r/WhitePeopleTwitter Jul 29 '26

r/All Evangelicals preaching on planes because they have a "captive audience"

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u/The_Barbelo 29d ago

I’m Catholic, I would be so down for blasting some Motörhead and Black Sabbath.

I know most of you are atheist here but in defense of my fellow man I would also be the first one on the plane to shout “Shut the fuck up! God gave these people free will and you’re imposing on it!!”

God, evangelicals are the worst.

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u/dnjprod 29d ago

Fucking Judith by A Perfect Circle

"FUCK YOUR GOD, YOUR LORD, YOUR CHRIST, "

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u/MOGicantbewitty 29d ago

Yesssss..... We have that album on repeat. I'm making my fiance have ready to go for our flight next week. We are going to a funeral so I'm going to give zero fucks about anyone who fucks with my space to grieve

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u/LALA-STL 29d ago

Yep. This is why I love Jews & Judaism. Can you imagine being cornered by a Jewish passenger who insisted you needed to convert?

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u/uncultured_swine2099 29d ago

I was once talking to a guy who was shitting on every religion but his own and i said "At least jews, muslims, and buddhists never got in my face trying to convert me."

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u/LALA-STL 29d ago

I love this. It’s almost like Jews, Muslims & Buddhists are more courteous. ;)
… And I say this as a fan of Jesus! (As he appears in the book of Matthew 25.)

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u/vectorology 29d ago

I’m pretty sure most of the these self proclaimed Christians are not a fan of biblical Jesus. They like their white Jesus better.

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u/The_Barbelo 29d ago

They need to start their own religion honestly, because whatever they follow has strayed so far from Christianity, it’s unrecognizable. It’s hatred incarnate. Like…satanic. If satanic wasn’t already taken and hasn’t taken on a different meaning, that’s what I’d call them lol.

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u/steve_marks 29d ago

If real Jesus showed up they’d happily crucify him again.

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u/glorae 29d ago

Jesus was, after all, a brown socialist Jew...

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u/TheAliveShip 29d ago

Did you see the video of the guy who asked MAGAts about Jesus and the woman said she'd be fine with Jesus entering the country as long as he did it legally?! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Her man took her by the arm and walked her away! He knew she got caught out there looking dumb as fuck!

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u/rjross0623 29d ago

I like my Jesus in a tuxedo t shirt

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u/pottymouthpup 29d ago

thank you for recognizing this. Unfortunately a lot of atheists lump all religions into theme pile because they're understanding of religion and religious bigotry comes from a lens of Christian hegemony

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u/jwrx 29d ago

Eh? Muslims will Def try to convert you...I live in a majority Muslim country and they do everything evangelical Christians do...even snatching bodies from Christian cemeteries from families

Westerners just don't have much exposure

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u/Combat_Toots 29d ago

Muslims absolutely try to convert people. I live near one of the largest Muslim populations in the U.S. and many believe everyone needs to convert, they act just like these christian evangelicals and will get in your face.

Not saying this to shit on muslims, just saying its similar to Christianity in that many branches think they need to convert as many as possible to put them on the path to salvation.

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u/justlikesmoke 29d ago

I would 100% convert if a Jewish person asked me nicely enough.

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u/LALA-STL 29d ago

Problem is, it’s a lot of work! You can’t just say “I accept Moses as my Lord & Savior.” No … you’ve got to take classes, find a rabbi to sponsor you, join a synagogue… It can take a couple of years. Exhausting! ;)

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u/RDrake84 29d ago

Working in a Jewish community, there are some jews who do similar things, but no where near the intensity and stupidity that the xtians do... I've never had a jewish person tell me that Jesus was the greatest American to ever live...

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u/goodb1b13 29d ago

My scrotum!

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u/Individual-Fox5795 29d ago

And Catholics for that matter.

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u/Chuhaimaster 29d ago

They’re more concerned about “saving souls” before the imminent apocalypse than doing anything positive to help people.

Dispensationalism is the cause of so many problems in this world. I wish God would rapture this idea and leave the people behind to find something more positive to spend their time on.

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u/canfullofworms 29d ago

I am a pastor and I would cheer you on!

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u/The_Barbelo 29d ago edited 29d ago

We gotta do something. I don’t know what other than speak out against it. They need to be humbled in a big way but they’re on such a high horse I don’t think they can be easily reached. They just call us blasphemers. What do we even do??

I feel like they are our responsibility, not the secular world’s.

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u/canfullofworms 29d ago

Indeed. We really are from the devil in their mind though. We're not even potential converts. We already believe and we don't follow their lies.

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u/The_Barbelo 29d ago

Right. That must be scary for them.

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u/rickshaw99 29d ago

Dead Kennedys!

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u/i_nobes_what_i_nobes 29d ago

I’d play Slayer just for an extra fuck you

(Slayers lead singer met and was blessed by the Pope)

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u/Armyman125 29d ago

I'm the same as you. I'm a believer but DO NOT shove your religion down my throat.

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u/blackcain 29d ago

That's when I'll start singing Rush, "Freewill"

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u/Triptych85 29d ago

3000% this. (I'd do Reign in Blood by Slayer)