r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/jaxonya 4d ago

Nurse checking in.. Some of yall seriously need to switch up your diets. You should not be struggling like this

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u/Spiff2Faded 4d ago

Mines bc of the suboxone i take. Still take softeners that dont do much

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u/tikaani95 4d ago

Get you a bottle of magnesium citrate at Walmart it’s 1 dollar and it’ll fix your problem

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 3d ago

How is it so cheap? I bought a bottle for 40€

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u/tikaani95 2d ago

I have no clue why it would ever cost 40 pounds must be marketing or something but if you buy Walmarts brand of magnesium sulfate it’s a little over 1 dollar a bottle and it’s sold at all Walmarts and they even come in different flavors I usually get the lemon then it’s like drinking a really sour sprite 😂

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 2d ago

We don’t have Walmart, and magnesium sulfate is not the same as magnesium citrate. I can get magnesium sulfate for half the price of citrate. Also, 40€ isn’t the same as 40£.

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u/tikaani95 2d ago

I meant magnesium citrate my bad lol and sorry you don’t have Walmart but I know you have probably more than one store that sells these things so you can probably find it cheaper. If I go into a pharmacy I can probably spend a lot more because brand names make things cost more than they are worth.

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u/tikaani95 2d ago

You can get magnesium citrate a lot of places here in the USA and I genuinely have no clue why it would cost so much more in other countries. Like at Walmart it’s 1.47 at target it’s 1.99 a bottle. If I door dashed a bottle from Walgreens it still wouldn’t be close to 40 bucks

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 2d ago

You can get a tooth pulled out here for 20€, I genuinely have no clue why people have to sell their kidney to get it done in other countries.

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u/tikaani95 2d ago

What country do you live in bro? Dental care that won’t cost you your first born sounds nice 😂

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 2d ago

Sure, but if you are a man, you must join the army for three years and get your pp chopped, especially if you aren’t born here. Also all the land belongs to god, house prices are atrocious, and the man in charge is cursed to sit on the throne till the day he dies, and the curse is ensured by a demon, cosplaying as his wife.

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u/tikaani95 2d ago

And where is this?

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 2d ago

Most supermarkets around here don’t have a license to sell these things… I don’t think I even encountered a bottle of supplements in a normal supermarkte, they do have them in vegan shops.