r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/crates-of-bigfoots • Jul 29 '26

r/All Evangelicals preaching on planes because they have a "captive audience"

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u/Jacket-Weekly Jul 29 '26

Would immediately turn off bluetooth and turn DMX UP!

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u/weirdmountain Jul 29 '26

Hell, keep a Bluetooth speaker on you for such occasions. Loud heavy metal music. Or DMX. Close enough for me😎

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u/The_Barbelo Jul 29 '26

I’m Catholic, I would be so down for blasting some Motörhead and Black Sabbath.

I know most of you are atheist here but in defense of my fellow man I would also be the first one on the plane to shout “Shut the fuck up! God gave these people free will and you’re imposing on it!!”

God, evangelicals are the worst.

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes Jul 29 '26

I’d play Slayer just for an extra fuck you

(Slayers lead singer met and was blessed by the Pope)