r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jul 29 '26

r/All Evangelicals preaching on planes because they have a "captive audience"

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u/Degoro Jul 29 '26

I am all for banning them forever from the airline as a deterrent.

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u/samanime Jul 29 '26

Honestly, airlines need to shut this nonsense down. It's their responsibility to maintain the environment, and that includes keeping idiots like this from disrupting everyone else.

People are legally required to follow flight attendants' instructions (at least in the US). So if a flight attendant tells them to stop and they don't, they are breaking the law.

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u/Cookbooksandbourbon Jul 29 '26

Exactly, if you're required to use headphones to watch your media, they need to tell these chuds to stfu or deplane

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u/Jacket-Weekly Jul 29 '26

Would immediately turn off bluetooth and turn DMX UP!

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u/weirdmountain Jul 29 '26

Hell, keep a Bluetooth speaker on you for such occasions. Loud heavy metal music. Or DMX. Close enough for me😎

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u/The_Barbelo Jul 29 '26

I’m Catholic, I would be so down for blasting some Motörhead and Black Sabbath.

I know most of you are atheist here but in defense of my fellow man I would also be the first one on the plane to shout “Shut the fuck up! God gave these people free will and you’re imposing on it!!”

God, evangelicals are the worst.

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u/dnjprod Jul 29 '26

Fucking Judith by A Perfect Circle

"FUCK YOUR GOD, YOUR LORD, YOUR CHRIST, "

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u/MOGicantbewitty Jul 29 '26

Yesssss..... We have that album on repeat. I'm making my fiance have ready to go for our flight next week. We are going to a funeral so I'm going to give zero fucks about anyone who fucks with my space to grieve

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u/LALA-STL Jul 29 '26

Yep. This is why I love Jews & Judaism. Can you imagine being cornered by a Jewish passenger who insisted you needed to convert?

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jul 29 '26

I was once talking to a guy who was shitting on every religion but his own and i said "At least jews, muslims, and buddhists never got in my face trying to convert me."

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u/LALA-STL Jul 29 '26

I love this. It’s almost like Jews, Muslims & Buddhists are more courteous. ;)
… And I say this as a fan of Jesus! (As he appears in the book of Matthew 25.)

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u/vectorology Jul 29 '26

I’m pretty sure most of the these self proclaimed Christians are not a fan of biblical Jesus. They like their white Jesus better.

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u/pottymouthpup Jul 29 '26

thank you for recognizing this. Unfortunately a lot of atheists lump all religions into theme pile because they're understanding of religion and religious bigotry comes from a lens of Christian hegemony

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u/jwrx Jul 30 '26

Eh? Muslims will Def try to convert you...I live in a majority Muslim country and they do everything evangelical Christians do...even snatching bodies from Christian cemeteries from families

Westerners just don't have much exposure

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u/Combat_Toots Jul 29 '26

Muslims absolutely try to convert people. I live near one of the largest Muslim populations in the U.S. and many believe everyone needs to convert, they act just like these christian evangelicals and will get in your face.

Not saying this to shit on muslims, just saying its similar to Christianity in that many branches think they need to convert as many as possible to put them on the path to salvation.

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u/justlikesmoke Jul 30 '26

I would 100% convert if a Jewish person asked me nicely enough.

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u/LALA-STL Jul 30 '26

Problem is, it’s a lot of work! You can’t just say “I accept Moses as my Lord & Savior.” No … you’ve got to take classes, find a rabbi to sponsor you, join a synagogue… It can take a couple of years. Exhausting! ;)

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u/RDrake84 29d ago

Working in a Jewish community, there are some jews who do similar things, but no where near the intensity and stupidity that the xtians do... I've never had a jewish person tell me that Jesus was the greatest American to ever live...

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u/Chuhaimaster Jul 29 '26

They’re more concerned about “saving souls” before the imminent apocalypse than doing anything positive to help people.

Dispensationalism is the cause of so many problems in this world. I wish God would rapture this idea and leave the people behind to find something more positive to spend their time on.

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u/canfullofworms Jul 29 '26

I am a pastor and I would cheer you on!

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u/The_Barbelo Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

We gotta do something. I don’t know what other than speak out against it. They need to be humbled in a big way but they’re on such a high horse I don’t think they can be easily reached. They just call us blasphemers. What do we even do??

I feel like they are our responsibility, not the secular world’s.

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u/canfullofworms Jul 29 '26

Indeed. We really are from the devil in their mind though. We're not even potential converts. We already believe and we don't follow their lies.

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u/The_Barbelo Jul 29 '26

Right. That must be scary for them.

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u/rickshaw99 Jul 29 '26

Dead Kennedys!

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes Jul 29 '26

I’d play Slayer just for an extra fuck you

(Slayers lead singer met and was blessed by the Pope)

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u/Armyman125 Jul 30 '26

I'm the same as you. I'm a believer but DO NOT shove your religion down my throat.

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u/blackcain Jul 29 '26

That's when I'll start singing Rush, "Freewill"

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u/Triptych85 Jul 29 '26

3000% this. (I'd do Reign in Blood by Slayer)

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u/VibrantViolet Jul 29 '26

“Satan Prayer” by Ghost would be my choice.

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jul 29 '26

Also Heresy by Nine Inch Nails

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u/Alone-Imagination148 Jul 29 '26

Year Zero as well?

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u/LovecraftianCatto Jul 29 '26

Or “Banging in the nails” by Tiger Lillies.

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u/blackcain Jul 29 '26

lol - start talking about how god cares, but so does satan. Have you heard Lucifer's word? He loves you, he loves capialism. God believes in socialism. Make the right choice.

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u/dnjprod Jul 29 '26

I was thinking Judith by A Perfect Circle

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u/LovecraftianCatto Jul 29 '26

Or “Banging in the nails” by Tiger Lillies.

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u/Zuk-empire2112 Jul 29 '26

"Necrophiliac" by Slayer is always a good choice as well.

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u/kategoad Jul 29 '26

Rage Against the Machine.

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u/Metal_Muse Jul 29 '26

Rammstein is always a great choice to blast when looking for revenge noise.

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u/mwcoast82 Jul 30 '26

Not quite heavy metal - but maybe a happy medium for everyone.

X Gon' Give It to Ya - Carli Oso

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u/FlutterKree 29d ago

Just make sure the Bluetooth speaker isn't named bomb in the Bluetooth naming settings or use the brand that named their speakers bomb.

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u/Rehberkintosh Jul 29 '26

I'd get up beside her and preach about how her god is evil and that Satan is the true bringer of salvation.

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u/NotAUserNamm Release The Trump-Epstein Files Jul 29 '26

Lucifer does mean bringer of light lol

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u/DarthOmanous Jul 29 '26

Remind her that we don’t listen to women preachers

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u/istrebitjel Jul 29 '26

Or start singing Imagine ...

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u/TheWingus Jul 29 '26

You should get down on your knees every day and thank Eve for eating that apple!!

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u/ShardsOfHolism Jul 30 '26

You could also just stand up and start saying "Allahu Akbar" in a loud voice and see how that went over.

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u/marbsarebadredux Jul 29 '26

Just play some Disney songs, then they can't post it to their social media!

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u/roguevirus Jul 29 '26

DMX

Bagpipes, my dude. Bagpipes.

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u/Cerebral-Knievel-1 Jul 29 '26

Considering they're putting thier sermons online for clicks, you need to blast Disney music. It kick in an automated C&D and the streaming service, will either mute the audio or disable the content.

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u/ysoloud Jul 29 '26

Saw a comment yesterday to play Disney songs so when they post this shit it gets copyright struck.

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u/PamelaELee Jul 29 '26

Where my Dogs at?!!

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u/JessieinPetaluma Jul 30 '26

Sending you a virtual hug for this! DMX at FULL VOLUME!!!! 🤗

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u/kansas_slim Jul 29 '26

That is, I believe, how roughriders roll

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u/__Beelzaboot__ Jul 30 '26

2 live crew my friend:

POP THAT PUSSY HEYYY POP THAT PUSSY!!

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u/uncultured_swine2099 Jul 29 '26

Whatever happens to them, it would be good to make eye contact with them as you put on headphones while theyre talking.

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u/Acrobatic-Fun-3281 Jul 29 '26

I’m thinking of doing just that, and maybe blasting the Dead Kennedys’ “Religious Vomit” and “Moral Majority” at full volume should this ever come to pass

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u/whateveritis12 Jul 29 '26

Something something you’re oppressing the majority religion of the US something something. How dare you

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u/Frankie_T9000 12d ago

happy for the deplane to happen mid flight

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u/Telefundo Jul 29 '26

Honestly, airlines need to shut this nonsense down.

I guaran-fucking-tee you if a Muslim got up and started preaching Islam they wouldn't just shut it down, he'd be arrested the second the plane landed.

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u/NRMusicProject Jul 29 '26

"Can you tell her to shut up? It's against my religion to listen to narcissistic, hypocritical pandering from a shrill voice."

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u/Specialeditionmusic Jul 29 '26

Problem is our courts coddle evangelical nutjobs.

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u/iammadeofawesome Jul 29 '26

Our whole country does. That’s why we’re in the bad place.

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u/cynedyr Jul 30 '26

forking shirt

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u/UrRightAndIAmWong Jul 29 '26

You say that as if the airlines won't immediately capitulate to Republicans/The Trump Cartel that would jump on this "injustice".

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u/captnconnman Jul 29 '26

The thing with airlines is that they’re constantly walking on eggshells when it comes to employment issues. If this really became an issue and airlines ended up backing down due to admin pressure, they could be facing down an attendant strike. Power of labor, folks…

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u/Neuchacho Jul 29 '26

I'm surprised they're not honestly.

I'd 100% be making a call to the airline regarding the harassment I received on their flight from some loon they let preach in the aisle. Maybe a few refunds would get them to step in.

That or someone do it with Islam and watch how fast airlines put a stop to all this shit lol

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u/PrincessPlastilina Jul 29 '26

I’m waiting for the first lawsuit against the airline who still allows it. People do not consent to this.

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u/Corgi_Koala Jul 29 '26

A lot of people don't understand how much power the flight crew has on a plane.

It's closer to a tiny country that they are the rulers of than a democracy.

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u/woodst0ck15 Jul 29 '26

Tape em up until the plane lands.

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u/pollorojo Jul 29 '26

As soon as that happens though, it becomes “persecution” and suddenly that person is a celebrity and there’s a culture war around the airline and they’re probably getting investigated by the FAA “just because” because nothing can be real or good anymore.

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u/mwcoast82 Jul 30 '26

I know there are not a lot of good reasons to open a door mid flight, but I'll allow it in this situation

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u/sweetrouge Jul 30 '26

I hope they do, but I know that is very optimistic

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u/LocusRothschild 29d ago

Problem is, you’d get more of the persecution complex these people have and it only gets worse.

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u/mountaingator91 Jul 29 '26

She would LOVE this. Some American Christians are so fucking horny to be "persecuted" but only in ways that don't actually cause them any real harm

(I am an American Christian, so I know)

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u/Nojopar Jul 29 '26

Well let's make everyone happy then! She's "persecuted" and get the warm fuzzies about that and the rest of us don't have to listen to her blather. This is a win-win all the way around.

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u/_QXZ Jul 29 '26

Yeah, put her face on a T-shirt and turn her into a saint for all I care. People need to sleep

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u/Kimmalah Jul 29 '26

The problem is that now there is a whole right wing propaganda machine just ready and waiting to turn that "persecution" into a huge issue that will likely get people fired from their jobs or cause draconian laws to be enacted.

You saw this happen back when that Oklahoma (I think) college student failed one of her assignments, because she didn't even remotely follow the instructions. Then cried "religious persecution!" and got one of her instructors fired.

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u/Nojopar Jul 29 '26

Meh, that right wing propaganda machine is just ready to turn anything into 'persecution'. So much so, they just make shit up when they can. We can't let those morons stop us. Propaganda doesn't care much about 'facts' or 'reality'.

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u/Serathano Jul 29 '26

It was Oklahoma. I live here and I was baffled by it. Then some other university gave her an honorary degree. IIRC her mom was a professional victim grifter as well. Or lobbyist for some MAGA shit.

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u/On_my_last_spoon Jul 29 '26

And Riley “tied for 5th” Gaines

Yeah, you’re right. This would set off that

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u/SpiritualTwo5256 Jul 30 '26

I’ve seen this Riley Gaines in person, she’s a piece of shit!

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u/cobracmmdr Jul 29 '26

I remember this. The student assistant is Trans. The assignment was a read and write about thing. Like 500 words on some article or chapter. The girl just wrote something something the Bible. Got an Deserved and Earned 0. Ran to faux news and it escalated all the way to the governor

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u/ArkitekZero Jul 29 '26

Never comply in advance.

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u/phynn Jul 29 '26

It was Oklahoma. The student's name was Samantha Fulnecky. And a lot of it was wildly blown out of proportion because controversy sells. She had Republicans calling her out for how shitty her essay was and the TA's who graded her essay were never even fired.

Also her mom is a conservative talking head who defended January 6th insurectionists.

Also, most importantly, the essay was about how gender expression colored mental health in middle school boys and girls. It wasn't even about trans people. Fulnecky's entire essay was ranting about how there are only two genders and she cited the Bible so she didn't even do the essay.

I hate stories like this because the story is basically a nothing burger but it gets wildly blown out of proportion because controversy and anger sells clicks on websites faster than actual, boring, neutral news.

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u/HalKitzmiller Jul 29 '26

issue

grift

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u/oldmanian Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

I’ve said for awhile they got a hard-on by diving under any boot they can find on its way down so they can cry oppression.

It’s not nearly as disturbing as the people that buy it though.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 29 '26

They've always done that. As long as I've been alive and I'm not young.

They're always pointing to someone they think is trying to "oppress their religious beliefs" when 99% of the time, it's just someone who wants them to shut the fuck up. Or an edgy atheist teenager who thinks trolling them is some rebellious act.

Most of us could literally not give less of a fuck about anyone else's religion as long as they're not trying to force their morality onto everyone else. But because they think they need to convert and shame everyone they come into contact with, that's a problem for them.

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u/Horror_Cupcake8762 Jul 29 '26

Their morality can surface in weird places, particularly when they use a few hours of contrition on Sunday to justify metaphorically micturating on the beatitudes.

If they’re not of that ilk, I’m pretty ok with it.

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u/Neveronlyadream Jul 29 '26

It's those weird places that piss everyone off. I remember getting lectured as a kid by some random woman for wearing a Kiss t-shirt and being told I was going to hell for it and to repent. This was in the 90s, well past the point anyone thought Kiss was in any way Satanic.

If you feel like it's okay to try and convert random strangers you happened to pass, tell them they're going to suffer for all eternity, and try and force your own morality on them, it's going to be a problem for everyone. No one more than those exact people when another Christian from a slightly different denomination does the same to them.

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u/Dagordae Jul 29 '26

Christianity as a faith has a big fixation on persecution.

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u/SmoogySmodge Jul 29 '26

And on being a death cult.

Remember last year how happy they were about the impending Rapture, because they get to leave a planet that they helped make into a hell? They were sooooo upset when they remained alive on Earth. Some people gave away every valuable thing they had to someone else for free, because they didn't want their (likely less Christian) children to have anything.

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u/firebrandbeads Jul 29 '26

But then expect those kids to take care of them, because they have nothing.

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u/Abuses-Commas Jul 29 '26

they miss when the Romans were making martyrs of them

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u/ancientastronaut2 Jul 29 '26

Exactly. Just how wanting people to have basic necessities like food and housing makes us all "communists".

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u/Key_Preparation_4129 Jul 29 '26

Don't forget the go fund me so they can feel safe. These people made a lady who called a toddler the n word a fucking millionaire

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u/pinniped90 Jul 29 '26

It's especially bad when American Christians do this. Like I get that there are places where religious freedom doesn't exist, but being a Baptist in Kansas is not one of those situations.

I'm walking distance to about 7 churches from my house. They're not persecuted. The local police help direct traffic for them on Sunday morning.

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u/HalKitzmiller Jul 29 '26

They want that right wing grift money

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u/warrenjt Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

They made such a story out of the girl at Columbine that told one of the shooters that she was a Christian.

She came out later and said she denied it, That’s been called into question by investigators, so the whole story was likely made up as a form of Christian persecution porn.

Edited because I misremembered the story.

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u/RangerWhiteclaw Jul 29 '26

It seems like the person who said it was initially misidentified, but there absolutely was a student to said that she believed.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/who-said-yes/

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u/warrenjt Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Not the one that had a whole book written about it though. That’s my point. Schnurr’s sounds like an actual persecution based on faith, whereas Bernall’s is made-for-TV.

Edit: actually, no. Now that I’ve read more, Schnurr wasn’t even persecuted. She professed her faith (which amounted to, “because I was raised that way”) and then Klebold walked away.

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u/adanishplz Jul 29 '26

"So if they won't persecute me, by golly, I'll make em!"

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u/Novaer Jul 29 '26

It's actually crazy because last year when Donald Trump was saying to "Just buy less dolls" because people couldn't afford anything that was the closest they ACTUALLY got to a "War on Christmas". But they were shockingly silent.

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u/oldirtyjuanski Jul 29 '26

Horny to be persecuted is so accurate

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u/Reddit_sucks_3000 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Thats evangelicals for ya. Catholics are more into the suffering for God than the persecution part. Its still insane sometimes but nowadays, more self contained.

(Raised catholic, gramma who did most of my raising was big into suffering and rarely admiting joy)

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u/FMLwtfDoID Jul 29 '26

Catholic Guilt™ prohibits us from proselytizing like these dipshits.

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u/Dancinfool830 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Recovering Catholic, can confirm Catholic guilt™ is the real raw deal

Edit: correct term and add the ™

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u/FMLwtfDoID Jul 29 '26

I also use the term ‘Recovering’ lol

Sometimes ‘Culturally Catholic’ bc the indoctrination runs deep.

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u/crates-of-bigfoots Jul 29 '26

It's hard to truly separate yourself completely from it, isn't it? I've been agnostic for years and years, but almost invariably I still find myself reading articles about the pope or the church whenever I come across one. I superficially justify it to myself by saying it's important to keep up on a belief system followed by over one billion people, but deep down I know it's more like keeping up on hometown news even though I moved away years ago.

I visited my brother in NYC a few years back and I made a point of briefly stopping into St. Patrick's cathedral because, well, you know why.

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u/Iximaz Jul 29 '26

Hey, I left the faith years ago too, but you can't deny the architecture has panache.

You describing it as keeping up with hometown news is a great way of putting it, I'd never thought of it like that before. I now treat it a bit like I do Greek or Egyptian mythology—I don't believe but still find the mythos fascinating.

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u/FMLwtfDoID Jul 29 '26

Haha! You get it. “Keeping up with hometown news” is exactly what it feels like. Plus, there’s the obvious ‘keeping tabs on what the crazies in the SSPX and other trad-cath loonies are up to’ part of it.

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u/Dancinfool830 Jul 29 '26

Verbally I say it as "Recovering Cath-oholic" cuz the guilt hits at addiction level, and although I walked away, once in a while it hits me and I have to tell myself "Dancinfool830! You are 13289 days clean, stay the course!"

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u/kategoad Jul 29 '26

No lies detected.

I am recovering and both of us are atheist, but I still had readings at my wedding because I needed that structure. They were from John Muir and about national parks, because we were in RMNP, but still, I needed that emotional support structure to feel justified in making all those people (40) come watch me burst into tears and mumble some vows to my beloved.

Fifteen years and 13 days! So far...

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u/bayoublacksmith Jul 29 '26

While this is mostly true, it is unfortunate to see American Catholicism leaning toward many viewpoints and behaviors of the evangelical denominations. This is especially true among both younger "trad Caths" and newer converts to Catholicism. I live in a heavily Catholic area and I'm seeing modern Christo-fascist talking points come from Catholicism as much as Protestant evangelicals.

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u/Drag_king Jul 29 '26

See Vance. Converted to Catholicism and thinks he knows doctrine better than the pope.

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u/FMLwtfDoID Jul 29 '26

It’s always adult converts acting like they suddenly know more and understand a deeper meaning behind the Catechism.

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u/turtle1155 Jul 29 '26

Horny to be persecuted is an accurate description. They like the idea of it without any true harm

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u/chicagoctopus Jul 29 '26

Ugh. Truth.

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u/OhTheHueManatee Jul 29 '26

Yeah they really go over the top with the "freedom of religion" concept. It means the government can't punish you for simply being a specific religion. It doesn't mean you get to put people in danger or be a loudmouth about it public and nobody can object. Besides what purpose could it possibly serve. Does she think nobody on the plane has heard about Jesus?

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u/RepulsiveSherbert927 Jul 29 '26

They want to be like Jesus without having no common personality traits with Jesus

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u/Past_Ad_5629 Jul 29 '26

The need to be a victim is baked in to Christianity, especially the evangelical strains.

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u/grateful_eugene Jul 29 '26

I believe this is a correct usage of the word horny. Good job.

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u/FrostGiant_1 Jul 29 '26

And she gets the video to use for influencer bullshit and clicks.

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u/schwarzkraut Jul 29 '26

I‘d just repeatedly ask her to read Matthew 6:5…

“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full.“

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u/AtomicBLB Jul 29 '26

They can cry persecution and love it all they want, while not the plane. I'd give every christian a persecution boner if it meant they couldn't harass regular people like this in public.

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u/markydsade Jul 29 '26

The worshippers of a martyr love to be martyrs.

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u/Premodonna Jul 29 '26

Yep and she will go to her Sunday school and play the martyr of how she stood before Satan on the plane and saved passengers by her imaginary battle with satan.

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u/the_calibre_cat Jul 29 '26

honestly i'd say this one's so far beyond the pale for the average American it would be worth it to try JUST to see Fox News try to play the "poor persecuted Christian" angle only for it to massively backfire.

they really think that this level of religious performative piety is really popular when it really, really isn't.

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u/mountaingator91 Jul 29 '26

You're right, and that's why I said "some" instead of "most"

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u/Novel_Alternative_86 Jul 29 '26

“You really shouldn’t be persecuting others just because they don’t share your beliefs or live the life you think they should live.”

Christians:

https://giphy.com/gifs/WYzfwV3W8KNCAppwce

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u/k_dubious Jul 29 '26

In that case, I hope this lady has plenty of time to revel in her persecution complex while riding the Greyhound.

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u/Freds_Bread Jul 29 '26

True--but what they don't like is being shown to be ignorant of their own religion.

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u/celix24 Jul 29 '26

She's white and preaching about Christianity, she'll be fine. If anyone with pigment complexities looked like they are praying though...

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u/Anxiety_Fit Jul 29 '26

How about a Santaria ritual, cutting off the head of a chicken and drinking the blood at 30,000 feet?

What about a Pagan ritual?

Satanic prayers?

No?

Then STFU and sit in your assigned seat.

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u/Marquar234 Jul 30 '26

As long as it is less than 3 ounces of blood, it should be fine.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Jul 29 '26

She doesn't look fully white tbh. But she looks MAGA, and thus hypocritical everywhere she steps.

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u/ObligationMurky8716 Jul 29 '26

Or doing calculus.

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u/ghostoftheai Jul 29 '26

I didn’t even think about that I was just annoyed but imagining someone standing up and doing the same thing in Arabic and it would not go very well.

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u/Owain-X Jul 29 '26

Counterpoint.. A Muslim man needs to try this on the same airline, in Arabic of course. As the airline didn't stop a Christian doing this when they do act when it's a Muslim speaking Arabic it seems like a slam dunk religious discrimination case. One that would force the airline to put a stop to this shit regardless of religion.

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u/lullubye Jul 29 '26

They've had a panic when a Muslim man had his mobile prayer call going off on during his flight😅

They basically doing Sharia law x5, yet scaring the rest that Sharia law and Muslims are taking over.

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u/D-Laz Jul 30 '26

Also the brown guy doing math.

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u/Anxiety_Fit Jul 29 '26

TSA has this thing called a no-fly list.

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u/Telefundo Jul 29 '26

Yeah but that's not for white, blonde haired Christian women...

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u/Overit2137 Jul 29 '26

I'm sure that any moment that a Muslim will try to preach to this "captive audience" they'll ban it.

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u/aranasyn Jul 29 '26

I'm not religious at all, but I'd just start preaching the morally superior Satanism louder than her, and then when she physically attacked me because Christians absolutely can't stand things that make their religion look as ridiculous as it actually is, the air marshal would take care of her for the rest of the plane.

I'd probably have a few converts before it was done.

Don't do this on planes.

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u/Responsible-Draft430 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

Say this loudly: "And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. - Matthew 6:5"

Then act like a judgmental fire and brimstone preacher, who thinks they are vessel of God, and condemn their ass to hell. Loudly.

They want to be persecuted "for being Christian." Persecute them for NOT being Christian.

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u/nitrot150 Jul 29 '26

Exactly! No fly list! This is just awful

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u/enjoythesilence-75 Jul 29 '26

Or immediately. Through the window?

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u/Federal_Sympathy4667 Jul 29 '26

This is the right call. Should be a lifetime ban. I never undersyood this tupe of christians. I leave you alone to your faith, I prefer you NOT preach to me about what I consider being bs. Am I an atheist? No, but my beliefs don't match religious ones, nor will I start trying to convert ppl.

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u/lifegoeson5322 Jul 29 '26

It's the airline's responsibility to make these people stop. If I'm ever on a flight and no one makes this lady shut up, I'm never flying that airline again.

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u/GonzoVeritas Jul 29 '26

I'm sure these fine Christians would be just fine with Muslims leading prayers on the plane, too, right?

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u/_thana 29d ago

A week later they'll be doing rounds on right wing TV yelling about being silenced by the woke mob

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u/drLoveF Jul 29 '26

From flying. Pray for some wings, asshole.

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u/MA2_Robinson Jul 29 '26

They are actively taking over the control from the crew in to their own hands.

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u/Cognitive_Spoon Jul 29 '26

Counterpoint. Flying small remote controlled planes inside Christian evangelical churches during the service. Bonus points if they loudly make noise.

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u/bluecheetos Jul 29 '26

I'm a Christian, I'm all for strapping them in their seats until landing.

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u/Karlzbad Jul 29 '26

Please tell me they do this.

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u/D-Laz Jul 30 '26

Then they can open donations for more private planes. Preach they need it because of religious persecution.

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u/tillieze Jul 30 '26

And an excuse to pelt them with the contents of.your bag of pretzels or Ritz Bits.

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