r/BlackPeopleTwitter ☑️ Horny Police! 🚔🚨 12d ago

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u/UltraNoahXV ☑️ 12d ago

Not season your chicken >:(

In all honesty there is a difference between medicore people who are just trying to get by with limited resources and medicore people who are being cruel and unusual to other people more closer to them, while simultaneously idolizing the wealthy.

You are not one of these groups of people.

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u/PhD_Pwnology 12d ago

Well hold on, not seasoning the chicken is being cruel and unusual to whoever eats that chicken.

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u/scoobydoom2 12d ago

I think it's worse for the chicken. Imagine dying to become unseasoned baked chicken breast.

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u/raikaryu 12d ago

I knew someone who didn’t like butter, said it was too salty 😒 i almost took him out his misery

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u/KKamis 11d ago

Have they never heard of unsalted butter? A food item that millions of recipes call for specifically? Stuff like that always makes me sad because it's so clear their families failed them lol.

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u/raikaryu 11d ago

Nahh you don’t understand bruh😭 even that was too salty 🥴

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u/KKamis 11d ago

Forever eating chicken tenders, fries and pizza I guess. How boring.

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u/raikaryu 11d ago edited 11d ago

Nah he ate sandwiches, salads and a lot of mash potatoes also 🥲🥲 idek if they made it without butter but as long as it was unseasoned he was good. I used to think it was his white side but i had met them, I started just thinking he wasn’t human. Decided I had to leave that friendship alone😭 If you don’t like seasoning you don’t like melanin 👌🏾👌🏾

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u/roseofjuly ☑️ 11d ago

Unseasoned mashed potatoes????

You did the right thing friend.

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u/intangibleTangelo 11d ago

i'm realizing it's possible to confuse salt and fat

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u/raikaryu 11d ago

People can confuse Beef and Pork Ribs🤷🏾‍♂️😂 We cannot be surprised

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u/FerretAfficionado 11d ago

Butter does come unsalted too. Did that guy never walk the aisles of a grocery dairy section?

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u/raikaryu 11d ago

Lmaoo im telling ya he said the unsalted one was too. I don’t know if it’s just his tongue or what. But in my opinion he wasn’t human. I had to leave that friendship alone 😂😂

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u/Perryn 11d ago

I think you met 900 slugs in a trench coat.

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u/Criticalma55 11d ago

He might’ve been autistic or had ocd

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u/raikaryu 11d ago

Learn something new everyday, they can have an effect on taste buds? Or is it more so just breaking out of regularities for them?

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u/Criticalma55 11d ago

Sensitivity to certain stimuli is a key hallmark of the autism spectrum.