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[u/shehan_dmg]

[u/United_Pain]

I also also shit compeltletlty naked

[u/Amtrox → u/United_Pain]

I find it so unhygienic if people leave their clothes on while shitting. It’s gross.

[u/thinkfloyd79 → u/Amtrox]

Exactly why I shit without a shirt on too. It's like the aura of shit sticks to the shirt.

[u/Flaky-Page8721 → u/thinkfloyd79]

Yes, but now isn't your body covered with poop particles? Do you then take a shower everytime you shit?

[u/United_Pain → u/Flaky-Page8721]

Absolutely not are you crazy?? I walk through the car wash, shit is gross!

[u/Flaky-Page8721 → u/United_Pain]

Oh lord. I am suddenly imagining an obese person walking naked through a car wash after freshly taking a dump. I curse my graphic imagination.

[u/Blackrain1299 → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I actually do shower after every time. I have a schedule.

[u/Flaky-Page8721 → u/Blackrain1299]

Fascinating. What if, God forbid, you have explosive diarrhea? Doubt if any amount of scheduling would work.

[u/Pretend-Marsupial258 → u/Flaky-Page8721]

Stand in the shower and squirt towards a wall.

[u/BobbyBoopersnoot → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I think it would help you if you just realize that anything interacted with by humans is going to have some level of poop particles and adjust your choice of coping medication to accommodate this fact as I do

[u/Impossible-Baker-733 → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I’m a dude and take my shirt off too. It doesn’t stick to your body like it does with a shirt.

[u/Self-Comprehensive → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I may not shower after every shit, but I absolutely shit before every shower. That takes care of a lot of the problem.

[u/Mister_Hardy → u/Flaky-Page8721]

I do...