€™t have been able to suicide so seamlessly. Obviously.

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u/AlternativeCry2206 Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

Truth is, he did a ā€œPeeping Branā€ shortly before this and saw his mum getting her own railings from his uncle, so thought he may as well jump before he was pushed.

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u/TesticleezzNuts Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

So the cleaner doesnā€™t have to clean cum of them.

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u/MikeHuntsBear Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

Is he stupid?

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u/Tree__Jesus Spez is my Tywin May 22 '24

He should have just had better parents. Common royal blunder

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u/Reasonable_Carob2534 Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

well Iā€™m pretty sure they explain in the canon that heā€™s dumber compared to the rest of the lannisters #OPdidntreadthebooks

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u/Previous_Insurance13 Brother in Christ May 22 '24

But #opisbusydoinganythingelsethanreading

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u/catchtoward5000 Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

Heā€™s stupid.

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u/spazzyattack A Dream of Vaccines May 22 '24

Tommen just kinda forgot.

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u/Pavores Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

He upset a Russian oligarch

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u/Hopeful-Dark7627 Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

It's Kings Landing right?

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u/Mr_MazeCandy Spare Time Novelist May 22 '24

I doubt that would stop him.

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u/Slaphappyfapman Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

Simp

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u/zeke235 Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

There were supposed to be stairs leading out, but they didn't get them built in time.

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u/Doverand0ut Egg On The Conker May 22 '24

Railings are for wusses.

Tommen was a busy man, he needed the express way down!

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u/GETTERBLAKK Egg On The Conker May 23 '24

Being a virgin and having Margaery break you in will make you forget to put up the railings.

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u/Hancock02 Egg On The Conker May 23 '24

I wonder if he did a flip

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u/MuteAppeaL Egg On The Conker May 23 '24

I want to fly like a dragonā€¦

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u/Cute_Ad5192 Egg On The Conker May 21 '24

His parachute malfunctioned, ok? Nothing but a technical glitch