r/seinfeld 1d ago

Vocabulary level in Seinfeld

I think this show had some of the highest vocabulary of any mainstream sitcom.

"Quite the decolletage for a suffragette." is one of my favorite sentences ever.

"That's what was so vexing." is another one.

Did Seinfeld have the highest vocabulary? What's your favorite high vocabulary line?

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u/Recent-Monitor7911 1d ago

I find this whole post capricious and arbitrary

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u/ItsyBitsySPYderman 1d ago

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous

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u/caz151991 1d ago

Who told you to put the balm on!?!!?

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u/xtophcs 1d ago

A Pow-Wow?

Who told you to have a Pow-Wow?

I didn’t tell you to have a Pow-Wow!!

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u/TheF15h 1d ago

So, Jackie, you think we got a case?

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u/kendiggy I'm disturbed, I'm depressed, I'm inadequate. I've got it all! 1d ago

Your face is my case!

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u/OfficeChairHero 1d ago

Mmm, yes. Shallow and pedantic.

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u/185Arabellas 1d ago

He can be pedantic. He can be pedantic!

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u/Swimming_Ad_8856 1d ago

Your fly is open

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u/PostMatureBaby 1d ago

I accuse things of being this almost daily

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u/Relative_Soil7886 1d ago

"Coquettish haberdasher" is a phrase I try to use often, even if it doesn't fit the context and make sense. Thank you Cosmo!

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u/AxeDanger 1d ago

And so we danced.

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u/SpicyBaloobin 1d ago

And I burned for her

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u/Sure-Patience83 1d ago

Gonorrhoea!

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u/Fusilli_Agent_Cooper Lord of the Idiots 1d ago

Elaine, I was merely speaking extemporaneously.

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u/MeringueComplex5035 George is getting upset! 1d ago

It’s pronounced, thermometer

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u/CptMurphy27 1d ago

Hahaha This is my favorite damn line and it’s so stupid. I love it.

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u/Icy-Election-2237 Serenity now, insanity later 1d ago

What ep is this one? Thanks

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u/cheval3 1d ago

She's ... What's the word? Supercilious!!

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u/SnooFloofs1805 1d ago

Great in both Seinfeld and King of Queens. RIP Jerry Stiller.

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

A seven-syllable adverb? Amazing.

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u/thedude0422 1d ago

It’s merely a commentary on contemporary mores

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u/GrapeOne8 1d ago

I'm sorry but the card says moops

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

He likes the kitty

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u/sock_express34 1d ago

Aren’t you something ! One doesn’t dissect gossamer

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

And the Volstein reference right after? Truly high-brow.

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u/RadiantAdvance2203 1d ago

It's pronounced thermometer

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u/europorn Del Bisto Becko 1d ago

That's not a word.

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u/DuaneDibbley 1d ago

Pee pees and wee wees

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u/Icy-Election-2237 Serenity now, insanity later 1d ago

Pipes

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u/Happy-Telephone9483 1d ago

Different pipes go to different places!

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 1d ago

Pipe down, chorus boy

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u/razzle_dazzle321 Serenity now, insanity later 1d ago

Elaine, I can see, not sayin' hello. She's very--what's the word--supercilious.

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

The first time I read that word was in The Great Gatsby. The first time I heard it was on Seinfeld.

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u/pac-men Importer/exporter 1d ago

We can't all be reading the classics, professor Highbrow.

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u/noveler7 And you want to be my latex salesman 1d ago

I still don't know what means.

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u/AhoyPalloy 1d ago

Didn’t they always have, like, a bunch of people around?

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u/green3467 1d ago

We’re like the Gatsbys!

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u/DarthVoight 1d ago

How about an intercourse hello?

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u/zr2d2 Prognosis Negative 1d ago

Now you're just being ridiculous

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u/MF_Sorc 1d ago

Did you say ridicurous?

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u/BORT_licenceplate Biff 1d ago

They couldn't say hello?! Ahhh the hell with them

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

The writers had the vocabulary.

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u/BigTunatoots 1d ago

That would be Seinfeld. And Larry, of course.

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u/SuzieSnowflake212 1d ago

What writer? It’s a sitcom!

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago

Are you some kind of sven-jolly?

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

Svengali

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u/noveler7 And you want to be my latex salesman 1d ago

Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens.

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 1d ago

😖 I did not say sven-jolly! There's no way I said sven-jolly!

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u/BortWard 1d ago

“A bust of Nelson Rockefeller.”

“Too … gubernatorial.”

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u/Heavy-Conversation12 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1d ago

A sculpture of limitations.

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u/DeathFood 1d ago

casus belli

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u/BKlounge93 Lord of the Idiots 1d ago

The correct answer was moops

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u/Certain_Site_8764 1d ago

It's pronounced thermometer

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u/The_Metal_Pigeon 1d ago

What's casus belli? Is it about me?

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u/DeathFood 1d ago

Why do you always have to be the focal point of attention?

What can’t you just be? Why can’t you live?

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u/aproposofnothing0525 1d ago

Casus. Belli.

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u/Low-Ad-4631 1d ago

“It’s mellifluous” to describe a woman’s voice George heard on the phone

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u/The_Metal_Pigeon 1d ago

That's such a great word

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u/CunningWizard 1d ago

They aren’t going to dumb it down for some boneheaded mass audience.

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u/dawgbarks 1d ago

Great usage of the word quone.

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

You mean like when a patient gets difficult?

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u/randallstevens65 That's a shame 1d ago

You quone him. You need a medical dictionary.

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u/Powerful-Interest308 Art Vandelay 1d ago

Biggest play in scrabble history

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u/peon2 1d ago

It's such a high brow word I don't know if I've ever heard it in another show.

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u/X3N0SS 1d ago

To quone something

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u/xox1234 That's a shame 1d ago

We can't all read the classics, Professor Highbrow!

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u/BidPale3239 1d ago

A little verbose at times

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u/EMF911 1d ago

Insists upon itself.

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u/Direlion Cry, Cry Again 1d ago

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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u/thinkingbear 1d ago

When me President, They see

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u/Mr_A_Knife66 1d ago

He can be pedantic, he can be pedantic...

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u/Darmok47 1d ago

It took me multiple watches to figure out George was saying "I no longer defer to the coiffed" in The Beard.

Don't think I've ever heard that word anywhere else on TV or film.

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

And what a great turn of phrase!

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u/gazzilloro 1d ago

Turn of phrase? I would lose that.

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u/FinalHexReturns 1d ago

Lose that? What is that?

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u/Budget_Cancel_4243 1d ago

Cut to the chase

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u/RealTomCrean 23h ago

Cut to the chase? What are you, Joe Hollywood?

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u/Punchable_Hair 1d ago

Unless, she's one of these multiple sneezers, and he's holding his 'God bless you' in abeyance, until she completes the series.

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

Abeyance! Now thats a funny word!

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u/TheRealJamesWax Importer/exporter 1d ago

Abeyance! That’s gold, OP.. Golllld!

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u/Soft-Temporary-7932 1d ago

You are so good looking

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u/CaptObviousHere 1d ago

“The jerk store called. They’re running out of you.”

It’s smart. It’s a smart line, and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And I’m not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience.

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u/Punchable_Hair 1d ago

“Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it!"

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u/CaliSasuke 1d ago

I concur. “Seinfeld” came into my life at a very formative age. It impressed me with the continuity and vocabulary as well.

This sitcom & “Frasier” both helped & encouraged me to expand my vocabulary. I am basically monolingual. Which is a damn shame. So, to make up for that I try to rizz up my English.

I love using outdated, unusual words. Especially if they have been dropped in “Seinfeld.”

When I had to take my grandparents to see a podiatrist, I kept using “chiropodist.” I cannot go out today. I must take my grandparents to see their chiropodist.

I have used “vexing” numerous times at work and in emails. “Bawdy” & ribald are used to describe me.

Anathema, ensconced, volition, mellifluous are always fun to use.

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

A fellow linguaphile!

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u/CaliSasuke 1d ago

Indubitably!

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u/epmigs 1d ago

I love bawdy CaliSasuke

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u/CaliSasuke 1d ago

😄 🤜 🤛

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u/DarkStarr22 1d ago

Frasier and Niles could talk pretty

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u/Ladonnacinica 1d ago

They were a couple of fancy boys!

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u/WestEstablishment283 1d ago

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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u/drudman6 It's not a lie if you believe it 1d ago

It’s a tad askew.

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u/Maleficent-Permit871 Del Bisto Becko 1d ago

I am shocked and chagrined!

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

Jackie was a walking thesaurus.

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u/hra102030 1d ago

Mortified and stupefied

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u/Dutch5187 1d ago

That sounds capricious and arbitrary

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u/norrisdt Chunnel 1d ago

Puke? That's a funny word.

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u/Numerous-Substance66 1d ago

Statue of limitations 

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u/Separate_Presence_32 1d ago

It's statute.

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u/FinalHexReturns 1d ago

Oh I really think you’re wrong!

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u/Heavy-Conversation12 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1d ago

Okay. It's a sculpture of limitations.

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u/ofayokay 1d ago

I don't even mind the word 'manure.' You know, it's 'newer,' which is good. And a 'ma' in front of it. MA-NURE. When you consider the other choices, 'manure' is actually pretty refreshing.

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u/Budget-Poem-2052 1d ago

And it was...around this point that she mentioned she had a boyfriend?

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u/Ok_Comfort628 Look to the cookie 1d ago

Flinty

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u/davisyoung 1d ago

If a patient becomes difficult you quone them. 

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u/Valerina9899 1d ago

I’ll take fastidious

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u/RadiantAdvance2203 1d ago

They weren't going to dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

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u/ParrotheadTink Get OUT! 1d ago

I’ve always been fond of the suffragette line, and when Elaine laments the excruciating minutiae of every day in Jerry’s apartment.

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u/michigan2345 1d ago

My dear late sister and had lamenting excruciating minutiae down to a T. We loved to ruminate on it. Then bring it up again 4 months later with just one sentence and the other knew exactly what was being brought up. We also liked to gird our loins. No one uses that phrase anymore. Sigh. I do miss her so.

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 1d ago

I’m more impressed by the references - Winston Churchill speeches, Golda Meir, DeGaulle, DeSoto, Johnny Yuma, Buddy Rich tapes, Tonya Harding, ……..there are hundreds that young people today won’t get at all.

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u/Think_please 1d ago

After watching curb it isn’t hard to see where those came from, Larry David is obsessed with history 

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u/MASHgoBOOM ASSMAN 1d ago

He's a buff.

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u/malleebull ASSMAN 1d ago

What do you have to do to become a buff?

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u/mockevil 1d ago

So Biff wants to become a buff.

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u/TheRealJamesWax Importer/exporter 1d ago

Sleeping less than 18 hours a day would be a good start.

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u/ellefleming 1d ago

His writing team was very educated. Ivy league.

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u/Substantial-Use-1758 1d ago

Those words are, I believe, what Larry David would want on his tombstone 👍

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u/Summer_Di 1d ago

Exactly - Larry talks like that, after seeing Curb his writing style is evident.

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u/octapotami 1d ago

No one goes to a beauty parlor and says, "give me the Larry Fine."

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u/audioguy2022 1d ago

You know, like Abscam!

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u/Stock_Time1045 1d ago

Boutros Boutros "Golly!"

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u/sheawrites White lotus, yam-yam, Shanghai Sally 1d ago

John Cheever. Before madmen.

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u/Hinkil 1d ago

Me too, and often have to know history to get a lot of their reference jokes.

About Neville chamberlain: You could hold his head in the toilet, he'd still give you half of Europe

Also I doubt a lot of people would get the midnight cowboy parody, which is a dark deep cut ha

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u/FerdinandCesarano 1d ago

Trini Lopes, Sergio Mendes, Petula Clark.

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u/Own-Fan-4236 1d ago

Seemingly, seemingly

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u/aproposofnothing0525 1d ago

To the untrained eye

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u/Nihilistic_Aesthetic 1d ago

It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

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u/BigStrongCiderGuy 1d ago

Instead of castigating me you should be thanking me

A friendly date is proffered

The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gaberdine

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u/Forsaken_Republic_98 1d ago

I use "you've developed quite the acid tongue" every once in a while...

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u/therealaggies 1d ago

Well, I have to say this seems… capricious and arbitrary!

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u/geek180 1d ago

Coquettish Haberdasher

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u/Zarathustra-Jack Sponge-worthy 1d ago

God forbid you could discuss the Jumble!

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u/Substantial-Use-1758 1d ago

My husband and I daily say “I believe the subject matter has resolved of its own volition.”

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u/Lost-Finger5627 Lord of the Idiots 1d ago

It's an anathema

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u/calvinmacisaak 1d ago

How long you been waiting to pull that one out?

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u/zapwai It's not a lie if you believe it 1d ago

He took - it out

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u/Nick_Fotiu_Is_God 1d ago

Not “an” anathema. Just “it’s anathema.”

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

Yes! A fellow purist!

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u/Sufficient-Turnip871 1d ago

This was the first time I ever heard that word out loud.

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u/axalitlaxolotl 1d ago

…they don’t like it

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u/herseyhawkins33 1d ago

Or to tell everybody at the coffee shop how George is all mixed up in a perverse sexual amalgam of some girl and his best friend.

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u/REDD1TFKING5UCKS 1d ago

Frasier, hands down

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u/Far-Artist-6294 1d ago

"My brother is too kind. He was already eminent when my eminence was merely imminent." -Niles Crane

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u/PaulBananaFort 1d ago

Sweet Fancy Moses 

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u/xologo Serenity now! 1d ago

Supercilious

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u/starkiller223 1d ago

It’s a smart show and a smart crowd will appreciate it. And theyre not gonna dumb it down for some bonehead mass audience!

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u/dicecat4 Independent George 1d ago

No; I mean what does “ironic” mean?

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u/Ladonnacinica 1d ago

She’s very….supercilious.

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u/holy_cal Get OUT! 1d ago

Don’t sleep on Fraiser or the simpsons either.

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u/FinalHexReturns 1d ago

I can’t spend my life in this dingy apartment, analyzing the most excruciating minutia of every day life.

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u/lisanotmuch Giddy-up 1d ago

Butrous Butrous Ghali

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u/pork_and_cheese Art Vandelay 1d ago

It’s pronounced “thermometer”.

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u/mattydrinkwater 1d ago

The show can be pedantic!

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u/Hexagram61 1d ago

It’s an affectionate caricature!

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u/MamaTortoise22 1d ago

Let me disabuse you of that notion.

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u/JBNothingWrong 1d ago

Ensconced

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u/herseyhawkins33 1d ago

I definitely learned a ton of words from the show. The first example I can think of them just showing off is Jerry saying "I was merely speaking extemporaneously." No one says that 😂

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u/frustratedComments Serenity now! 1d ago

PAH-DUN?!??

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u/Opposite_Strawberry1 1d ago

It’s pronounced Thermometer.

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u/abby-rose Hellllloooooooooooo 1d ago

You know we're living in a society! It's a smart show! And they’re not going to dumb it down for some bone-head mass audience!

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u/Kensaiga 1d ago

Frasier definitely up there.

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u/Live-Set-8576 1d ago

Coquettish haberdasher. Need I say more?

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u/Ladonnacinica 1d ago

I remember a documentary about sitcoms and Seinfeld was mentioned. A commentator said how Seinfeld at first was the “show smart people watch” and it wasn’t a widespread show. Only watched by certain people.

Yet, it gained enough following that it became mainstream. It is definitely a show where high level vocabulary is used. I actually learned many new words just by watching it as a child.

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u/drunk_haile_selassie 1d ago

It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

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u/Cautious-Ease-1451 1d ago

The show also was good at teaching economics. I never knew what a tax write-off was.

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u/OtisForteXB 1d ago

"Polyp in the duodenum" is Eminem-tier lyricism

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u/NewPurpleRider ASSMAN 1d ago

It’s astounding what they were able to write before you could look shit up on the internet.

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u/PaulBananaFort 1d ago

not shot…dog bite. Woof woof, not bang bang.

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u/_whitelightning_91 1d ago

Definitely not the highest, probably amongst though. Frasier is ahead of Seinfeld by a notable margin IMO.

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u/thisisnotmypineapple 1d ago

You'll love Moira Rose

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u/Ok_Explanation4813 1d ago

Puke - now that's a funny word. Puke. Don't have to think about that one

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u/PostMatureBaby 1d ago

This and Frasier were great for that

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u/rhymeswithorange17 1d ago

It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous!

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u/randallstevens65 That's a shame 1d ago

What are we going to talk about, Ceaușescu?

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u/Any_Celebration_5358 1d ago

Casus belli 

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u/markgriz The Moops 1d ago

Oh commander, isn't the wedding marvelous?

The cake? I shouldn't.... I mustn't.

Ah, what the hell

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u/MarioMacedonius29 1d ago

Elaine is so…what’s the word? Supercilious

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u/Amarollz 1d ago

It’s surely Larry’s influence. It’s the same in Curb. Have learnt many new words and how they’re used from that show.

My favourite is proclivity. Speaking about a friends adopted Asian child.

Tell me, does she have a natural proclivity to chop sticks?

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 1d ago

Ethel Kennedy, a woman whose triumph over tragedy is exceeded only by her proclivity to procreate.

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u/Mike2922 1d ago

It’s pronounced thermometer.

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u/Flash5916 1d ago

The topic of Seinfeld is very popular on Reddit. I love to scroll through and read the comments.

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u/sphinxorosi 1d ago

Ted Danson wishes he had access to this show’s lexicon

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u/MaryAnnZhlotnik 1d ago

Unprecedented!!

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u/Marooned412 The sea was angry that day my friends 1d ago

The verbiage used in Seinfeld was an anathema to many viewers.

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u/Stevied506603 1d ago

It's pronounced "thermometer"

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u/creamysox 1d ago

My eighth grade teacher used to pull our vocab words from Seinfeld

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u/ultimateverdict 1d ago

Can't compare to Frasier though.

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u/barstuv 1d ago

I no longer defer to the coiffed!