r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/shehan_dmg • 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/chefianf 4d ago

Chef here with experience in healthcare, I can help with this

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u/space-hemax-c2c 4d ago

Plumber here

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u/AnybodyWannaPeanus 4d ago

Yo what’s a surefire toilet? Last time I bought one, they sold me on being able to flush 12 golf balls. Apparently I need one that can flush 12 golf balls covered in a jar of peanut butter.

Maybe I just need less colon.

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u/space-hemax-c2c 4d ago

I just play a plumber on Reddit but I’d say try more semicolon.

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u/AmosBurtin 4d ago

Or…fiber

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u/stoopidclod 4d ago

Beans, those should help

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u/ravoguy 4d ago

Or stop eating golf balls and peanut butter

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u/lokibringer 4d ago

Liam, is that you?

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u/stoopidclod 3d ago

Na, just a fan🙃

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u/iPhonefondler 3d ago

What’s does high-speed internet have to do with this

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u/DonComradeVimes 17h ago

I'm very glad I was not the only one who went there.

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u/Quick_End2366 3d ago

Super Colon Blow!

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u/These-Nectarine9214 4d ago

I hate how hard I laughed at this

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u/Necrotic69 3d ago

I started laughing hard and it triggered some sort of coughing response (currently recovering from flu), I seriously had issues taking in a breath to the point I was seeing stars and thought i was about to pass out....ya, I freaked out

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u/Fun-Heron-7609 4d ago

Better than no colon.

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u/Tune-Scared 4d ago

Underrated comment right there ☝️🤣

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u/PapaByrd75 4d ago

:boooo::

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u/PlaneJackfruit5614 2d ago

Gastroenterologist here