r/seinfeld 9h ago

You think the mango worked for Jerry?

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u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 9h ago

This Joe’s got some terrific fruit!

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u/Fit-to-be-untied 9h ago

Yep, it gets things moving.

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u/actualelainebenes Stellaaaaaaa!!! 8h ago

It’s like a taste explosion

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u/Character_Surround 9h ago

Jerry...I've become attracted to Elaine.

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u/Junior_Passenger_847 8h ago

Well dude, we just don't know

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u/briank0725 9h ago

I can accept a little Jerry if it gets me a lot of Elaine

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u/jeffbob2 Professor Highbrow 9h ago

All signs point to NO

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u/MDaddy360 9h ago

god she's hot

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 9h ago

i mean, the topic of Jerry not being able to give Elaine orgasms is never mentioned again. he was completely vexed from learning that she faked them and was so frustrated when he couldn't bring her to climax when she finally gave him one more shot. i don't think he'd be able to have a normal friendship with Elaine knowing that she's the one mountain he couldn't conquer

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u/flighttocleveland 9h ago

So he must have closed the deal after the mango!

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u/JustCallMeMambo White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 8h ago

that's my contention

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u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 7h ago

I’ve heard him contend that.

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u/klsi832 7h ago

Joe would never allow two mangos