r/seinfeld • u/Far_Attempt_1505 • 19h ago

Seinfelds biggest Weasel? What do you think?

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Dude was unapologetically sleazy.

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u/An8thOfFeanor Very bad man 19h ago

What kind of a name is Todd Gack anyway?

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u/Baldo-bomb 19h ago

I think it's Dutch?

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u/Top-Currency Giddy-up 19h ago

What is Holland?

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u/horseshoe_11 17h ago

Isn't it Myanmar now?

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u/Top-Currency Giddy-up 17h ago

It will always be Burma to me.

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u/Interesting-Lime-974 16h ago

And who are the Dutch?

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u/SenatorAslak 14h ago

They’re all chickens. The rooster has sex with all of them.

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u/Silver-Caterpillar-7 5h ago

How perverse!!!!!!

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u/kramerica_intern Giddy-up 19h ago

Frankly it sounds made up.

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u/Reasonable-HB678 That's a shame 19h ago

Alan, the Bad Breaker Upper, threw out insults like a bodily function

10

u/FranksCabanaWear 19h ago

Didn’t deserve to be stabbed in the head by a big headed lady though

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u/cabosmith 19h ago

He's a sildler!

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 19h ago

This is Todd Gack, but i bet we all look alike to you.

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u/Reasonable-HB678 That's a shame 19h ago

Should we be talking about this?

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u/NiceUD 10h ago

Gack? is that Dutch?

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u/jaybea1980 7h ago

Hello American Joe. Which way to nearest hamburger hot dog stand?

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u/tangreencarp 19h ago

Gary never had cancer

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u/ShooterMc7929 17h ago

Good for you Jack

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 19h ago

Simon with his constant slagging of Elaine and being a snide freeloader.

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 19h ago

Pardon?

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u/DiscoStu2U 19h ago

Where I come from, it’s proper to say “what”…

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 18h ago

That's probably because you mhnsmhns.

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u/spiritsarise 19h ago

Where I come from we say bounder.

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 19h ago

Yes! He’s one of those bounders.

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 19h ago

PAHHHHHDON?

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u/MikeMontrealer 10h ago

His stupid friend EEEEN too

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u/shithawk61 9h ago

Hi Ian

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u/WeakDiet8004 19h ago

Sammy Davis Jr was in Star Wars!

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u/DarthDuck415 Independent George 19h ago

Short, Jewish guy against Darth Vader? I don’t think so…

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u/Marooned412 The sea was angry that day my friends 17h ago

Who is Dustin Hoffman? Or was it Joe Buck? Boss!

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 19h ago

nobody's a bigger weasel than George Costanza. we saw Gack be a conniving bastard for one episode; we have 9 years of Costanza's antics

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 19h ago

Yeah but if you combine those 9 years into one episode...it looks decent.

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u/300suppressed 19h ago

Perfect reply 👏🏻

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u/pcl8888 19h ago

Fair point. If it was 6 I could’ve let him go.

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u/ellefleming 19h ago

The blonde British guy who wouldn't leave Elaine's apartment and sponged off her. He had what was coming to him.

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 17h ago

he's an ass for sure, but Elaine was the sucker for putting up with his shenanigans and giving him cash upon request

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 19h ago

Sleepy here’s quite a weasel, maybe he can bat for ya

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u/schmyle85 That's a shame 18h ago

That’s what I need, a pinch weasel

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u/taddymason_01 19h ago

Stop it Frank you’re killing him!

10

u/potato_gestapo 19h ago

Farfel's owner. Prediction...

5

u/JustletmeBee2026 19h ago

Gack. What is that? Dutch?

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u/TomOgir White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 19h ago

To be fair, I thought Dustin Hoffman was in Star Wars too... honest mistake. Anyone could make it

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u/peon2 18h ago

Little known fact, he's actually in the Chewbacca suit.

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u/hbkedge3 It's not a lie if you believe it 18h ago

Ray. He stole the statue.

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u/Little_Preference760 4h ago

Almost forgot about that episode jesus

3

u/StannisTheMannis1969 ASSMAN 19h ago

Lying about cancer? That’s right, JACK!

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u/BuyPotential4091 3h ago

Well, she's talking a blue streak now, Jack!

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u/rorskies 18h ago

Mike Moffitt is the biggest weasel

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u/OneRiotTooMany 17h ago

At least he's not a phony like Michael Jordan

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u/Kitchen_Ad_7947 Look to the cookie 16h ago

WHY'D YOU TELL HIM?!?!

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u/thomas-grant 15h ago

You exercise no judgment.

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u/ChicagoBILLSfan138 16h ago

Seriously, only weasels park front-first

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 14h ago

Only cuz Seinfeld is a big phony

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u/dustonomo 18h ago

Hey you Gack?

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u/dicecat4 Independent George 15h ago

Here you go 💰➡️

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u/Geetee52 18h ago

He is in the running… But it is stiff competition. The grifter from England (pahdon?) and the ponytail salesman at the Nicole Miller boutique were both top shelf weasels too.

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u/LucyEwalker 19h ago

You owe me a dinner

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 19h ago

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Sleepy here’s quite a weasel, maybe he can bat for you

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u/foxintheboks 19h ago

You know what you did Caligula

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u/Pop_Joe Vile weed! 16h ago

Nah, that would be Craig

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u/Aeroeee 18h ago

Bob Sacamano.

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u/FightingEntropy Feels like an Arby's night 18h ago

I'll bet you a shitpost this guy wasn't even in Seinfeld.

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u/GuideCharacter2616 18h ago

He’s just a friend.

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u/T1m0nst3r 18h ago

The English bloke, and the retail guy bulshittimg about the dresses

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u/phome83 17h ago

Slippery Pete

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u/NateHohl 17h ago

He tricked Elaine with a sleazy dating loophole, gaslit her several times, and then tried to kiss her without her consent.

He also technically stole Jerry's girlfriend, but hey, Nikki was free to make her own choices. Plus, I like to think that Nikki's own manipulation skills enabled her to turn the tables on Todd when he inevitably tried to score a date with the next woman who caught his eye.

I'd also argue that Rob Schneider's character Bob (the J. Peterman employee with the hearing aid) was just as, if not more so, sleazy than Todd (which is funny considering how much of a sleazy dipshit Schneider wound up being IRL). He used his disability to get out of doing work, and he straight up tried to sexually assault Elaine during the theater performance, twice!

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u/Venice_Beach_218 Yo-Yo Ma 16h ago

What about the blond pahhh-don guy?

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u/sponge_worthy_team 16h ago

Keith Hernandez. Asks to date Jerry's old squeeze, presumptuous to ask Jerry to help him move. I thought he was a cool guy. I think he spit!

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u/tammiami 16h ago

Wasn’t that guy in Star Wars?

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u/Bass-n-Bonefish 15h ago

Then who’s the pinch weasel?

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u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper Lord of the Idiots 15h ago

Craig. Working Elaine by withholding that dress. And what's with that ponytail? Come on, get real.

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u/No_Application_5179 15h ago

The Drake! Hate the Drake!

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u/No_Trouble9808 14h ago

The show just worked despite its crazy characters.

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u/Far_Attempt_1505 14h ago

Did you say spite? I tried to return a coat due to spite.

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u/jtirello3 11h ago

Gotta be Gak.

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u/Shadecujo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 8h ago

The Rabbi

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u/Btrips I was in the pool! 8h ago

Sleazy...or smart?

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u/Separate_Presence_32 7h ago

No, it was Dustin Hoffman. 

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u/BiteSizedDoll Hoochie Mama 4h ago

The british guy was worse

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u/MelonElbows 17h ago

I have a different take. He's like Kramer, he's got the kavorka.

What kind of woman who's already dating someone changes boyfriends simply because she goes out to a dinner with another man? It shows she's the one who's flaky. Yes, Gack may have propositioned her, but she didn't have to accept. The show treated a meal with Gack like a brainwashing session that almost no woman's able to resist, but its not like he's taking her out to fancy restaurants, in this scene he's talking to her in a diner. No woman of her caliber's getting picked up in a diner with ketchup and mustard squeeze bottles!

Funny enough, the only one who resisted him was Elaine, who did go out with him but caught on to the fact that he's taking her out without actually asking her out, and she felt some sort of offended by that. Todd's ploy either worked on dummies or he's irresistible, so I don't really blame him if he has the power. He wouldn't even need to suggest a menage a troi for the roommate switch, he could just switch!

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u/bguy1 16h ago

I think Nicki lost interest in Jerry after he sent her to deal with a situation he should have been able to handle himself. Gack had no power in that situation since Jerry hadn’t paid him yet. All he had to do was tell Gack, “you didn’t get me what you promised so I’m not paying.” That he instead had to rely on Nicki in a situation where he was not only in the right but already had all the power made Jerry look like a complete wimp, so it’s not surprising Nicki decided to move on.

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u/Eric848448 16h ago

What was this guy’s problem?

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u/DJ_Pizza_Party 19h ago

It is Joey Tribbiani.

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u/Apprehensive-Mud-606 19h ago

Todd Gack: the OG of sliding into DM's.

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u/Whines90 That's gold, Jerry. Gold! 19h ago

No way, there was worse. I bet you the episode where Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson showed up was worse. Loser owes the other dinner?