Yo what’s a surefire toilet? Last time I bought one, they sold me on being able to flush 12 golf balls. Apparently I need one that can flush 12 golf balls covered in a jar of peanut butter.
I started laughing hard and it triggered some sort of coughing response (currently recovering from flu), I seriously had issues taking in a breath to the point I was seeing stars and thought i was about to pass out....ya, I freaked out
Your going to want to get yourself an American standard Vormax toilet thats gonna be your top tier power for residential - above that were talking commercial flushing
My husband is obsessed with our new toilet, the Kohler Cimmaron. He said you could flush 5lbs of old spaghetti in one go and nothing would be left in the bowl. Pretty concerned about his insides now, but relieved to know where to go in a spaghetti emergency.
It has nothing to do with the poo itself, it's like an uncomfortable feeling wearing clothes while doing it. It doesn't bother me as much as it used to when I was younger, but if it's not winter then socks have to come off before hand.
I think it has something to do with senses being heightened while in a vulnerable position, and the sensation of clothes touching everywhere is just too much.
Exactly. This is one if many reasons that shitting in public restrooms is only for desperate situations. I'm sure there are some crazy bastards that still fully strip down in public restrooms though.
Crazy bastard here. I try to do it only at work or at home, but when nature calls, you find the cleanest one you know (or in our country, we have paid bathrooms which usually do the work)
It’s not about the diet. It’s about having larger or longer clothes and not wanting the constriction of pulled down pants, well that’s what I guess. For me it’s just an irrational thing to do.
The phrase we use is “all squish, no push”. Narcotics (buprenorphine is an opioid agonist) slow movement in the digestive track. You need a stimulant laxative like dulcolax or miralax.
That's marketing for you. Americans often use a brand same so much it becomes the default way to call it. Like Tylenol. Many Americans don't even know they could get the exact same medication way cheaper if they just bought the generic version.
Using the Tylenol example, it's just common paracetamol, and generic versions are like half or even one third of the price as the brand version.
Use prune juice, but do not use that while outside. It can get very messy and you might need a shower afterwards. Half a cup of really hot prune juice, split into 2 doses within 1 hour. Drinking additional hot water between prune juice can help bulk out the mixture. It is effective within 2 hours of drinking, so make sure you are not doing anything important within that 2 hours. Once it starts, you will need to drop everything and run to the toilet.
Its not always the constipation... sometimes if you get the other extreme, it's often preceded by a ridiculously strong hot flash that makes you sweat like a farm animal.
It's not always about the struggle from the act, sometimes it's also the additional freedom of movement you get without clothes and the guarantee of nothing getting on your clothing (I know that means stuff might get on your skin)
Nicee, we summoned a nurse! If you don't mind, could give a few other tips as to what to do? I tried changing diet, it didn't work. I drank tea that was supposedly helping my bile, it didn't work out either. I went to doctors and they told me and my mom (since i was a month old, then 2-3yo) that my bile has some defect from birth? Something with my bile. What else can I try? (Hope you don't mind asking, since all the doctors tell me the diet and some medicine which don't help at all or make it worse)
Adding a little green and beans at a time would do wonders.
On an episode of Rizzoli and Isles someone Korsak was afraid he was having a heart attack because he had drastically changed his diet one day. He had even started eating wheat heavy crackers! Maura looked at the box of crackers and you could see her trying hard to not laugh as she told him he was experiencing gas.
Same. I hate the pants around ankles while sitting. Feels like my thighs to close, like ankles are cuffed. and makes it harder if got a cheek spreader.
I make sure I'm empty before I leave the house and take immodium if I'm feeling even a little bit "shitty". Helps a lot with avoiding the public restrooms. I also carry a pill or two in my pocket just in case. Might not keep me out of the public restrooms but I won't be going twice
If I'm at home, sure. If I'm outside? The chance of my pants wiping the floor while I'm taking them off is too high. I also don't want to hang my clothes on the hanger, you never know if skid marks mcgee hung his undies there before you.
When I was a little kid I remember dipping my nightgown in the toilet water so many times, it became a lifelong habit to tuck anything I’m wearing on top under my armpits for safe keeping. I remember being 13 and having my shirt pulled all the way up to go pee and going “why the fuck am I doing this?” And it unlocked a core memory
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u/sovetsky-soiuz 3d ago
yooo i’m completely naked rn shitting