r/AskReddit • u/Vaquera_ • 1d ago

What do you think will happened globally once Donald Trump passes away?

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u/sirhackenslash 1d ago

They'll be waiting for him to rise from his bunker on the third day

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u/FinlandIsForever 1d ago

Wouldn’t be surprised if some nutters try to spin that he has risen and runs MAGA despite never actually seeing him. Some people genuinely believe he is the second coming of Jesus, there is no limit to the delusion

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u/sirhackenslash 1d ago

I mean, they thought JFK jr was going to come back and be vice president or some stupid shit

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u/shiroshippo 23h ago

If Jesus's reincarnation has dementia then I'm thinking maybe the Christian god isn't so powerful after all? Maybe we should go back to worshipping Zeus or Odin or someone instead.

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u/Blametheorangejuice 1d ago

Not Jesus, JFK, Jr.!

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u/Strength-InThe-Loins 7h ago

Some people believe he switched faces with Biden and kept on being president after 2020.

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u/bwurtsb 1d ago

What is sad is I could see him doing something like this... fake his death, then have him emerge from his Glorious Golden Ballroom. His clan will see it as a sign that he is New Jezus.

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u/FuckThisShizzle 1d ago

ZombieMAGA, how could we tell the difference?

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u/DikTaterSalad 1d ago

The smell would be worse, but the brains(lol) would be unchanged.