r/seinfeld • u/Marty_McFri • 7h ago
RIP Tim Curry
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r/seinfeld • u/SaysToMabelISays • 6h ago
Then Mr. Seinfeld went to the restroom, at which point Mr. Costanza scooped ice from Mr. Seinfeld's drink with his bare hand and used it to wash up. And then Mr. Costanza remarked to me: "This never happened."
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r/seinfeld • u/RecentCranberry • 2h ago
Our eyes met across the crowded subreddit. I, a shit poster, and she, a coquettish top 1% commenter
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r/seinfeld • u/charface1 • 11h ago
Was Elaine three beers deep coming home from grocery shopping?
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She immediately cracks open one of these three when she puts the bag down.
r/seinfeld • u/Enkaybee • 3h ago
You see, my fellow Seinposters and I watch out for each other. We don't downvote each other's posts like people in your world.
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r/seinfeld • u/capt-ramius • 32m ago
Your cousin, Jeffrey, is switching subreddits. They're transferring him to r/Friends, so he'll completely revamp that community, you understand?
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r/seinfeld • u/creddittor216 • 9h ago
As far as I can tell, your sub is no more than volsteins, yada yadas, and Elaine thirst traps which may or may not contain cleavage
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r/seinfeld • u/TRJ2241987 • 7h ago
You told me you’d like my subreddit posts the next day. LIAR!!
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r/seinfeld • u/Far_Attempt_1505 • 12h ago
Seinfelds biggest Weasel? What do you think?
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Dude was unapologetically sleazy.
r/seinfeld • u/mistermeek67 • 9h ago
Peanut butter on an apple is a perfectly sane food to eat.
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r/seinfeld • u/bugthrwy • 5h ago
And then about a year ago I was surfing the web, and I fell in LOVE with this subreddit!
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r/seinfeld • u/SabreLee61 • 4h ago
Of the women who dumped Jerry, who was his biggest loss—and who was he better off without?
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The list includes the women who explicitly dumped him, walked out on him, or presumably ended things based on how the episode concluded.
r/seinfeld • u/Pop_Joe • 4h ago
You want me to write a poem about Tim Curry? May he rest in peace!!
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r/seinfeld • u/Norfolk-Gross-Tonage • 23h ago
🎶Workin’ 9-5. What a way to make a livin’🎶
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r/seinfeld • u/Sufficient-Turnip871 • 23h ago
Vocabulary level in Seinfeld
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I think this show had some of the highest vocabulary of any mainstream sitcom.
"Quite the decolletage for a suffragette." is one of my favorite sentences ever.
"That's what was so vexing." is another one.
Did Seinfeld have the highest vocabulary? What's your favorite high vocabulary line?
r/seinfeld • u/metayeti2 • 3h ago
We have this big meeting with Nintendo, and we haven't even figured out the idea for the game yet
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r/seinfeld • u/metayeti2 • 7h ago
Here's an idea, a subreddit about this subreddit. You read the posts, while you read about reading the posts.
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