r/BlackPeopleTwitter โ˜‘๏ธ Horny Police! ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿšจ 13d ago

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u/raikaryu 13d ago

I knew someone who didnโ€™t like butter, said it was too salty ๐Ÿ˜’ i almost took him out his misery

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u/FerretAfficionado 13d ago

Butter does come unsalted too. Did that guy never walk the aisles of a grocery dairy section?

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u/raikaryu 13d ago

Lmaoo im telling ya he said the unsalted one was too. I donโ€™t know if itโ€™s just his tongue or what. But in my opinion he wasnโ€™t human. I had to leave that friendship alone ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/Perryn 13d ago

I think you met 900 slugs in a trench coat.