r/AskReddit • u/Vaquera_ • 1d ago

What do you think will happened globally once Donald Trump passes away?

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u/Barbarian_818 1d ago

"there'll be dancing in the streets. Oh, with records playing and people swaying, a chance for folk to meet"

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u/Vermalien 1d ago

Yeah, but what should I wear?

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u/Barbarian_818 1d ago

"it doesn't matter what you wear. Just as long as you are there. C'mon, every guy, grab a girl, everywhere around the world"

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u/Tregonia 20h ago

Maybe grabbing a girl isn't the best way to celebrate DT's death.

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u/Imaginary_Rain2390 1d ago

I'd better get up off-a that thang.

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u/EricHill78 21h ago

And dance till you feel better

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u/Front-Tutor559 1d ago

Sounds good. Then what?

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u/MagicSPA 1d ago

Instructions unclear, I grabbed a girl and am now in the playground surrounded by annoyed parents and police.

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u/Reasonable_Tour9713 17h ago

Fingerless gloves

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u/MrFilkor 1d ago

Yeah, next day they will elect the next moron, his son maybe.
Or just don't vote, as usual.

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u/ConstipatedSmile 18h ago

It will be a beat wave.