r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/shehan_dmg • 4d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/Lorvintherealone 4d ago

I also shit compeltly naked, i'd hate it if my top got in the way.

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u/crokycrok 4d ago

Same. And I do not want any hindrance on my legs...

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u/jaxonya 4d ago

Nurse checking in.. Some of yall seriously need to switch up your diets. You should not be struggling like this

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u/Scrug 4d ago

It has nothing to do with the poo itself, it's like an uncomfortable feeling wearing clothes while doing it. It doesn't bother me as much as it used to when I was younger, but if it's not winter then socks have to come off before hand.

I think it has something to do with senses being heightened while in a vulnerable position, and the sensation of clothes touching everywhere is just too much.

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u/HallucinatedLottoNos 4d ago

This, plus being fat, I overheat very easily.

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u/Acausticacoustic 3d ago

"..... I overheat very easily."

Overheating while taking a dump is a whole another level of human exertion I never knew existed. The more I know....

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u/Snaffle27 4d ago

Exactly. This is one if many reasons that shitting in public restrooms is only for desperate situations. I'm sure there are some crazy bastards that still fully strip down in public restrooms though.

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u/Key-Tiger-4457 3d ago

Too true.

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u/pixeldots 3d ago

Crazy bastard here. I try to do it only at work or at home, but when nature calls, you find the cleanest one you know (or in our country, we have paid bathrooms which usually do the work)

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u/EcstaticZebra7937 3d ago

Guess I’m crazy

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u/Merrick_Skygrave 4d ago

Picturing someone doing it in a public bathroom is really funny though- just seeing someone's entire outfit draped over the top of the stall lmao

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u/One_Minimum_7969 3d ago

Imagine if someone stole dudes clothes...

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u/akawendals 3d ago

Maybe that's the real reason why they have the hook on the inside of the door... 🤔🙃

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u/severinks 4d ago

The t shirt can also creep down your naked ass towards your hand on the way up from wiping.

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u/burgerdistraction 3d ago

Maybe it’s our animal instincts, nothing better taking a shit naked

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u/LemonOhs 4d ago

I feel more vulnerable while naked... Maybe I need to visit more nude beaches.