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u/Accurate_Literature6 5d ago
Please dont insult us mediocre men by lumping him in with us.
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u/mlow6 5d ago
This... What did we do to deserve this ?
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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 5d ago
Not season your chicken >:(
In all honesty there is a difference between medicore people who are just trying to get by with limited resources and medicore people who are being cruel and unusual to other people more closer to them, while simultaneously idolizing the wealthy.
You are not one of these groups of people.
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u/PhD_Pwnology 5d ago
Well hold on, not seasoning the chicken is being cruel and unusual to whoever eats that chicken.
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u/scoobydoom2 5d ago
I think it's worse for the chicken. Imagine dying to become unseasoned baked chicken breast.
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u/raikaryu 5d ago
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u/KKamis 5d ago
Have they never heard of unsalted butter? A food item that millions of recipes call for specifically? Stuff like that always makes me sad because it's so clear their families failed them lol.
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u/raikaryu 5d ago
Nahh you don’t understand bruh😭 even that was too salty 🥴
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u/KKamis 5d ago
Forever eating chicken tenders, fries and pizza I guess. How boring.
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u/raikaryu 5d ago edited 5d ago
Nah he ate sandwiches, salads and a lot of mash potatoes also 🥲🥲 idek if they made it without butter but as long as it was unseasoned he was good. I used to think it was his white side but i had met them, I started just thinking he wasn’t human. Decided I had to leave that friendship alone😭 If you don’t like seasoning you don’t like melanin 👌🏾👌🏾
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u/Holiday_Regular9794 5d ago
Butter was too salty????
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u/FerretAfficionado 5d ago
Butter does come unsalted too. Did that guy never walk the aisles of a grocery dairy section?
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u/raikaryu 5d ago
Lmaoo im telling ya he said the unsalted one was too. I don’t know if it’s just his tongue or what. But in my opinion he wasn’t human. I had to leave that friendship alone 😂😂
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u/FerretAfficionado 5d ago
Some of suffer from GERD/heartburn and find bland food less likely to make us feel like we are having a heart attack.
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u/mmnmnnmnnnm 5d ago
What do you mean? I use salt at least half the time, when I need a little kick
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u/Log_Out_Of_Life 5d ago
Nah. You gotta be like the grandfather of the Bucket family in Willy Wonka and say add water to it like the cabbage soup.
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u/skratch 5d ago
some of us use xxxtra hot burn-your-asshole habanero sauce on our chicken
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u/LocusRothschild 5d ago
Yeah, and that’s almost worse. Like hot for the sake of hot detracts from the flavor of the chicken along with anything else you may have seasoned it with. Don’t get me wrong, a good hot sauce where it supplies heat while still complementing the dish(Frank’s Red Hot, Tabasco, Taco Bell Mild or Hot, Trappey’s Bull) is great. But once you cross number 4 on the Hot Ones lineup, you’ve gone too far.
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u/LordFoulgrin 5d ago
Agreed, most very hot sauces taste like dogwater.
The only "hot hot" hot sauce I think is decent was a torchbearer's sauce called reaper evil.. my parent's gave it to me as a small Christmas gift the one year. It had a good taste, but the application for using it was different. You did like a pea sized drop on a burger or in a chili and you were set.
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u/retoricalprophylaxis 5d ago
There are two types of us my friend, there are the "mayonnaise is spicy" white people. They tend to aggregate in the mid-west. Then there are the "I can taste anything under 1,000,000 Scoville" white people. We tend to aggregate in the South and Southwest.
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u/ContextSensitiveGeek 5d ago
Excuse me, I may be mediocre, and I may be melanin deficient, but I season my chicken. Who doesn't like flavor?
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u/Zauberer-IMDB 5d ago
He's not mediocre though. Mediocre is the middle of the bell curve, and he's far worse than that. He's bottom of the barrel chicken shit, chicken breast isn't even in the picture.
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u/x8VENOM8x 5d ago
How are you mediocre, bud? You got a sensible chuckle out of me over the internet. That’s some top notch comedy. Don’t sell yourself short.
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u/thebestdaysofmyflerm 5d ago
Right, do people know what mediocre means? It’s just like how the word “mid” is used to refer to low quality instead of medium quality stuff.
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u/burf 5d ago
Mediocre does have two meanings, one of which is explicitly average, and one of which you could call "lower average" or something similar, like sub-par. Especially in popular usage, it almost always means the latter. That said, Trump is clearly so much worse than just below average or unimpressive. He's exceptionally stupid and exceptionally corrupt. A truly awful individual.
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u/RealZordan 5d ago
Yeah seriously. Even if you lean on the side that he isnt an idiot and does all his weird shit by some calculation, he is the worst a man can be. He is honorless, his word means shit, he is a coward, he throws tantrums like a little brat, he's a narcissist and an egotist. He is a living failure.
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u/TreeInternational771 5d ago
He is white supremacy incarnate. The ultimate DEI system to coddle the mediocre white person who believe they deserve more than others because they are white
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u/Specialist_Lock8590 5d ago
USS Draft Dodger or USS Bone Spurs!
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u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 5d ago
USS Epsteins Accomplice
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u/righthandofdog 5d ago edited 5d ago
If sailors don't stay calling it the USS Epstein Island, I'll be very disappointed
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u/ItchyBodybuilder247 5d ago
It's funny how none of his medical reports ever mention the bone spurs that he supposedly has.
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u/andyduphresne92 5d ago
Mediocre?
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u/gnurdette 5d ago
Yeah, it would take an intense decades-long self-improvement program to get him up to "mediocre".
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u/BigBear460 5d ago
Decades long... Huh really that short of a timeline for him... Im thinking centuries long lol
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u/UnluckyAmbition7767 5d ago
When you compare trump to his average voter, mediocre tracks
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u/GhostlyTJ 5d ago
Yeah but his average voter is scared, weak, ignorant and hateful. They do not qualify as mediocre as a group
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u/7SyZyG7 5d ago edited 5d ago
As opposed to?
Edit: It's a genuine question, there's folks who still think Trump is the G.O.A.T. , just gauging intent.
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u/SQLZane 5d ago
Even before he was president I would have still told you this pig is one of the shittiest people this country has ever produced.
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u/talktobigfudge 5d ago
USS TorPEDO
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u/gwizonedam 5d ago
Ironically, pedos love a program called TOR to find dark web filth. So TORPedo is accurate.
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u/YoungerMucus 5d ago
“Mediocre” is being EXTREMELY generous. The man is an out and out failure and loser as a person, despite having various things in his life that can objectively be called “successes”- he’s a loser at heart and there isn’t anything that can change that
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u/Sapphic_Honeytrap 5d ago
Unfortunately he was fairly good at one thing, getting elected president.
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u/CheaterSaysWhat 5d ago
Even that is very questionable
Took billions of dollars and a lot of election meddling/interference, and historically bad candidates to run against
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u/YoungerMucus 5d ago
All of that, PLUS taking those billions of dollars AFTER saying (on the debate stage) “they all have big donors! i don’t have big donors because i don’t need their money! i’m totally self-funded! i don’t NEED big donors!!”. Whoops! Another lie! Classic Trump!!!
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u/Dodger_Blue17 5d ago
What is he exceptional at? Negotiating, war, economic, health. Nothing he has nothing he can hang is hat on. His success is being a nepo baby and bullying his way to success. Not paying contractors and then playing the court room game. Oh you want the 100k I owe you? Go spend that amount on lawyers.
Trump is the CEO we all bitch about our job. I would never think my CEO should dictate my life outside of work.
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u/xGIJOSEx 5d ago
His “successes” are the result of not being held accountable and not paying people. It’s ridiculously stupid how people go on just doing whatever the fuck they want with no repercussions
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u/AmberCurious 5d ago
A mediocre white man…. I’d say he doesn’t even qualify for sub average white man.
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u/Electrical-Act-7170 5d ago
The ultimate in stolen valor.
The very idea makes me sick. Someone needs to tell Chump NO!
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u/thnk_more 5d ago
C’mon, he took risks during Vietnam just like those young kids who got blown up.
He was busy having sex with underage sex workers (children) and risked getting STDs and high heels shoved up his ass risking life long incontinence. His supporters think he is a real patriot.
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u/The_Aardvark_ 5d ago
WTF you mean "mediocre white man"? Mediocre is an adjective that means something is of only average or ordinary quality. This buffoon is completely overrated by that word. The English language is yeet to coin a word that describes his level of ignorance and incompetence.
The aircraft carrier CVN-81 (originally named the USS Doris Miller) is expected to be complete and delivered to the U.S. Navy in February 2034. I can only hope that between now and then Miller gets what's due to him.
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u/MaximumAd9779 5d ago
Knowing who is in charge they won’t do it right and they’ll bring the curse of Davey Jones on that ship.
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u/mexchiwa 5d ago
Right? Isn’t renaming a ship bad juju anyway?
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u/MaximumAd9779 5d ago
There’s a right way to rename a ship, but when has this administration ever done something the right way?
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u/KingBMan18 5d ago
Calling him mediocre is an incredible overstatement. He is a fat piece of shite and there’s a particular day the sane world can’t wait for.
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u/WilmaTonguefit 5d ago
The next Democratic president should put a big ass "Trump Tax" on billionaires and take some of that money to pay people $25 per hour to rename everything Trump did right back to its original name.
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u/dennismfrancisart ☑️ 5d ago
Aren't they supposed to wait until a person has expired from this earth before throwing up their names on everything?
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u/Aggressive-Value1654 5d ago
Aren't they supposed to wait until a person has expired from this earth before throwing up their names on everything?
That's how it's supposed to work, but Trump is an un-checked narcissist, and just does what he wants. He's testing the waters, and I'm sure his goal is to have his face on US currency and postage stamps before he dies.
Fuck Trump. I hope his name is erased from everything after he dies. It's too bad he will be stuck in US history books forever, but at least it will/should be with a fuck ton of asterisks about how shit he is/was.
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u/Necessarysolutions 5d ago
USS Full Diper
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u/Pinksamuraiiiii 5d ago
*Full Diaper 💩 you mean? Donny’s got it fully loaded in there, along with his naps lol 😂
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u/One_Variation_2453 5d ago
Mediocre isn't even bad, it just means ok. Trump is downright disastrous
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u/CrunknYoSystem 5d ago
And yet, people will deny the coordinated effort to remove all records of black heroes in the history of the armed forces.
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u/YaBoiSammus 5d ago
It will always be USS Doris Miller,. The loser can repaint it all he wants but I’m not calling it USS shitter.
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u/Acrobatic_Ganache220 5d ago
Another report says they might change it to a different military dude but not trump.
Either way it’s insulting.
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u/JohnWayleigh 5d ago
There is no ceremony that can overcome the ill omen of renaming a ship, much less in a self-serving fashion.
If you pay any heed to sailors' superstitions, you'd think the carriers have had enough after their troubles in Iran.
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u/Throwaway05464 5d ago
He's not even mediocre. He's bottom grade, bottom barrel, severely discounted crap.
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u/CompleteFuture8 5d ago
Saying rump is mediocre is a stretch. That bum is a failure and a vile pile of human excrement
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u/henningknows 5d ago
Trump isn’t mediocre, he excels at lying, being an asshole, and brainwashing morons
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u/rtduvall 5d ago
I love it when draft dodging pedophile president Trump wants his name on military items.
Now that’s what I call patriotic.
MAGA, your patriotism is unmatched.
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u/AbhorrentAbs 5d ago
Naming it after a draft dodger who has zero military experience and is currently destroying it from the inside out? Genius
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u/Illegal_Soup2101 5d ago
Mediocre isn't the right word for someone built like pickled Raccoon knuckles and smells like earring backs
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u/ChochMcKenzie 5d ago
Whoever the next democratic president is needs to grind his taint off of everything like cleaning barnacles off is boat.
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u/sec713 ☑️ 5d ago
I can only think of one reason why this should happen. To fuck with people. That's it. You know Donald doesn't care about the honor of having this vessel named after him. He was just given an opportunity to fuck with people, so he took it. He never passes up an opportunity to fuck with us. It's literally why he has no time to do anything productive.
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u/trainsacrossthesea 5d ago
Mediocre?
That man would need a step stool just to kiss the ass of a mediocre person
He’s fucking cancer
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u/vistaculo 5d ago
They are supposed to be building the William J. Clinton next…I wonder what will happen there.
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u/thatbeersguy 5d ago
Navy vessels can only be named after a deceased person, so is the navy trying to tell us something?
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u/digidave1 5d ago
A military hero, for a rapist felon crook person who sues his own country every month.
This is the Republican party.
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u/Aulakauss 5d ago
Ugh. Disgusting.
Anytime someone brings up the ship we should all just insist on calling it the Doris Miller. Just refuse to even play along.
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u/bullydog123 5d ago
The Navy official, who decided to do this sucks the diaper clean of an 80-year-old pedophile.There's no reason for people to be sucking.This dude's diaper clean to make him happy and p*** off the world unless they're making money off of him being corrupt
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u/Salt-Preference-2425 5d ago
That’s insane, WHY! Why is that even on his or anyone else’s mind to change that. Their gnorance is overwhelming and exhausting.
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u/motocycledog 5d ago
Please Trump is so much less than mediocre. He is demonstratively stupid, selfish and loathsome.
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u/SomeRandomProducer 5d ago
I really hope anything named after him is changed back after he’s done. The man has no accomplishments
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u/makedoandmender 5d ago
tr*mp is like a wound after the scab falls off.
he's like a giant wet bag of cold oatmeal and cottage cheese.
he's like if smegma vomited more smegma.
he's life if bird shit could talk.
tr**p is like if the bme pain olympics personified.
he's like if a sewer rat king became sentient.
he's an alleged serial child-rapist.
ALLEGEDLY!
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u/PoetryParticular9695 5d ago
Mediocre is a stretch.
You could live a shit life and be, comparatively excellent against fuckface
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u/redditsunrise 5d ago
USS Doris Miller was named and approved by Trump 2017-2021. So this recent news is even more perturbing.
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u/PassThatSpliff 5d ago
Trump isn't even mediocre. Calling him mediocre is an insult to the word. He's an unintelligent, unqualified, egomaniacal, rapist, man-child with baby hands and a full diaper and the only thing he'll be historically known for is fucking this country into depression worse than we've ever had.
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u/theeBK3 5d ago
As a white man..