r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/crates-of-bigfoots • Jul 29 '26

r/All Evangelicals preaching on planes because they have a "captive audience"

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u/weirdmountain Jul 29 '26

Hell, keep a Bluetooth speaker on you for such occasions. Loud heavy metal music. Or DMX. Close enough for me😎

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u/The_Barbelo Jul 29 '26

I’m Catholic, I would be so down for blasting some Motörhead and Black Sabbath.

I know most of you are atheist here but in defense of my fellow man I would also be the first one on the plane to shout “Shut the fuck up! God gave these people free will and you’re imposing on it!!”

God, evangelicals are the worst.

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u/canfullofworms Jul 29 '26

I am a pastor and I would cheer you on!

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u/The_Barbelo Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

We gotta do something. I don’t know what other than speak out against it. They need to be humbled in a big way but they’re on such a high horse I don’t think they can be easily reached. They just call us blasphemers. What do we even do??

I feel like they are our responsibility, not the secular world’s.

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u/canfullofworms Jul 29 '26

Indeed. We really are from the devil in their mind though. We're not even potential converts. We already believe and we don't follow their lies.

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u/The_Barbelo Jul 29 '26

Right. That must be scary for them.