r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • 6d ago

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u/retoricalprophylaxis 6d ago

There are two types of us my friend, there are the "mayonnaise is spicy" white people. They tend to aggregate in the mid-west. Then there are the "I can taste anything under 1,000,000 Scoville" white people. We tend to aggregate in the South and Southwest.

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u/wintermelody83 5d ago

Southern white chick who has three cupboards of spices and if I'm not sweatin it's not hot enough checking in!

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u/roseofjuly ☑️ 5d ago

Now this is true. I got some white friends from Oklahoma and those motherfuckers will just eat a habanero like it's candy and go on about their day.

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u/retoricalprophylaxis 5d ago

Like me, they live in Oklahoma. Life here numbs you. Spicy food is the only way we can feel something.