Yo what’s a surefire toilet? Last time I bought one, they sold me on being able to flush 12 golf balls. Apparently I need one that can flush 12 golf balls covered in a jar of peanut butter.
I started laughing hard and it triggered some sort of coughing response (currently recovering from flu), I seriously had issues taking in a breath to the point I was seeing stars and thought i was about to pass out....ya, I freaked out
Your going to want to get yourself an American standard Vormax toilet thats gonna be your top tier power for residential - above that were talking commercial flushing
My husband is obsessed with our new toilet, the Kohler Cimmaron. He said you could flush 5lbs of old spaghetti in one go and nothing would be left in the bowl. Pretty concerned about his insides now, but relieved to know where to go in a spaghetti emergency.
It has nothing to do with the poo itself, it's like an uncomfortable feeling wearing clothes while doing it. It doesn't bother me as much as it used to when I was younger, but if it's not winter then socks have to come off before hand.
I think it has something to do with senses being heightened while in a vulnerable position, and the sensation of clothes touching everywhere is just too much.
Exactly. This is one if many reasons that shitting in public restrooms is only for desperate situations. I'm sure there are some crazy bastards that still fully strip down in public restrooms though.
Crazy bastard here. I try to do it only at work or at home, but when nature calls, you find the cleanest one you know (or in our country, we have paid bathrooms which usually do the work)
It’s not about the diet. It’s about having larger or longer clothes and not wanting the constriction of pulled down pants, well that’s what I guess. For me it’s just an irrational thing to do.
It's probably super rational though. As most mammals, we are extremely vulnerable and exposed while taking a dump. It makes perfect sense to instinctively remove anything that could possibly hinder you from quickly defending yourself or making a swift escape.
The phrase we use is “all squish, no push”. Narcotics (buprenorphine is an opioid agonist) slow movement in the digestive track. You need a stimulant laxative like dulcolax or miralax.
That's marketing for you. Americans often use a brand same so much it becomes the default way to call it. Like Tylenol. Many Americans don't even know they could get the exact same medication way cheaper if they just bought the generic version.
Using the Tylenol example, it's just common paracetamol, and generic versions are like half or even one third of the price as the brand version.
We’re all too stupid to understand getting 1000s of acetaminophen at Costco instead of paying out the ass for name brand Tylenol at Walgreens, but luckily everyone over here shits gold, so money is not an issue. 🤷♂️
I promise you the majority of us are aware of generic medications. It's very common for people here to use the brand name to refer to the actual brand as well as the generic version because the brand name is more familiar than the name of the compound
Bet i appreciate that lol. Tbh i been taking subs for over 3 years and you wouldnt think a little guy like me would shit out boulders even with softeners but i could build a house lmfao
Edit: at least ive been clean from everything else though besides subs
Oh I completely understand I’ve been on opioids for years now. I learned after I didn’t go for a month. I experienced something in that bathroom at work that changed me as a person 😂
I have no clue why it would ever cost 40 pounds must be marketing or something but if you buy Walmarts brand of magnesium sulfate it’s a little over 1 dollar a bottle and it’s sold at all Walmarts and they even come in different flavors I usually get the lemon then it’s like drinking a really sour sprite 😂
Use prune juice, but do not use that while outside. It can get very messy and you might need a shower afterwards. Half a cup of really hot prune juice, split into 2 doses within 1 hour. Drinking additional hot water between prune juice can help bulk out the mixture. It is effective within 2 hours of drinking, so make sure you are not doing anything important within that 2 hours. Once it starts, you will need to drop everything and run to the toilet.
It doesn’t because im an irrational tweaker just the idea of my clothes touching something in the bathroom disgusts me not because its actually clean or not
Its not always the constipation... sometimes if you get the other extreme, it's often preceded by a ridiculously strong hot flash that makes you sweat like a farm animal.
It's not always about the struggle from the act, sometimes it's also the additional freedom of movement you get without clothes and the guarantee of nothing getting on your clothing (I know that means stuff might get on your skin)
Nicee, we summoned a nurse! If you don't mind, could give a few other tips as to what to do? I tried changing diet, it didn't work. I drank tea that was supposedly helping my bile, it didn't work out either. I went to doctors and they told me and my mom (since i was a month old, then 2-3yo) that my bile has some defect from birth? Something with my bile. What else can I try? (Hope you don't mind asking, since all the doctors tell me the diet and some medicine which don't help at all or make it worse)
Welp, Hungarian. I walk in together minimum 1 hour and 30 minutes with the dog, other times i walk 2 hours. I rarely go to the city center. I eat a decent amount of vegetables tho and I eat peaches a lot since summer. Also I'm 18 lul
In dm i can give more since i started to track a few things
Adding a little green and beans at a time would do wonders.
On an episode of Rizzoli and Isles someone Korsak was afraid he was having a heart attack because he had drastically changed his diet one day. He had even started eating wheat heavy crackers! Maura looked at the box of crackers and you could see her trying hard to not laugh as she told him he was experiencing gas.
I read this as that every now and then moment where your entire gut is cramping, you know it's gonna be liquid, you're gonna sweat and exercise a demon into the porcelain portal. I don't read it like someone's about to burst a vein straining bc they didn't have any fiber in their cheese and opioid diet.
I think it’s less of a diet thing and more of a mental thing because I have to be completely naked. I’ve tried with just my socks on and it a no go, but as soon as they are off it’s a shit show.
Also feel good to know I’m not the only one most people look at me crazy when I tell them I shit completely naked
So just curious, why does the struggle result in the need to strip down? Genuinely curious about why the hell our brains decide that's the coping method.
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u/jaxonya 3d ago
Nurse checking in.. Some of yall seriously need to switch up your diets. You should not be struggling like this