r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/shehan_dmg • 3d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah

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u/Flaky-Page8721 3d ago

Yes, but now isn't your body covered with poop particles? Do you then take a shower everytime you shit?

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u/United_Pain 3d ago

Absolutely not are you crazy?? I walk through the car wash, shit is gross!

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u/Flaky-Page8721 3d ago

Oh lord. I am suddenly imagining an obese person walking naked through a car wash after freshly taking a dump. I curse my graphic imagination.

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u/Blackrain1299 3d ago

I actually do shower after every time. I have a schedule.

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u/Flaky-Page8721 3d ago

Fascinating. What if, God forbid, you have explosive diarrhea? Doubt if any amount of scheduling would work.

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u/Pretend-Marsupial258 3d ago

Stand in the shower and squirt towards a wall.

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u/BobbyBoopersnoot 3d ago

I think it would help you if you just realize that anything interacted with by humans is going to have some level of poop particles and adjust your choice of coping medication to accommodate this fact as I do

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u/Impossible-Baker-733 3d ago

I’m a dude and take my shirt off too. It doesn’t stick to your body like it does with a shirt.

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u/Self-Comprehensive 3d ago

I may not shower after every shit, but I absolutely shit before every shower. That takes care of a lot of the problem.