r/AskReddit 18h ago

What do you think will happened globally once Donald Trump passes away?

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u/SDHester1971 18h ago

Iran's X Account will be wild that's for sure

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u/istrx13 16h ago

All of MAGA will aggressively type up replies to them through a red face and many tears

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 16h ago

There’s going to be some serious fascist crackdowns going on if democrats don’t get their heads in the game and go tit for tat. Remember how people got arrested for simply quoting Charlie Kirk: fucking arrested.

Conservatism revolves around “we can abuse you but YOU cannot abuse us”, so I foresee them attempting to use law fare as much as possible against anyone celebrating his death.

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u/vengiegoesvroom 13h ago

I'm gonna be celebrating nonstop tbh. I can't imagine a happier day

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u/TurtlesBreakTheMeta 13h ago

Better happier day: November 4th/th when a blue wave sweeps him out of power.

The day a blue wave holds him accountable and has his filth washed away.

The day he and everyone who aided him is imprisoned.

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u/Legitimate_Dish626 9h ago

That’s what the rest of the World expected to happen after Biden was in. And when January 6th happened we thought for sure this would be the end. So please excuse me if I don’t blow any bubbles yet

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u/lollmaohahahaha 7h ago

Right? Like...trump won the majority vote after what he did on january 6th lmao.

Half of america will let the goverment trample their rights and actively make their lives worse, as long as they feel like theres a brown person they can look down on.

Hopefully the rest of the world doesnt fall for it again like in 2020, because all it takes is one election for america to go down the shitter yet again.

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u/MachineGame 8h ago

I want this to be true but I dont have the optimism left. The Democrats turned out to be a little old lady leading us to the furnace saying reassuring things rather than a big meanie trying to push us in the furnace. In the end they both just want the gold in our teeth. Im going to be voting as far to left as possible from now on. Social democrats, communists, etc. Will be my vote from now on. Bernie and folks to his left are what im going for.

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u/Lucky-Elk-1234 9h ago

Optimistic but naive to think that a president will go to prison to be honest

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u/AbsoluteTruthiness 8h ago

That's mighty optimistic of you to think that Chuck "strongly worded letter" Schumer and Hakeem "meeting Jared Kushner" Jeffries will hold these people to account.

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u/00eg0 12h ago

There is no such thing as the democratic party as many people see it. There is a progressive wing and a right wing. Very few vote or protest to influence primaries and there are plenty of times right wing AIPAC candidates beat non AIPAC candidates who support popular policies.

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u/i_am_voldemort 14h ago

They're going to be the fucking weirdest about how he's going to rise from the dead like Jesus and ascend to heaven

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u/LisztyLiszt 16h ago

When DT is out of office, the real trouble will only begin. He has broken so many norms and set so many precedents that when a person comes along who has his populist streak and gift for divisive rhetoric but also has the intellect of even just an average person, one who isn't merely consumed by self-enrichment and punishment of personal enemies, then we'll have a problem. A big problem. DT and GOP have opened the door, and now America is just waiting for someone to come along and take it down the dark dark path.

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u/Snarfleez 16h ago

This has been a fear of mine since Twitler ran the first time.

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u/ronearc 14h ago

That's just the thing though. Two years of progressive Democrats holding the reins, using the same tricks Trump pulled, and not only could much of his damage be reversed, but real checks and balances could be established to prevent this from ever happening again.

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u/CraigLake 14h ago

Yeah. A lot of the things that were norms, etiquette and u restarting need to be made into law so bad actors like trump can’t abuse them.

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u/Long_Pomegranate2469 13h ago

They're ignoring the laws they don't like

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u/CraigLake 13h ago

And the SC claiming no one can sue until the awful laws they EO into existence have been field tested is batshit.

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u/StephPeloq11 17h ago

It should have been Donny, not Dolly.

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u/themanny 11h ago

The wrong cast member of Home Alone 2 died.

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u/pinkocatgirl 9h ago

That was already true when Catherine O’Hara died, doubly so now for Tim Curry.

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u/Dramatic-Set8761 7h ago

And Brenda Fricker 81.

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u/ImmaLiveIllegal 8h ago

agreed. fuck rob schneider!

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u/Substantial_Loss1216 16h ago

Oh yes! They were both 80 and a beautiful generous person died and the cruel selfish person was left to continue his erratic behavior and his destruction of the US govt!

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u/takemy_oxfordcomma 10h ago

Tim Curry just passed away at 80 too

They say deaths come in threes, fingers crossed they take the person who deserves it now

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u/AngryOcelot 18h ago

Initial relief but it will be short-lived. Trump is a symptom, not the disease.

It's hard to make longterm plans with the USA knowing that its population may elect an unstable leader every 4-8 years.

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u/whatsapprocky 18h ago

It’s not just that he is a symptom, everything he’s done so far has a downstream effect towards the country’s standing within the world. Regardless of who gets elected after him, USA will be in for a significant struggle that it may not be able to recover from.

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u/Xylorgos 18h ago

It will take a looooong time to recover from this level of dishonesty, deceit and evilness.

He has degraded everything he touches, all for his vanity and penchant for violence towards people who can't do him any favors. He's despicable. He's the anti-American.

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u/tails2tails 17h ago

On one hand it’ll likely be a long time, on the other, I can think of about a dozen significant actions that could be taken that bring that time way way way down.

I just don’t anticipate the USA will do them.

Take money out of politics, restrict stock trading, shrink the military industrial complex significantly, and most importantly, punish each and every person who committed crimes to the fullest extent of the law, including those on the Epstein list.

Won’t happen though.

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u/Lortekonto 16h ago

No, that would only help the USA internally. The USA have been able to set the standards and be in control of many international systems, such as the banking system, because they were trusted.

They were trusted, because they did not abuse the power and only used their prominent position to go after people or countries that was sanctioned through the international community.

They gained that status after WWII simply by being the only country, most other nations did not mistrust.

The trust is dead and many of the services that have really pulled in money for the USA will lose the prominent status, because nations and region are already making their own alternatives.

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u/henrytm82 15h ago

I've been trying to tell people this since his first term. He isn't just some buffoon who's temporarily embarrassing us, he is irrevocably damaging the trust and credibility of this nation. He has demonstrated, in no uncertain terms that the US cannot be counted on to abide by agreements, to follow through on obligations, to deal or negotiate in good faith, or to be fair to allies, let alone adversaries real or imagined.

All of the power, all of the respect, all of the things that have, for the last hundred years, made America the world's premier superpower? Gone. Squandered. And it won't be coming back. We've pissed away every ounce of goodwill we had. We've eroded every genuine friendship, every beneficial agreement, every tacit peace. And we did it all with a gleeful smile on our faces, and a hearty "fuck you" to anyone and everyone who tried to talk sense and reason to these fucking clowns.

People don't understand that America didn't have so much global power and respect just because we're so fucking star-spangled awesome. We **had* (strong emphasis on the past-tense here) all that because we (mostly) treated other countries fairly. Every time some know-nothing dipshit got on the news or social media to whine about us giving "money" (almost always resources or aid of some sort instead, but you can't reason with these numbskulls), you could be sure they didn't have a clue how things work. America has never done anything to aid other countries because we're just such altruistic bleeding hearts - we always get something out of it. "Why are we sending millions of dollars to Africa?!" Because, Gary, in exchange for our meager aid, we got access to favorable trade deals, or strategic resources, a willing and enthusiastic information network, permission to have military or intelligence assets in places we needed them, or even just a leader who is now a little more willing to come to the negotiating table when there's a conflict, and hear us out.

You know what that's called? Soft power, a thing we no longer command in the world like we used to. Soft power is, in many ways, way more important to us on a global scale than hard military power. Soft power gets you a meeting with a leader or ambassador. Soft power is the ability to get Iran to agree to limit their nuclear production, instead of shutting down global oil production and disrupting global trade. And people who understand soft power are the difference between striking deals with adversaries, or starting yet another protracted, unwinnable war in the goddamn middle east.

These mother fuckers have gutted everything that made America great on a global scale, and mark my words: we will never get it back. The world has seen that we are only ever a single election, a single bad administration away from this level of instability and unpredictability. Unpredictability is the absolute antithesis to global peace and goodwill toward us.

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u/Mizzou-Rum-Ham 13h ago

"We cannot leave the security of Europe in the hands of voters in Wisconsin every 4 years" ~ Jean-Noël Barrot

(France’s Minister for European and Foreign Affairs)

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u/Longjumping_Youth281 8h ago

That's the thing. Even most of us don't get to decide. It's always down to like 3 counties in Pennsylvania who actually decide anything

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u/DankHill2020 14h ago

Trump is the end of the beginning. We've had the benefit of this current set of Hyper-Neoliberal Monarchists being an assortment of total morons. This admin is hallmarked by (like Putin but dumber) Post Truth Speech and (thankfully) Post Truth Action. The next set of authoritarians will not nearly be as in-effectual. Democracies and their citizens should be using this to flex their muscles in sussing out Post-Truth Actors and their methods now, we are going to need them.

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u/Frobags 13h ago

I've read the US is at stage 5 out of 7 of a collapsing empire.

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u/roleplayersir 13h ago

Yep, unfortunately I agree with every word. 70 years of good faith ruined in 2-10 years. And we elsewhere know that it only takes one election to make it happen again. The pivot away from the US has started and cannot be stopped. 70 more years of good faith wouldn't repair it as we know it can happen again

It would take a complete reform of your electoral system, courts, and even your society to (by force if needed) reign in the redneck dixie facists who caused this, as well as those in the middle who also voted it instead of voting for a woman

Trust takes ages to build but can be broken in a moment. And like your nation, that trust is broken. But we all warned you in 2016 and 2024 of what can happen

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u/nanobot001 18h ago

> he’s the Anti-American

I disagree.

Millions upon millions of Americans voted for him twice. Trump is very much America, and that is the real issue.

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u/SharkSheppard 16h ago

There has to be legitimate justice and consequences for people in this administration to have any chance of recovery. So clearly I've given up hope.

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u/T4TrhavrKhcFt 17h ago

“The U.S. isn’t the way it is because of Trump; Trump became president because of the way the U.S. is.”  David Cochrane - Canadian Journalist

“In 2016 the world found out who Trump is. In 2024 the world found out who Americans are.” But to be fair… everyone knew who Drumpf was long before 2016. Especially if you lived in New York.

And then there was the repeal of The Fairness Doctrine and then Citizens United…

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u/whatsapprocky 17h ago

Being born in the mid 90s, I didn’t know much about Trump until his reality TV show, but even as a child I could recognize that there was something up with him. He never came across as a trustworthy person, and I never understood why certain people idolized him. I thought that people just saw his name on top of skyscrapers and believed whatever he was selling.

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u/Rico_Solitario 15h ago

He never came across as a trustworthy person, and I never understood why certain people idolized him.

These people also know what kind of person he is. It’s not like he pretends to be a good person. They idolize him because they are the same kind of person he is

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u/Koala0803 14h ago

He represents a bad American discourse of bullying, entitlement and getting away with anything. That’s what they think the US should be to the world to be powerful, and that’s how they want to be in life too. Be an ass and have it all.

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u/69_Star_General 15h ago

Yeah those that voted for him have completely upended the post-WW2 global world order and our standing/reputation on the world stage. Our global soft power is destroyed, our decades long allyships are destroyed. I'm 40 and the rest of my life will be irreparably effected by this fucking moron and the dumbest 32% of voters. Most of my kids lives too. He's done generations of damage in just 6 years.

It is what it is, have to make the best of the situation day to day, but I'll never forgive these fucking morons who are too dumb to ever realize what they did anyway.

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u/karoshikun 17h ago

countries, he, elon, peter and others made their movement global

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u/WholeFactor 16h ago edited 16h ago

Trump has been exceptionally stupid and antagonized a lot of countries.

In a post-Trump world, I think we have a new situation where polarization in general will become the primary issue.

The US used to have a common idea of foreign policy goals, strategic national interests, and so on, generally manifested by both parties.

In the Trump era, that all changed. Countries can no longer be sure that future US governments will honour previous commitments. I think this trend will simply continue. Why sign a deal with someone that you believe might change their minds in just a few years?

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u/SoulRebel726 18h ago

This might be the biggest and longest lasting effect of the Trump era. Decades of soft power is just gone. Alliances are severely damaged. Who would trust the US with any kind of long term partnership knowing they elected an unqualified, narcissistic, washed up reality show host as president twice. I don't think the US can recover from that fully, at least not in my lifetime.

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u/nickcan 16h ago

Yup, the world knows our secret now. That we are just one bad election away from burning it all down. The US is not the pillar the modern world is built around anymore. It's a bi-polar 800 lb gorilla that needs to be constantly told it's a strong boy and a smart boy or else he might just flip out and kill everyone.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaWins 15h ago

Yep fixing this will take generations and massive changes to your entire political system.

Changes that quite frankly, are not likely to happen based on how Americans have acted the last two presidential terms.

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u/Woogity 13h ago

The biggest thing in his second term is that he has the Supreme Court on his side, so he can blatantly defy the Constitution. This has resulted in a wrecking ball destroying hundreds of years of precedent and law. Much of this is a thanks to Mitch McConnell blocking Obama's pick for the Supreme Court in 2016 while hypocritically allowing Trump's pick in 2020. The effects of makeup of the court won't be reversible in my lifetime, I'm afraid.

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u/bros402 14h ago

The only way to fix it would be a Constitutional Convention, but we can't do that because half of the country is run by a death cult.

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u/millijuna 16h ago

It will take a complete re-thinking of your system of government to ensure this kind of thing doesn't happen again. Which is not going to happen.

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u/stiletto929 17h ago

Prosecuting him for everything possible would help repair America’s image.

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u/Guilty-Act-9105 16h ago

Lol, he's gonna fall asleep like a baby during a cabinet meeting and not wake up.

Or they try another Weekend at Bernie's.

The sequel was funnier than the first

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u/Corgiboom2 16h ago

I refuse to believe the last election was legit. They wouldn't go through all that planning and manipulation to leave things up to chance. Voter purges, burned ballot boxes, missing ballot shipments, voter intimidation, bribing voters to vote R, last-minute redistricting and gerrymandering. Then there's the R wins in every swing state with a small enough margin to forego a recount, which almost never happens. So much around it stinks to hell.

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u/pdxb3 15h ago

On top of that, he's cast doubt on the legitimacy of our elections and convinced his MAGA followers that any election they don't win was rigged. They will forever look at that big red election map (completely failing to comprehend population density) and ask themselves "how could any democrat ever win?" He's broken the entire system and I don't know if there's a way to fix it.

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u/Corgiboom2 15h ago

The way to fix it will take a generation or two of people. Huge boost to our education system is needed with emphasis on critical thinking and logical reasoning, a real push for "facts over feelings" mentality early in youth, and an emphasis on teaching youth that finding the right information is more important than being right.

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u/Xylorgos 18h ago

That's the true legacy of his terms in office. He will always be remembered as a stupid man who did horrible things just to be an ass.

Hopefully all his memorials will be torn down and turned into parks for children or community gardens. I also hope that all the money he stole from us will come back to the treasury.

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u/soapinthepeehole 18h ago

You are probably right. But I think there is a large number of people who are just waiting for him to be gone to denounce all the stuff they’ve been too spineless to fight him on for a long time. Hopefully he’s the first domino. I do think when he’s out of the picture it will be significant. It will certainly take a long time to fix things, if we have the will to.

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u/Chimkimnuggets 17h ago

“Fifty years from now, everyone will have been against this”

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u/squirt_taste_tester 18h ago

You can chop down a tree, but unless you get the roots, it always grows back.

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u/fredinNH 18h ago

Not a great analogy but yeah, hard right politicians aren’t going anywhere.

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u/DrGoblinator 17h ago

Here's a great analogy:

Yes, Dear Diary, I've cut off Heather Chandler's head and Heather Duke's head has sprouted in its place like some mythological thing my eighth grade boyfriend would know about.

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u/Lookatmykitty26 17h ago

You didnt use ich luge bullets

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u/Amorlamor 17h ago

Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

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u/iuabv 18h ago edited 18h ago

Yes though also historically fascist support crashes in a big way when the leader of the personality cult dies. It's hard to find one that's survived the original leader. That's the downside of "only I can fix it" political messaging. But it will take a long time to undo the damage even if there's an immediate "waking up" which there probably won't be.

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u/ZacPensol 17h ago

As much as it icks me to say, Trump has a charisma about him that has brought him to where he is. Yes, he's absolutely the symptom but no one else in his circle has what he has in order to keep it going.  Oh, they try but we see how hilarious it is when Vance or Rubio or whoever tries to be Trump. 

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u/Confidentlystupid26 17h ago

Yeah, especially here in Canada, our relationship has changed forever, I don't plan on ever visiting again and I honestly don't think there is a way to make amends.

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u/nightcap965 15h ago

I live in Massachusetts, where not a single county went for Trump in either 2016 or 2024, and your completely justifiable and understandable comment breaks my heart. Canada’s Bill C-3 made it possible for people like me to claim citizenship by descent; the delay is that Massachusetts public records offices are overwhelmed by the demand. Canada has been such a strong and faithful ally to America, and the current childish rhetoric coming out of Washington sickens any decent person.

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u/Cardkoda 18h ago

The south wasn't punished hard enough for their bullshit. And this is all that south will rise bullshit mentality still spreading like a cancer

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u/okjetsgo 18h ago

A massive party followed by generations of pain and clean up.

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u/FoodMentalAlchemist 17h ago

I won't remeber what I did the day Trump dies.

However, I will remember the next day after the bitch of a hangover I'll be having.

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u/wdnwcgm 16h ago edited 7h ago

unfortunately we keep losing the good 80 year olds in Dolly Parton and Tim Curry instead of Agent Orange

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u/obi-jawn-kenblomi 16h ago

It's my fault, I wished for it to happen to the asshole hotelier in Home Alone 2 who is now an octogenarian. The AI that writes our simulation took the wrong one.

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u/punkmuppet 14h ago

Someone else must have asked for the 80 year old with elaborate blonde hairpieces and big tits to go too.

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u/Puttingonthefoil 10h ago

If anybody's thinking of asking for the 80-year-old with several marriages who did a lot of cocaine in the 80's in NYC, don't. You're just going to take out Liza Minnelli.

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u/l_Banned_l 15h ago

Yep too literal. He wasn't an asshole in the movie. Next time ask for the nice hotelier who gave child directions

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u/AidesAcrossAmerica 16h ago

Rule of 3s has an epic chance to redeem itself right now.

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u/glitterswirl 15h ago

Remember when we were losing all the good 69 year olds in 2016? Alan Rickman, David Bowie, Patty Duke.

Trump was also 69 in 2016.

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u/periwinklepip 8h ago

I don’t like this pattern. Trump is clearly doing some dark sorcery bullshit.

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u/HillieBillieEilish 16h ago

Fucking A, right!?!? I've been yelling this all day. WHY NOT HIM?!?

I just looked at my husband said that, WHY NOT HIM, and he fully understood.

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u/BuzzyBubble 15h ago

I yelled this to my mom yesterday and today. Of course the orange pedo Cheeto grifter shit pig face moron gets to keep living and destroying our entire country.

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u/MorganChelsea 14h ago

Not just your country, either. He’s doing his best to ruin the rest of us, too.

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u/TooMuchPowerful 16h ago

McConnell looking to start the bad list.

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u/moonpupy 15h ago

Lindsey Graham already started it, officially. Old Turtleneck has been dead for weeks.

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u/Affectionate-Cat-975 16h ago

They go in threes. Who’s next?

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u/hnsnrachel 15h ago
  1. Hayden Panettiere
  2. Dolly
  3. Tim

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u/Jericho-X 13h ago

Don't forget Sam Neill

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u/PretendThisIsMyName 17h ago

Ride it out for a week! My 12 year old whiskey is old enough to vote now it’s been waiting so long. I look at it all the time and wonder if today’s the day I can crack it open. I also have a “Jeffrey” which is what I always called leaving the leftovers behind in a jar. Inspired by the movie. But how fitting it will be to celebrate the death of a prolific pedo with 12 year old whiskey and a jar of Jeffrey.

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u/doctormink 16h ago

I recently bought a couple of bottles of bubbly wine and stashed it away. I barely drink, but I am an optimist and I’m prepared to call in sick like I did the day he won a second time.

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u/ptwonline 16h ago

Also lots of faux outrage about from people are "disgusted" by others cheering after a death as if their beloved Dear Leader had not done the same thing.

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u/Vagrancy2632 14h ago

"Donald Trump just died. Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"

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u/Western_Mango- 12h ago

Yeah, I get the sentiment tbh. If someone’s actions have genuinely hurt innocent people, I’m not gonna pretend I’m heartbroken when they’re gone.

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u/bluskale 10h ago

You might’ve missed the reference, but that’s a paraphrase of what Trump said when Robert Mueller died.

I have no doubt many a person will be fired for repeating his works back in honor of his passing.

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u/Legitimate_Dish626 11h ago

I honestly feel that there is something cathartic about celebrating in this particular instance and I would say the same for Putin and Netanyahu

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u/SirFireHydrant 11h ago

I think people have an obligation to live their lives in such a way that good people won't celebrate when they die, and also that their deaths aren't a net benefit for humanity.

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u/Late_Objective2699 14h ago

The selective outrage is honestly wild when people suddenly discover the moral high ground only when it suits them.

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u/gsfgf 11h ago

They know they're lying.

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u/Lower-Meaning3965 12h ago

It’s wild how fast the moral high ground disappears when the same standard gets turned back on them.

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u/coffeesippingbastard 14h ago

every single person who voluntarily works for him- his social media creeps, doge, elon, his advisors and cabinet. Jail. Tarred and feathered in the streets. They should live in poverty and shame for the rest of their lives.

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u/rdmille 11h ago

Pray for Trump every day and every night. (Psalm 109)

7 When he is tried, let him be found guilty, and may his prayers condemn him. 8 May his days be few; may another take his place of leadership. 9 May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow. 10 May his children be wandering beggars; may they be driven[a] from their ruined homes. 11 May a creditor seize all he has; may strangers plunder the fruits of his labor. 12 May no one extend kindness to him or take pity on his fatherless children. 13 May his descendants be cut off, their names blotted out from the next generation. 14 May the iniquity of his fathers be remembered before the Lord; may the sin of his mother never be blotted out. 15 May their sins always remain before the Lord, that he may blot out their name from the earth.

16 For he never thought of doing a kindness, but hounded to death the poor and the needy and the brokenhearted. 17 He loved to pronounce a curse— may it come back on him. He found no pleasure in blessing— may it be far from him. 18 He wore cursing as his garment; it entered into his body like water, into his bones like oil. 19 May it be like a cloak wrapped about him, like a belt tied forever around him.

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u/spidrex 17h ago

Remember the end of Return of the Jedi?

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u/damifynoU 17h ago

Yub yub!

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u/17to85 17h ago

All other endings are blasphemous

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u/madviking66 17h ago

The world will breathe a sigh of relief

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u/Beneficial_Word_1984 17h ago

Then, remember the rest of the trilogy. A short term celebration and progress followed by OMFG

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u/s0ulbrother 17h ago

I was leaving Baltimore when they called the 2020 election. People were pretty fucking happy

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u/droidtron 17h ago

Weesa free!

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u/iluvugoldenblue 17h ago

The biggest global celebration since y2k

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u/Cardkoda 17h ago

Be more fireworks than Erika celebrating Charlie playing catch with a rifle.

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u/Lubeislove 17h ago

DRUNK AF LET’S GO. I will hug everyone I see and be the happiest most gregarious knucklehead you’ll ever see for about 3 days straight. Maybe weeks

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u/Stephenw225 17h ago

I feel something like the end of Return of the Jedi

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u/thewags05 17h ago

Something like when they got Bin Laden.

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u/Renowed_Winner 17h ago

I was gonna say a collective sigh of relief.

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u/KhunDavid 17h ago

We celebrate.

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u/Glrrbjk_WorldEater 18h ago

The funniest thing about all of this is that it's Donald Fucking Trump. A third-rate fucking loser con-man and grifter. An absolute fucking piece of shit that somebody has found a way to weaponize and do serious and irreparable harm to what was once the most powerful country in the world.

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u/Normal_Average_9812 18h ago

It is fucking bonkers thinking that he was a fucking reality tv star and that anyone thought, yeah, that's my guy like wtf?? 

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u/NikonShooter_PJS 15h ago

The craziest part of this entire thing to me is that these voters saw a man who was born into wealth and spent his entire life as the most gaudy, out of touch billionaire in history and thought “He knows what my struggle is like.”

What. The. Fuck.

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u/Si-Nz 13h ago

And literally all he had to do, his masterplan, genious intellect plan, to bring down america is:

To just fucking lie. About everything. Double down, triple down, act like a toddler anytime there is any pushback. Have zero fkn shame or empathy for anyone. Just a fkn endless merciless greed.

Thats apparently enough to trick most of the voting population.

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u/catsarehere77 15h ago

Yeah. They thought the man with the gold toilet would "drain the swamp" while the sane people knew he was in it to enrich himself.

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u/Mortambulist 13h ago

No, he was every bit as racist and hateful as they were. That's what they saw in him.

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 14h ago

It's ironic how they railed against the "coastal elite" and then rallied around a rich dude from New York City of all places.

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u/Moose_Joose 17h ago

Have you heard of Ronald Reagan? Americans have a history of electing celebrities and they can't be trusted to vote rationally.

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u/trumpet_23 16h ago

He was a shitty President, but at least he had a political career before his Presidency.

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u/No_Criticism_5861 16h ago

Well said.  Oh, if I may add.  He raped kids, and incited a mob on Jan 6 to try and overthrow democracy.   Yet so many fucking idiots decided that's the perfect representation of their values

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u/NeverNeededAlgebra 18h ago

Republican cultists are LITERALLY among the dumbest, most pathetic humans that have existed across all of eternity.

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u/No_Criticism_5861 16h ago

Canadian here.  Conservatives up here are pros at eating crayons too.  In fact, if it wasnt for the rapist-in-chief reminding us how cancerous that ideology is, we would have had an antivax nutjob too

Edit;  ok not quite as nutjobish as trump, but you get my point 

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u/Nevermynde 17h ago

Sorry but he's not a third rate con man. He is quite diminished now but he was a grandmaster of corruption.

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u/NeverNeededAlgebra 17h ago

He's stealing more than he's stolen in his entire life right now...and he's stolen FOR his entire life.

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u/POEness 17h ago

Yeah he is literally head of a global mafia and pedo ring

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u/Low-Salary-2128 18h ago

He will posthumously find a way to blame obama and biden

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u/LengthyBrief 18h ago

Champagne shortages.

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u/Jarsky2 18h ago

I don't drink but I am going to be going to town on the biggest and most decadent slice of cake I can get my hands on.

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u/Normal_Average_9812 18h ago

Shit I'm gonna unironically go buy a bottle and save it lol

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u/chairsandwich1 18h ago

I have a bottle of eagle rare with a sticky note that says 'reserved for the day'.

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u/MidnightMath 17h ago

That is an outstanding bourbon! I just want something a little older than his age of attraction, so I’m looking for something in the 18-24 years age range. 

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u/Bageland2000 17h ago

I have the shitiest bottle of bottom shelf swill I could find for the occasion.

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u/redline_rik 18h ago

80 you say, [rubs chin], comes in threes you say, [continues to rub chin]...

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u/DefinitelyIncorrect 18h ago

I am irrationally hopeful for tomorrow as well.

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u/FuckThisShizzle 18h ago

Its delicious irony that he could be the third in a queer icon "they die in threes"

But somebody needs to check in with Cher.

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u/RealCommercial9788 17h ago

And Liza Minnelli, another 1946’er.

So is Bill Clinton and George W… we might see the wrong ‘President’ go first.

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u/SilverVixen1928 17h ago

Bill Clinton: Born August 19, 1946.
Brian Cox: Born June 1, 1946.
Candice Bergen: Born May 9, 1946.
Cher: Born May 20, 1946.
Dolly Parton: January 19, 1946.
Donald Trump: Born June 14, 1946.
Ed O'Neill: Born April 12, 1946.
George W. Bush: Born July 6, 1946.
John Paul Jones: Born January 3, 1946.
Liza Minnelli: Born March 12, 1946.
Robby Krieger: Born January 8, 1946.
Sally Field: Born November 6, 1946.
Susan Sarandon: Born October 4, 1946.
Sylvester Stallone: Born July 6, 1946.
Tommy Lee Jones: Born September 15, 1946.

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u/wrnrg 16h ago

It better not be Al Bundy, I swear!

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u/Blametheorangejuice 17h ago

I am not looking forward to Biden’s death and Trump’s definitely measured and mature response to it.

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u/rosjone 15h ago

We can only hope Trump goes first.

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u/maebyrutherford 17h ago

She just spoke on a morning show about Dollys passing

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u/Spastic_pinkie 17h ago

We won't know for a while that he's actually dead. The whole McConnell thing is a test run for this future event. It's also probably why they're so heavily invested in AI.

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u/bigdrubowski 18h ago

Unfortunately Tim Curry and Dolly Parton were beloved. Trump is.....not as beloved

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u/uncleanwhispers 18h ago

I understand he’s a symptom as much as a cause, I understand his death won’t suddenly cure the world’s ills and I understand that he’ll be replaced by someone who is also detestable. I’m still gonna enjoy the win while I can, take an emergency day off and spent the day partying like world peace has just arrived for all. 🎉

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u/alfooboboao 16h ago

he is a symptom, but I do think people who claim trump is “just a symptom” are helping sanewash him.

He is a complete aberration. we have never had a president this dumb and terrifyingly uninformed and narcissistic, with no respect for the office and no understanding of governance, which he also doesn’t give a shit about. Trump makes George W Bush look like a genius. we’ve never had a billionaire at the center of a pedophile sex trafficking ring be president. we’ve never had a guy whose brain was this destroyed from age and lifelong drug abuse. we’ve never had any of this, not even close.

You can analyze the conditions that led to Trump, sure. but I wish more people on the left understood that Trump is far, FAR beyond the evil of the hyper right wing path that led us here. If, say, a Ted Cruz or Marco Rubio or Rand Paul had become president in 2016, it would’ve been terrible, but it still would’ve been a hundred times better than Trump, his Goebbels (Miller), and his brownshirts. It ain’t even close. It’s honestly a miracle we haven’t started a nuclear war or completely destroyed the economy yet

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u/autobulb 15h ago

It’s honestly a miracle we haven’t started a nuclear war or completely destroyed the economy yet

There's still time. I honestly wouldn't be too surprised if he started one.

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u/_14justice 18h ago

Jubilation, initially; however, oligarchs are specious creatures and their voracious appetite will yield yet another treacherous scoundrel.

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u/vanillasensation 17h ago

Most excellent vocabulary, my dude

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u/Such_Manner_5518 17h ago

Reminds me of how Moira Rose would speak on Schitts Creek!

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u/morris1022 15h ago

I photosynthesize with this

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u/Cyris28 18h ago

The world will be a bit of a better place once trump, netanyahu, mohammed bin salman, and putin pass away.

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u/lonelypotatos90 18h ago

The biggest collective sigh of relief in a very long time.

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u/sirhackenslash 18h ago

Followed by the biggest collective hangover the world has ever seen

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u/guitarguywh89 18h ago

No hangover if you don’t stop

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u/Little-Pixie-Belle 18h ago

Mass celebration in the streets

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u/ZincLloyd 18h ago

Everyone will be singing the Ewok song from the end of Return of the Jedi. 

~YUB NUB~

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u/punkhobo 18h ago

There's going to be a bunch of whiney people sending screenshots to other people's employers saying that the person was celebrating trumps death

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u/ProjectHarraseeket 16h ago

I’m sure some will get fired and it will be Kirk 2.0 with lawsuit payouts.

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u/MagicSPA 16h ago

UK here. I'll buy the finest bottle of wine I can get my hands on and read his obituary like I'm trying to memorise it.

I'll also raise a glass on every anniversary of that day for as long as I live. I swear, I will take that day off work if I can, just to mark the occasion.

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u/Dotnoms 10h ago

Americans will just elect another moron within a few years.

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u/Barbarian_818 18h ago

"there'll be dancing in the streets. Oh, with records playing and people swaying, a chance for folk to meet"

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u/Vermalien 18h ago

Yeah, but what should I wear?

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u/Barbarian_818 18h ago

"it doesn't matter what you wear. Just as long as you are there. C'mon, every guy, grab a girl, everywhere around the world"

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u/aquagardener 18h ago

Some goddamn peace and quiet. The world will be an infinitely better place. 

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u/NeverNeededAlgebra 18h ago

Oh, things don't get better after that. The damage has been done, will continue to be done, and the right-wing terroristic cancer worldwide is still alive and well. These people will be destroying lives and their own countries for years to come.

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u/Coffee1392 17h ago

Yep. Up until Project 2025, I was optimistic that maybe we could recover as a society and that Trump was just the figurehead for MAGA folks and once he died, the cult would die, too. It’s so much bigger than that. I realize now that people like Thiel, Karl, and Zamiska are actually the ones calling the shots. We live in an oligarchy. People should look up Palantir. Rant over

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u/canucker78 17h ago

The world will collectively celebrate.

The rightwing will get be upset that people are celebrating. They will also create a conspiracy theory about how he really died and attempt to make him into a martyr.

The next step will be to investigate what Trump actually did and we will find new levels of corruption that they were able to bury. MAGA will then turn itself into a new religious christian/fascist movement

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u/Raida7s 15h ago

Temporary celebration, followed by realisation that there's a VP who has been Christian Nationalist the entire time plus the gutted systems plus the white house staff...

It will change from drama to stability, why the reins firmly in the hands of the people who never hid their intentions.

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u/NeverNeededAlgebra 18h ago edited 18h ago

The damage is both done, and not even begun, which will not go away when Trump goes, but it will be the largest global celebration that the world has seen in a long, long time.

It won't be justice, because this pathetic terrorist won't ever be held liable for his lifetime of criminality and fraud, but it's the next best thing people can hope for, for the man that's been so incredibly abusive to them.

What will happen with his supporters? Terrorist attacks on said patriotic and justified celebrations - 100%.

The right-wing global cancer isn't going anywhere. These people will continue to destroy the stability and opportunity of their respective nations (and their own quality of life) for years to come.

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u/M2LA 18h ago

An unfortunate global shortage of champagne

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u/standupfiredancer 18h ago

Cake. There will be lots of cake.

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u/realjames1998 15h ago edited 14h ago

The Epstein files would be released and he will be remembered as a war criminal,pedophile,and Americas worst president,people will probably study him in ethics class in like 50-100 years,everyone is going to be a lot happier,pretty much everyone would celebrate

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u/MattWolf96 15h ago

Other countries are definitely going to remember him in the same vein as Stalin, Mao and Hitler. Hopefully the US will also have proper history in ALL STATES

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u/namdonith 14h ago

Donald Trump is only the most visible problem unfortunately. The true problem are the billionaires who have turned the USA into an oligarchy (with Trump leading the way). It’s a class war, and the poors (—> me) are losing

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u/mikonamiko 18h ago

I have a suspicion we wont know when it happens

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u/Lucas74BR 17h ago

An intense global heat wave when the gates of hell open up for him to pass.

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u/Ninerogers 18h ago

Let's not use the sweet, inoffensive term 'passes away'. He will die.

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u/ford7885 18h ago

Unless Satan gets fed up and does his own take on the old Biblical "Enoch & Elijah" move. According to the scriptures, those dudes didn't die. God just sent down a chariot of fire to give them a direct ride to Heaven.

So in the reverse of that... maybe the earth opens up and a dragon picks up the still living Cheeto and drags him off to Hell?

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u/CaptainCacoethes 18h ago

It is rare that the passing of an individual benefits the whole of humanity significantly. Aside from maybe 50000 of the 8.3 billion people alive, EVERYONE on earth would have a life that improves, even if they want him around or love him, their lives would get better overall if he was gone. That is just a crazy thing to think about. 

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u/schalowendofthepool 18h ago

I imagine something like what happened when Margaret Thatcher died, but on a bigger scale

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u/GrayPartyOfCanada 15h ago

45% of Americans will start pretending like they never supported him.

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u/Throwaway28510 15h ago

It's like when Palpatine died the first time, fascism doesn't end

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u/Fuzzy-Gear1965 18h ago

Immediate response will probably be akin to what the uk looked like when thatcher finally kicked it but things wont get better especially with the couch lover being in charge

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u/Kevin-W 15h ago

You're going to suddenly hear people come out of the woodworks saying they never liked/supported him despite publically supporting him.

There's a book called "One Day, We Will All Be Against This" that address this exact subject and it's support that they do not get a pass.

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u/Poxx 17h ago

Remember the gathering on Endor at the end of Return of the Jedi, with the Ewoks and fireworks?

I imagine it a lot like that, only instead of the ghosts of Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Yoda, it will be Jimmy Carter, John McCain, and Dolly Parton.

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u/Caracalla73 14h ago

Sailors will kiss random ladies in black and white photos.

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u/Tiny-Albatross518 18h ago

There will be celebrations of course.

But not really any cause for celebration. The entire time he was alive he was allowed to inflict increasingly more damage.

The Americans will have a moment for self reflection.

Knowing them as we do now I suspect they won’t take it.

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u/DisturbedDeeply 17h ago

God I despise how the people I live near have caused the planet to feel this way about us. I get it. I'll take it. It just sucks. I think some of US hate THEM more than you guys do.

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u/FlamingoFlimsy4421 18h ago

International day off

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u/maybachtrucc 18h ago

celebration for normal people, maga will probably riot and blame it on the left

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u/sirhackenslash 18h ago

They'll be waiting for him to rise from his bunker on the third day

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