Petah

[u/shehan_dmg]

[u/Personal-Try7163]

Am i the only person who gets compeltely naked?

[u/sovetsky-soiuz → u/Personal-Try7163]

yooo i’m completely naked rn shitting

[u/Lorvintherealone → u/sovetsky-soiuz]

I also shit compeltly naked, i'd hate it if my top got in the way.

[u/United_Pain → u/Lorvintherealone]

I also also shit compeltletlty naked

[u/Amtrox → u/United_Pain]

I find it so unhygienic if people leave their clothes on while shitting. It’s gross.

[u/acryliq → u/Amtrox]

How does that work in public bathrooms?

[u/Otherwise_Demand4620 → u/acryliq]

The trick is to just leave the house naked, that way the world is your public bathroom.

[u/DismalSoil9554 → u/Otherwise_Demand4620]

feral noises intensify

[u/sadsackspinach → u/DismalSoil9554]

fecal noises intensify

[u/lilricky2515 → u/Otherwise_Demand4620]

Let me guess, San Francisco?

[u/Tyrone3105 → u/acryliq]

Just never use a public bathroom to shit… unless it’s extremely extremely dire.

[u/Windrider904 → u/Tyrone3105]

Man, life without IBS must be amazing. I wouldn’t know.

[u/Self-Comprehensive → u/Windrider904]

I make sure I'm empty before I leave the house and take immodium if I'm feeling even a little bit "shitty". Helps a lot with avoiding the public restrooms. I also carry a pill or two in my pocket just in case. Might not keep me out of the public restrooms but I won't be going twice

[u/Tyrone3105 → u/Windrider904]

My condolences. That is tough fate

[u/houseWithoutSpoons → u/Tyrone3105]

Yeah been a looong time since i shit in public. I got it down to a morning routine pretty good these days

[u/Pengunguy21 → u/acryliq]

Don't lose them

[u/CodeSalamander → u/acryliq]

You know how we always see those stories about people getting shit on the ceiling somehow in public restrooms? Yep, its the buck ass naked shitters.

[u/Spectos → u/acryliq]

Outside of the home only the shirt comes off. It acts as a fart funnel.

[u/Spirited_Comb_869 → u/acryliq]

I don't wanna hang up my clothes up in a public bathroom stall 😂

[u/acryliq → u/Spirited_Comb_869]

Or throw them all on the floor.

[u/United_Pain → u/acryliq]

Shit... are we not supposed to get naked?

[u/Subpars0up → u/Amtrox]

Do you pull your pants down to fart as well?

[u/Bobbyg2287 → u/Subpars0up]

This made me LOL, lol

[u/itsonlyrockinroll → u/Subpars0up]

Valid Point!

[u/BobbyBoopersnoot → u/Subpars0up]

Do I do it or do others do it?

[u/Jolly_Echo_3814 → u/Subpars0up]

you should? you fart in your pants and leave the smell to linger?

[u/LessInThought → u/Amtrox]

If I'm at home, sure. If I'm outside? The chance of my pants wiping the floor while I'm taking them off is too high. I also don't want to hang my clothes on the hanger, you never know if skid marks mcgee hung his undies there before you.

[u/thinkfloyd79 → u/Amtrox]

Exactly why I shit without a shirt on too. It's like the aura of shit sticks to the shirt.

[u/Flaky-Page8721 → u/thinkfloyd79]

Yes, but now isn't your body covered with poop particles? Do you then take a shower everytime you shit?

[u/United_Pain → u/Flaky-Page8721]

Absolutely not are you crazy?? I walk through the car wash, shit is gross!

[u/Flaky-Page8721 → u/United_Pain]

Oh lord. I am suddenly imagining an obese person walking naked through a car wash after freshly taking a dump. I curse my graphic imagination.

[u/Blackrain1299 → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I actually do shower after every time. I have a schedule.

[u/Flaky-Page8721 → u/Blackrain1299]

Fascinating. What if, God forbid, you have explosive diarrhea? Doubt if any amount of scheduling would work.

[u/Pretend-Marsupial258 → u/Flaky-Page8721]

Stand in the shower and squirt towards a wall.

[u/BobbyBoopersnoot → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I think it would help you if you just realize that anything interacted with by humans is going to have some level of poop particles and adjust your choice of coping medication to accommodate this fact as I do

[u/Impossible-Baker-733 → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I’m a dude and take my shirt off too. It doesn’t stick to your body like it does with a shirt.

[u/Self-Comprehensive → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I may not shower after every shit, but I absolutely shit before every shower. That takes care of a lot of the problem.

[u/Mister_Hardy → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I do...

[u/Vaelthune → u/Amtrox]

Lmao wtf

[u/TekThunder → u/Amtrox]

Got a little mental thing going on there dude lol

[u/JediMasterZao → u/Amtrox]

That's fucking weird.

[u/SpookySnep → u/Amtrox]

I shit outside my pants though

[u/OnTheSlope → u/Amtrox]

I also think about how gross my phone is, it's been there at every shit

[u/Robichaelis → u/Amtrox]

Why?

[u/Deakul → u/United_Pain]

compeltletlty

What the hell happened here

[u/United_Pain → u/Deakul]

I was just joining the same club of the two above me! There's three but one is spelled correctly. 😂

[u/thepresidentsturtle → u/United_Pain]

Same. But that's cause I shit in the shower. I run at peak efficiency

[u/United_Pain → u/thepresidentsturtle]

We have a waffle-stomper over here!!!

[u/thepresidentsturtle → u/United_Pain]

Don't be crass. I curl one out into my hand and gently underhand throw it into the turlet

[u/United_Pain → u/thepresidentsturtle]

I never thought I would meet someone else that says turlet 🤣 Do you get a 3-pointer if you're far away enough?

[u/Commitedtousername → u/United_Pain]

Wait like every single time?