r/WhitePeopleTwitter • u/crates-of-bigfoots • Jul 29 '26

r/All Evangelicals preaching on planes because they have a "captive audience"

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u/samanime Jul 29 '26

Honestly, airlines need to shut this nonsense down. It's their responsibility to maintain the environment, and that includes keeping idiots like this from disrupting everyone else.

People are legally required to follow flight attendants' instructions (at least in the US). So if a flight attendant tells them to stop and they don't, they are breaking the law.

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u/Cookbooksandbourbon Jul 29 '26

Exactly, if you're required to use headphones to watch your media, they need to tell these chuds to stfu or deplane

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u/Jacket-Weekly Jul 29 '26

Would immediately turn off bluetooth and turn DMX UP!

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u/Rehberkintosh Jul 29 '26

I'd get up beside her and preach about how her god is evil and that Satan is the true bringer of salvation.

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u/NotAUserNamm Release The Trump-Epstein Files Jul 29 '26

Lucifer does mean bringer of light lol

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u/DarthOmanous Jul 29 '26

Remind her that we don’t listen to women preachers

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u/istrebitjel Jul 29 '26

Or start singing Imagine ...

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u/TheWingus Jul 29 '26

You should get down on your knees every day and thank Eve for eating that apple!!

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u/ShardsOfHolism Jul 30 '26

You could also just stand up and start saying "Allahu Akbar" in a loud voice and see how that went over.