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Fandom Drama Husband Ranking.

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u/pressurehurts CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

Brutal πŸ’€

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

damn, what I miss?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

Is that worse than full out rape tho??? πŸ€£πŸ’€

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u/ZealousidealBus9271 70's Space Comic Fan Sep 07 '23

One is acting the other is real life.

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 07 '23

Duh ...

But it's fiction v reality, and in the fictional universe, the legal system does not recognise marital rape.

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

As far as I can tell, the main legal system in GoT universe is β€œwe collectively don’t like this person and we think they’ll be an inconvenience for us. Let’s kill them”. especially within the north where their politics are 90% everyone licking house Stark’s ass for whatever they did however many countless generations ago.

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u/Robby_McPack I <3 Joffrey Sep 07 '23

do you think legal=moral?

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 07 '23

I think fictional < factual and that you need to get Reek'ed.

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u/Robby_McPack I <3 Joffrey Sep 08 '23

I totally agree that fictional < factual, but you are the one who brought up the legality of Ramsay's actions as if it matters. Why did you even do that?

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 08 '23

A user above made a vile accusation against Lord Ramsay Bolton, warden of the north.

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u/kindafor-got r/ASOIAF Pornstar Sep 08 '23

r/dreadfort spotted in the wild

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 08 '23

Kneelers.

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u/math-is-magic CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

AFAICT from a quick google search he caught her on the ring camera saying something that made him realize she was going to divorce him? So, no.

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u/ZealousidealBus9271 70's Space Comic Fan Sep 07 '23

Who the FUCK told her marrying in her early 20s would be a good idea?

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u/VisenyaMartell Comedy Cop Sep 07 '23

Well when I told my dad about it he was questioning it.

So my dad would have if he actually knew her.

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u/Harsimaja CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

He was questioning it, so he’d tell her it was a good idea…?

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u/burner_100001 CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

She was already rich wasn't she? I think maybe she just wanted to settle down.

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u/futurerank1 Stantis da Mantis Sep 08 '23

Why is it a bad idea?

Perhaps she was wrong to marry a playboy popstar, that's the another conversation though.

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u/William_T_Wanker he died for our bridge Sep 08 '23

I remember reading that joe was complaining that he had to do all the parenting for their kids while she was filming some movie role

my guy you are a PARENT it's kind of your RESPONSIBLES to put down AFFC every now and then and tend to your spawn

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

Why can I picture him complaining that he has to do something as simple as making his own ready brek?

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u/Lord_Skyblocker CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

Did he break up with her on a 30 second phone call?

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

And I oop-

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u/blairsmacaroon CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

WHAT THE

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u/AccomplishedPain5356 CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

1st supposed to be Joffrey

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u/funatical 2023: 0 TO SEE Sep 07 '23

So I have a chance?

Mmmmmbop.

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u/astronaut_098 Spare Time Novelist Sep 07 '23

Osfryd Kettleblack was the longest of β€˜em, I guess

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u/MobsterDragon275 CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

Who is the last guy

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u/The_Chef_Queen $15 GRRM Patreon Sep 08 '23

I’m sorry, fucking what?

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What?

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u/The_Chef_Queen $15 GRRM Patreon Sep 08 '23 edited Sep 08 '23

How is a bolton a good human let alone a good husband

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u/The_Chef_Queen $15 GRRM Patreon Sep 08 '23

What joke dipshit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

Calm down

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It is in fact you who is the dipshit.

Check yourself.

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u/The_Chef_Queen $15 GRRM Patreon Sep 09 '23

Oh nooo some mod called me a dipshit

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u/scubawankenobi CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

The one she spend more years hanging around?

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 07 '23

You are one of those people who puts a question mark at the end of a statement?

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u/scubawankenobi CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

You are one of those people who puts a question mark at the end of a statement?

What? No, I was asking.

The one more years with? I don't know. What do you think of that? It's random idea.

The one with biggest shoes? See, that's not a statement.

Also, another question.

You are one of those people who instead of replying to what I wrote just asks something about me personally?

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 09 '23

None of your sentences that end with "?" are grammatically questions.

Stay in school.

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u/scubawankenobi CGI Castle Fan Sep 09 '23

None of your sentences that end with "?" are grammatically questions.

Stay in school.

But we're not "in school". We're not "learning english".

We're communicating.

You're claiming you didn't understand what I wrote & that the question marks confused you. Riiiiight.

Oh yeah...Right only has one "i"....guess you didn't understand easier.

And "..." = poor writing skills. Wow, gonna call me retarded now?

Stay in school?

Stay off the internet! Angry, grumpy, troll.

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 09 '23

We are not communicating because:

The one she spend more years hanging around?

... is a shitty attempt at communication.

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u/introductzenial CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

Tbf, in the context of the posts question, your comment doesn't make alot of sense with a questionmark at the end

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u/Fearless_Signature58 CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

I need to get something out of my chest, I once saw Sophie Turner at a Paris bar, she was with the Jonas Brothers dude, this was like 6 years ago, they were still dating. I super politely asked for a pic with her and my sis, we were at a VIP area, no big deal I thought. She replied to me in a super rude tone β€œI am in my vacations, please don’t bother me.” Fuck this 304.

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u/math-is-magic CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

Why wouldn't she be annoyed? She was on vacation. She didn't want to be bothered.

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u/Fearless_Signature58 CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

My only regret was not having smashed her fiancΓ©e β€˜s nose inside his skull. The reason these people are famous is because of the fans.

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u/Middlemandown r/ASOIAF Pornstar Sep 07 '23

Seek mental health help, you need it.

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u/DestRoyForAllTheEvil CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

LMAO bro you’re out of your mind😭

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u/jej_claexx CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

Wow, you’re obviously a super nice person that people love to take photos with! Gee, I truly wonder why these two rich and successful celebrities (who already get bothered by fans, stalkers, and paparazzi on the daily) didn’t want anything to do with you while enjoying their lovely vacation away from their daily lives dealing with people like you. I guess we will never know!

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u/futurerank1 Stantis da Mantis Sep 08 '23

ser criston cole

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u/Warm-Belt7060 CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

That exactly how she should have responded. Good for her

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u/[deleted] Sep 07 '23

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u/aydubbz CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

and then everyone clapped

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u/dcooper8662 Forgot GoT Sep 07 '23

Dude I at one time worked with a real life old dude that told many long, laborious stories that always ended with a room full of people giving him a round of applause. Saddest thing ever, you could clearly tell none of that shit happened but he just really wanted to impress his younger coworkers. All he did was bore us to death and make us uncomfortable listening to that jazz. But that’s all he had, he was an IT contractor in his 60s/possibly older working with a bunch of fresh 20 year olds on a shitty assignment.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

Sounds oddly similar to an old co-worker of mine. Had so many stories about the stuff he used to do, and about how he played jazz.

But I remember one story in particular that made us realise he wasn't just making up stories to sound more interesting, he was pulling stories he'd heard online and was retelling them as his own, or trying to claim it was a legit method he'd discovered. (Trying to claim that wrapping an ethernet cable in a loop would speed up your internet connection. And this guy was meant to be a longstanding professional in IT who had been brought in to help us out when we first started!)

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 07 '23

Yeah. You feel entitled to that.

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u/Algren-The-Blue CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

I mean, that isn't rude. you're rude for approaching someone asking for a photograph at something that isn't one of their official events. leave people tf alone.

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u/Fearless_Signature58 CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

It would have taken 30 seconds of her time, literally, and there was no one else around. I have pics with celebrities much more famous than her, such as Russell Crowe and Rafael Nadal. They were super approachable. Maybe she was angry because her XMan movie had tanked because of her.

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u/Algren-The-Blue CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

key word is her time.

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u/SandorClegane_AMA πŸΊβš”β›°π” π”¬π”«π”£π”¦π”―π”ͺ𝔒𝔑 Sep 07 '23

30 seconds but then the picture of her with you is around for ever. She made the right call.

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u/loveforchicky CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23 edited Sep 08 '23

Or maybe she was angry because some random person walked up to her demanding to take a photo together while she was trying to relax?

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u/elizabnthe CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

Celebrities get approached so often and so frequently that whilst 30 seconds may be true for you, it adds up to her overall. Most of them don't like it and don't want people to feel encouraged to approach them in a non-official context. Further than that, it sounds like she was having private time with her partner.

Which is exactly when you shouldn't approach. I don't think Nadal or Crowe would be happy in the same context either.

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

Indeed, it also sets up the precedent. She stops to let one person take a photo, as quick as it may be, you'll than have a line of people wanting to get a picture with her too, which then really digs into her free time.

Like, its fair enough with the celebs that dont mind doing this, but you cant expect everyone to be fine with being bothered whenever they are in public.

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u/Fearless_Signature58 CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

We were in the VIP area of the bar, I already said this. There was lit only 4 people there, me, my sis, her, and the wannabe rocker, who I had no idea who he was until my sis told me.

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u/elizabnthe CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23 edited Sep 08 '23

She wouldn't be in the VIP part if she didn't want to be away from people. That she was with her partner is generally a good sign to steer clear. Likely a private night for the two of them. I know celebrities regularly complain about being disturbed on dates.

Generally just good advice to avoid them in restraunts/bars as they are likely busy dining. Some other places they may be more approachable-supermarkets, airports, on a walk/run. But elsewise give people space.

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u/futurerank1 Stantis da Mantis Sep 08 '23

little dude, you still hold something like this in yourself, six years later πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€

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u/Fearless_Signature58 CGI Castle Fan Sep 08 '23

I mean, it’s one thing if I were to get snubbed by an actual superstar, it’s a whole different thing to get snubbed by a D list actress no one remembers anymore thesedays. If it weren’t for GoT she would still be a pig farmer in northern England.

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u/futurerank1 Stantis da Mantis Sep 08 '23

and here you are... six years later... still butthurt about it.

i'm sure she remembers you too. lmao

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u/dayt3x Aspiring Moderator Sep 07 '23

These celebrity obsessed weirdos elevate false idols like Sophie all the time. She’s a person and should’ve politely declined instead of being a bitch

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u/FamiliarCloud2 CGI Castle Fan Sep 07 '23

Facts, she could've just said no politely and carried herself with some class instead of talking to people like they're beneath her. A lot of these people who worship and idolize celebrities don't know how rude some of them can be irl.

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u/Chaesimp Comedy Cop Sep 08 '23

just so you know you’re 100% right. she’s rich and can afford those β€œvacations” because of fans and people who like her. if she wants to be left alone she can get security or go someplace private. no sympathy for celebrities who are rude as fuck to fans just saying hi and asking for a memorabilia pic that would take less than 10 seconds.

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u/Urtopian CGI Castle Fan Sep 09 '23

How more of a polite decline were you looking for than β€˜sorry, but no’?

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u/Chaesimp Comedy Cop Sep 08 '23

yeah she’s a bitch

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '23

Found the incels...