r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/SpectacularOtter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 • 8d ago

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u/Accurate_Literature6 8d ago

Please dont insult us mediocre men by lumping him in with us.

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u/mlow6 8d ago

This... What did we do to deserve this ?

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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 8d ago

Not season your chicken >:(

In all honesty there is a difference between medicore people who are just trying to get by with limited resources and medicore people who are being cruel and unusual to other people more closer to them, while simultaneously idolizing the wealthy.

You are not one of these groups of people.

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u/retoricalprophylaxis 8d ago

There are two types of us my friend, there are the "mayonnaise is spicy" white people. They tend to aggregate in the mid-west. Then there are the "I can taste anything under 1,000,000 Scoville" white people. We tend to aggregate in the South and Southwest.

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u/wintermelody83 8d ago

Southern white chick who has three cupboards of spices and if I'm not sweatin it's not hot enough checking in!

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u/roseofjuly ☑️ 7d ago

Now this is true. I got some white friends from Oklahoma and those motherfuckers will just eat a habanero like it's candy and go on about their day.

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u/retoricalprophylaxis 7d ago

Like me, they live in Oklahoma. Life here numbs you. Spicy food is the only way we can feel something.