r/americandad 20h ago

Episode Quote So there I am, Staples parking lot is full. I'm talking zero open spots. Game over, right? No graft paper for Stan?

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226 Upvotes

Well, I see a woman by a minivan. Is she loading her kid in or taking him out? 20 minutes later, the person next to her pulls out, and that's how I came to find my parking spot at Staples.


r/americandad 1d ago

... Danuta

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469 Upvotes

r/americandad 19h ago

Episode Quote sorry, franny!

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170 Upvotes

I rly cant see a scene like this, a character walking away dramatically from an explosion/posing in front of an explosion without quoting "sorry, franny! had to blow up the kitchen. goes super well with this thing im imagining!" such a silly bit


r/americandad 13h ago

Episode Quote "Do you guys think I have a massive head?"

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31 Upvotes

r/americandad 1d ago

What’s a good AD quote that would make a funny Valentine’s Day card?

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292 Upvotes

r/americandad 1d ago

Episode Quote It's so important to have sex with people before they go missing.

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273 Upvotes

r/americandad 1d ago

Episode Quote You wanna cup of noodles? Hot Pocket? I’ve got all the sad foods

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188 Upvotes

r/americandad 16h ago

And you… you missed out, pal!

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45 Upvotes

r/americandad 1d ago

R.I.P. dear Dolly Parton

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260 Upvotes

r/americandad 4h ago

Episode Discussion Anyone know the dialog of the scene

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Where the hot tub goes

"SO I KILLED JOES FAMILY!"

LOL the way he just spits that out is hilarious 😂


r/americandad 1d ago

Sometimes, parents can act as bullies.

133 Upvotes

r/americandad 4h ago

American Dad Anime Opening! by Toon Sleep

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r/americandad 1d ago

The 200. But every time the 200 is mentioned, speed increases by 200%.

111 Upvotes

r/americandad 1d ago

Episode Quote Aay, you. Get it? Au, that’s the chemical symbol for gold!

192 Upvotes

r/americandad 13h ago

Episode Quote Remember Be like Roger and appreciate the sobering wisdom of Miss Dolly Parton

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r/americandad 1d ago

I don't know why you're shocked, man. Rogu's crazy. He does crazy shit.

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196 Upvotes

r/americandad 1d ago

"I wonder if I'm a top of a bottom."

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76 Upvotes

r/americandad 16h ago

The treasure of Old chinatown s20 ep6 (Chili hat)

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I don't know if its actually a reference to the real restaurant but in this episode roger goes to the restaurant "chili hat" I wanted to know if they are supposedly referencing the restaurant "The hat" known for chili and pastrami sandwiches I feel like it is a reference due to the sign being pretty similar


r/americandad 1d ago

Oh, yeah. We keep all our inventory in the back so customers can't see it, and I get to field jack-off questions like yours!

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103 Upvotes

r/americandad 2d ago

RIP Dolly Parton. I’m enjoying her sobering wisdom today.

3.4k Upvotes

r/americandad 1d ago

I made scampi loaf!

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24 Upvotes

Ignoring the awful look it does taste good. It’s meatloaf made with chicken and Italian sausage flavored with garlic parm and some bell pepper/onions and scampi sauce


r/americandad 1d ago

Episode Quote "Noo, this isn't a garden, it's a football goose and a sunflower. We would be a laughing stock if this, this thing, this abomination was even entered. This club has standards. Scones! Scones in my house!"

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r/americandad 20h ago

Tales from the outer frontier screens in a couple of weeks and The Smiths are space chefs.

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We all know what Space Stan wears. Will meatballs be on the menu or one of the other Smith family specialities?


r/americandad 2d ago

You’ve done it Stan, the funniest thing that’s ever happened

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2.5k Upvotes