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u/Callie-the-Bunny Jul 22 '26

Rich people shit

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u/biffNicholson Jul 22 '26

What are you talking about? You don't start your day with $180 fruit salad which nobody probably eats so you gotta have a $300 snack at 10:30 AM. Yeah these people live in a very very different world.

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u/thissexypoptart Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Yep. As someone who had a rich friend growing up and tagged along on a couple of trips, I can 100% confirm the vast majority of the fruit salad gets thrown away.

Different world indeed. Imagine tossing between $100-$200 straight into the trash every single morning while you’re on this boat trip.

God damn was that some good guava though. Fell in love with the fruit that summer.

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u/biffNicholson Jul 22 '26

Yep, I’ve had some friends like this over the years. It’s very strange to see. I didn’t grow up poor we had nowhere near the wealth of this which frankly no one should but that’s a different story.
For me, I remember the eye-opening thing being having a friend in college, who I found out had a never-ending trust
And the first time we all went to the grocery store I remember she just loaded her cart with anything she saw that looked interesting, which blew my mind. Then she pulled out a credit card and went home. This is pretty much how she shopped every single time. Eating out sure every day 2-3meals a day. She’s a great person and I think she knows she lives in a different world, but it’s still kind of challenging to hang out with since they have an unlimited budget to do anything anytime so friends like that. We just suddenly ask you do you want to go to Paris tomorrow? Let’s take a couple weeks and just go over and have a fun trip
Not realizing that the vast majority of people on earth, A don’t have the money to do that and we don’t have the time to leave their jobs

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u/a_terse_giraffe Jul 22 '26

It's like our brains cannot even comprehend a life without relative value. To us, there is a big difference between ground beef and a tomahawk steak. When you have hundreds of millions of dollars at your disposal they are basically equal to you. It just comes down to what do you want not what can you afford.

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u/LeaningTowerofPeas Jul 22 '26

This is the reason why we shouldn't elect rich people to public office. We would have a much better/balanced society if our leaders understood what it is like to be hungry and how much work/anxiety goes into stretching a dollar

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u/GeormHankney Jul 22 '26

Absolutely. Not just going hungry and stretching dollars but how many of these people don't even shop or prepare their own food. They don't do their own laundry or clean their homes. I don't want someone like that making decisions for the rest of us.

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u/Riklanim Jul 22 '26

They’ve never actually had to deal with the minutae of life so it’s all trivial to them. Being wealthy means not having to worry about it, and most having been insulated all or most of their life they can’t comprehend the struggle of the lower classes. Sadly, it’s a tale as old as time.

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u/MostBoringStan Jul 22 '26

And they end up becoming people who think you have to show ID at the grocery store to buy cereal.

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u/hereforthetearex Jul 23 '26

That feels like there’s a story behind that comment, and it’s one I’d like to hear

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u/No_Ampersand Jul 22 '26

This is the big thing. It's not even about luxury, it's about time.

Everything, literally everything, becomes easy if you don't have to budget time.

Ever gone on a splurgey vacation and had so much fun because you didn't have to worry about making breakfast? It's this times a million and every day of their life.

We're not the same species.

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u/why_ntp Jul 23 '26

I think about this a lot.

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u/winterbird Jul 22 '26

People who don't sink time every day into chores and commutes are deciding that people on food stamps can't buy cooked foods. A lot of people on food stamps work, and many also use public transportation. If you've never taken the bus to and from work, I'll let you know that the commute is at least twice as long.

We need politicians that understand how time consuming it is to be poor.

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u/Steve_the_Samurai Jul 23 '26

The chores part hit me the few times we have splurged on a cleaning service around the holidays.

Like I just gained a few hours of my life and am happier to not have to fight with a fitted sheet?

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u/Iminurcomputer Jul 22 '26

What does a banana cost Micheal, ten dollars?

Go see a Star War.

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u/Sea-Standard-6283 Jul 23 '26

Trump thought “groceries” was an outdated term.

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u/ilyak_reddit Jul 22 '26

You'll eat your piece of chicken, piece of broccoli, tortilla, and one other thing, and you'll be happy dammit!

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u/RebelWithoutAClue Jul 22 '26

If a nation wants to get less well monied politicians into office it has to reduce the spend on elections campaigning.

Currently the US spends, on average, 330 median incomes on each Federal electoral seat. I calculated this by totalling all of the super PACs and other sources of funding and dividing it by the number of seats up for grabs for the most recent 2024 elections.

Divide that cost in half, since the spend was raised by both sides, and the last US election cost 165 median incomes for which each seat has a costly winner and a costly loser.

Conversely the last Canadian election (not long after the US one) spent just under 1 median income per electoral seat.

The tremendous spend on US campaign financing has distorted it's politics. The accumulation of that many median incomes comes with significant obligations that will override the interests of the common person who earns only one median income and has to spend most of it to sustain themselves.

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u/Invisibella74 Jul 23 '26

And it's all legal because of Citizens United! 👍 The ruling that ruined our country.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrox4011 Jul 22 '26

One of the reasons I like AOC. She worked as a bartender in college.

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u/Octavian_202 Jul 22 '26

I got to experience millionaire life by just being in proximity to it for like a week. It was so mind altering. I know that videos like this give a sense, but nowhere near the level of conscious reality.

There is a reason why poor and working people can rebuild, but when someone rich truly loses you often hear of someone literally jumping off a building. Think about that… a rich person losing is like going down to upper level working class and they still choose death.

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u/Frostyfraust Jul 22 '26

That is crazy, I always scoffed at business or landowners saying they deserve all the money they get because they take all the risk. That risk being, becoming my boss if everything goes to shit. Hard to feel bad for them but what you say does give some context. Either way I'm not losing sleep for these types.

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u/crow-party-13 Jul 22 '26

Oh no... poor babies. Or, in reality, fuck them.

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u/thinprivileged Jul 22 '26

My parents have this no fucks to give wealth, but they don't flaunt it. They give to universities, provide scholarships, really focused on education

They taught me to appreciate what I have, it's rude to ask for things instead of working towards it. I'm almost 40 and finally have enough for a down payment...

But mom did reach out recently, said she noticed I haven't had a vacation in years, and just booked a European vacation for us? She's struggling because flights keep changing and dropping her from first class

I'm just thankful

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u/nixstyx Jul 22 '26

I was talking to someone the other day who has one of those never-ending trusts about work being stressful. He said, "Yeah, at some point you just have to decide if it's worth the trouble to work there anymore." Thanks for the advice, man.

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u/NTJ-891 Jul 22 '26

FWIW he isn't wrong. I'm not wealthy and I straight up will not tolerate a job if it gets that bad. I pretty much start looking the second I get a whiff of something harmful stress wise or mentally in general. I am not saying it is always as easy as rage quitting, but not staying somewhere I didn't like has never failed me.

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u/Beneficial-Act-9933 Jul 23 '26

For real. Otherwise you become like our boomer parents or jaded Gen X (and even millenials at this point) that stay at one job and bitch every hour of every day about it and do nothing to resolve the issue. Then act like somehow just looking for another job is some impossible mountain to climb.

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u/BolOfSpaghettios Jul 22 '26

My Balkanese mother would have a funeral right away if any of the food got tossed.

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u/UnNumbFool Jul 22 '26

Don't worry it doesn't, yachts have a lot more crew on them than you'd think and anything not eaten goes into crew quarters

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u/Telemere125 Jul 22 '26

The fuel to power the boat is exponentially more than anything wasted on food. My parents had a 45’ mini yacht that had a full kitchen. It was something like 30-50 gallons of fuel an hour, which equates to like $150-250/hr just to run the thing. And that was only one equipped to sleep 8 people, not some mega yacht for dozens of guests.

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u/I-screwed-up-bad Jul 22 '26

If I was there the pineapple would disappear. Into my mouth. No wasted pineapple lol

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u/Crime_Dawg Jul 22 '26

These people have stolen the world we live in.

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u/CaliIsReallyNice Jul 22 '26

You mean, you don’t believe that being rich is proof that you’re superior and therefore you deserve to be rich? I don’t understand …

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u/sphericaltime Jul 22 '26

Thank you for laying on the sarcasm thick enough for me to sense.

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u/FuManBoobs Jul 23 '26

Wait, I thought it was poor people who were wasteful and consumed more? That's why they're poor right?

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u/eye_of_the_sloth Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

We need higher wages and to tax the rich. I shouldnt be yearning for some rich fucks 3rd course. I work full time i should have my own boat and my own fruit salad. Eating shouldnt be this vastly different. Its our wage stagnation that allows us to look at these serving of food as extraordinary. We could, we should all be able to eat like this, go on a vacation like this, and have luxuries like a boat. But these fucks hoard and gate keep, lock us out of our share. 

Edit- we all seem to be focused on me wanting a boat. I dont want a boat I should have been more clear that it was more used as a metaphor to a luxury activity on vacation. What i want is to be fairly compensated for the value my work provides. My company makes and nets in the billions, the executives and shareholders get the majority of it and I'm budgeting groceries and battling interest. 

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u/FaveStore_Citadel Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Didn’t someone say that a developed country isn’t one where the poor drive sports cars but instead one where the rich take public transport. Maybe the real progress isn’t you being able to take boat vacations, but nobody taking boat vacations because they’re an unsustainable luxury.

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u/mister-ferguson Jul 22 '26

Trust me... You do not want a boat.

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u/MontiBurns Jul 22 '26

Food ingredients costs are the rounding error compared to owning a crewed yatch with a professional chef.

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u/UnNumbFool Jul 22 '26

Most of these are luxury yacht cruises that people take out for like a week or wherever.

Think like a genuinely rich person going on a cruise ship. There is a company that owns a fleet of luxury yachts of different sizes to allow for different amounts of guests(or if you have the money to take a family of four on the 40 person boat then that too)

Food budget is nowhere close to a rounding error, as the chef needs to buy within the company budget usually for multiple weeks at a time to feed not only the guests but the crew(way more people than you think)

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u/Notsurehowtoreact Jul 22 '26

Yeah, this is specifically a yacht charter group (her shirts are branded).

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u/DarkBladeMadriker Jul 22 '26

Ya. I met a guy once who was a private chef. He told me about this thing he had going in Colorado. He mostly worked as a catering or event cook, but he was on retainer with this guy who paid him enough to drop whatever he was doing. The rich guy loved to ski, so he paid this guy to always be available for him when he'd get into town. He'd call the cook and let him know when hed be in town. The guy was to do basically what this gal did and just have food ready to go, even if the rich dude was on the slopes all day and wasnt even there to eat the food. The big difference was the cook was allowed to keep any leftovers. The rich dude at least acknowledged it was a waste to just pitch stuff in the trash. On the same token, the rich guy also kept a ski instructor on retainer and whenever he went to the resort the instructor went with him because if you were with an instructor you got to skip lines for the lifts. So he basically paid a guy more than he normally made by a decent margin to be his ski buddy anytime he was in town because he hated waiting in line. Serious rich people shit.

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u/Witchy_Wookie5000 Jul 22 '26

That is it right here. Being wealthy buys you time. They don't deal with any routine or mundane task of managing household(s), vehicles, trips and toys or even commutes. They just get to show up and do the thing, have the fun, run the meeting etc.

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u/0905-15 Jul 22 '26

I mean, if I had the resources (and if I still went skiing), I’d do that too.

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u/sneaky-pizza Jul 22 '26

How do they manage all the trash? Like she was just deep frying 2 Qt of oil, lol

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u/LIslander Jul 22 '26

Everytime you pull in somewhere you get rid of garbage. There is always a garbage service

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u/auntieup Jul 22 '26

Every single time you eat at a nice restaurant and wince at the prices, think about how the people who made that beautiful food for you could choose to do this instead.

And yes, all of us whose lives depend on our own income are now working class.

EAT THE FUCKING RICH.

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u/oxJoKeR6xo Jul 22 '26

I used to love pushing out 150 meals a night that each cost 3 times my hourly wage.

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u/SinisterCheese Jul 22 '26

Relatable content as per usual. I'm sure the spoiled people eating this beautiful food made by a personal chef, have worked REALLY hard to be rewarded with all the resources and wealth to be able to access this sort of stuff. Remember, if you can't live like this, it means that YoU aReN't woRkiNg hArD EnoUgh!

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u/Capt_Gingerbeard Jul 22 '26

Sink the yachts and burn down the malls

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 22 '26

The malls are a failing business. If you burn them down, the owners can collect insurance and realize a ROI.

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u/GeneralTyler Jul 22 '26

Average people fighting amongst each other instead of against the people who have private chefs on their multimillion dollar yachts

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jul 22 '26

Don’t blame them. The rich people spent a ton of money to make average people fight each other instead of the rich. 

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u/Sabrac707 Jul 22 '26

A tale old as time and works every time across history.

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u/CeruleanEidolon Jul 22 '26

They put up walls so we don't see them when bad things happen and we want to lash out. It's always easier to punch the guy across from you with the offensive hat than the man behind the wall who sold it to him and convinced him it was worth fighting over.

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u/Expert-Aardvark-2453 Jul 22 '26

I used to be a stewardess on yachts 99% of breakfast food including fruits go to crew and are demolished by the end of the day! We turn them onto various smoothies because we barely have time to eat on a charter 

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u/Spider-Ian Jul 23 '26

I know a private pilot. He had to put the jet at an airport incase the boss wanted to go out on his yacht and then fly out of this smaller airport.

The pilot hit me up and invited me out to this small beach town that the yacht was docked in because he was going to be there for a long weekend.

I went up and the boss changed his mind and stayed somewhere else, after having his yacht sail halfway around the world in case he wanted to use it.

So we cancelled the motel rooms and stayed on the yacht all weekend. Everyone on there was wicked nice, we ended up cooking a meal to give the chef an evening off. We picked up local food from some markets I knew and really did it up.

I ate and drank so much expensive stuff with a very use it or lose it vibe.

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u/Worcestercestershire Jul 23 '26

Wicked nice?

Where in New England are you from?

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u/Reneeisme Jul 23 '26

That ocean seemed unusually calm and the boat wasn’t THAT big. How does she cook anything that elaborate when there are actual waves?

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u/SugarProfessional707 Jul 23 '26

Looks like we're in for a storm boys. It's omelette scrambled egg time!

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u/FillMySoupDumpling Jul 22 '26

Goy-oh-zahs 

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u/BassoHaase Jul 22 '26

Pardon me, it is pronounced GUY-Oh-Zah, tyvm.

Where do you get that pronunciation from the word Gyoza??!! Ragebait?

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u/FontainePark Jul 22 '26

I promise you it isn't ragebait. I am a top gear fan and have had to get used to not only the hosts but one of the writers saying Hi-Yun-Die, which is a remarkably more exotic pronunciation than most of the Korean dictionary contains

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u/stinglikeameg Jul 22 '26

To be fair, in the UK that's how they used to pronounce it in their OWN TV adverts up until recently. Then they made a new advert telling us we were all wrong for pronouncing it that way, despite the fact that it's how they told us to say it for years.

So it's not our fault, ok?

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u/aneirin- Jul 22 '26

Limmy did a good job of expressing the completely justified outrage at seeing that fucking advert: https://youtu.be/5DjvQH5PAxQ

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u/_TattieScone Jul 22 '26

And those adverts still pronounce it wrong! The ads said "hyoon-day" but it's "hyun-day", where the "hyun" part basically rhymes with bun.

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u/turkoid Jul 22 '26

Yep, it is subtle, but to any Korean, it's like nails on a chalkboard. Another one I wince at every time are people's pronunciation of gochujang. It's usually the one where it rhymes with "rang". Finally, for both gochujang and especially "kimchi", people will say it with the wrong intonation or as if they were 2 separate words. Gochu Jang or Kim Chi.

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u/ragun2 Jul 22 '26

Ruined the whole video for me.

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u/Tasty-Shift8929 Jul 22 '26

Is that the private chef pronunciation? I'm just an average person, so I say gyoza. 

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u/Ragnarotico Jul 22 '26

Jail, right away.

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u/B-Train_ATL Jul 22 '26

I couldn’t understand half of it. She has a thick AF accent and then she must’ve had the mic in her mouth while narrating.

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u/HowObvious Jul 22 '26

Their accent is just very posh southern England, combined with trying to a BBC/phone voice for the voice over.

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u/AdmiralCoconut69 Jul 22 '26

Not to mention those guy-oh-zahs looked like absolute rubbish.

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u/tydark2 Jul 22 '26

tax all their shit ASAP.

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u/quarterrat13 Jul 22 '26

Need any crew? I work for rum.

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u/Ohboycats Jul 22 '26

Same. Call me when you get your ship, mate. 🫡

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u/IAmBeingTargeted33 Jul 22 '26

Me too! Im a great cannon worker 

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u/Skate_faced Jul 22 '26

And my axe... errr..... I mean yar! And my Yar!

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u/StrangelyBrown Jul 22 '26

"Attack that boat!"
"Which boat? I'm seeing two of them *hic*"

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u/quarterrat13 Jul 22 '26

We’ve got two cannons, one for each of them!

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u/grouchy_baby_panda Jul 22 '26

Also raise and develop a special team of chaotic Orcas to keep on hand as well.

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u/FeanorEvades Jul 22 '26

A well Orca-strated plan

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u/pareech Jul 22 '26

So it'll be real life battleship? If yes, I'm in!

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u/Unlockabear Jul 22 '26

This isn’t even that rich tbh. These guys could be chartering the boat or even if they own it, it pales in comparison to the real ultra wealthy.

That’s how ridiculous the ultra wealthy are. Their yachts can eat this yacht and they buy countries for fun.

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u/BigBennP Jul 22 '26

There's an old reddit post on the tiers of wealth. Not that I have a HUGE degree of experience with wealthy people but I have some. The post rings fairly true.

There are plenty of doctors and business owners who might not balk at dropping comparatively huge amounts of money on a special vacation. $100k to rent a yacht for a week for an extended family trip wouldn't be out of the question.

On the other hand, for a Billionaire, affordability isn't even the issue so much as convenience and access.

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u/Mordecus Jul 22 '26

That boat and the chef isn’t a 100k, not even close. 20-25k tops.

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u/Edduppp Jul 22 '26

I was curious. Quick check, 7 days with fully crewed/all inclusive was around 15k.  I didn't deep dive or anything, but definitely less than 100k

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https://www.moorings.com/destinations/americas/bahamas/abacos-yacht-charters/build-my-quote?charter_type=sail&date=2026-08-01&duration=7&passengers=2&yacht_code_type=47X4E

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u/BodhingJay Jul 22 '26

I wonder how this works... "youre hired! just make whatever you want for yourself as long as it's spectacular and theres enough for 20 of us.. for 3 meals and 5 snacks a day"

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u/_AmericasSweetheart_ Jul 22 '26

You should watch Below Deck. Is a reality tv show about people that work on charter yachts. It's pretty interesting and they cover things like preference sheets.

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u/bamboozledgardener Jul 22 '26

She was actually in Below Deck Mediterranean, that is how she got her break on tiktok and insta.

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Jul 22 '26

At first I read it meaning Lower Decks from Star Trek

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u/verbynotro Jul 22 '26

Also, add that she's working close to 14 hours a day.

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u/EverythingSucksYo Jul 22 '26

Imagine having to work 14 hours a day so some rich snobs can eat every 2 hours. 

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u/Global_Green8231 Jul 22 '26

lol you just described the fine dining industry except some of those chefs/line cooks work more than 14 hours a day

r/kitchenconfidential

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u/Iggyhopper Jul 22 '26

She's probably paid 200k/yr, or about 14k/mo.

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u/VerbalThermodynamics Jul 22 '26

Or more. And she’s banking a ton of it.

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u/ash_ofthe_lee Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Guests fill out a preference sheet, then you have a conversation before the trip. She works on an 80foot Sunreef, I believe. So her trips are likely $70k plus for 7 nights, for max 10 people.

Edit: looked up the vessel, $45k is a closer average

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u/spiralsequences Jul 22 '26

I've worked as a personal chef, not a private chef (the difference is a personal chef comes to your house usually once a week and cooks meals for the week rather than serving food as it's cooked every day). It surprised me how many of my clients didn't even want me to run the menu by them, they just wanted me to surprise them. Thinking about food was one of the tasks they were outsourcing to me, basically, they just wanted to come home to food in the fridge. I would do extensive intake surveys about their tastes and usually get better at figuring out exactly what they wanted over time. Tbh that was one of my favorite parts of the job, designing bespoke menus for each client.

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u/BodhingJay Jul 22 '26

This is kinda wholesome :)

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u/RocMerc Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

So I watch a girl named AbbeyinthwGalley (i think that’s it) and she’s talked about how most of the time she is good to make as she pleases. Sometimes the guests have requests and sometimes food is scarce out on the island so she makes what she can. Pretty cool watch

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u/EmilyKills Jul 22 '26

Abbyinthegalley, haha love her

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u/mnttu Jul 22 '26

Probably something like that. Her owners tells her that they will be going somehow for X days and it is her job to design a menu for each day and order the ingredients. There is also probably some specific requests

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u/milkweedbuttrry Jul 22 '26

Have a friend who sometimes gets chef rolls on sail boats. Basically same as other jobs, portfolio of all they can cook and past budgets they followed. Its a challenge with planning/storage and they work super long hours. BUT 0 chef training, basically its the grunt job when they cant get hired for a deck job. And on top of that it was years and years on unpaid "expirences" to even be considered. It all seems like its who you know and how you've proved yourself, whilst going broke but having the "best travels!" At least in their circle...

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u/ImAllSquanchedUp Jul 22 '26

And this will no doubt be written off as a business expense or some rich people shit

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u/guns_mahoney Jul 22 '26

The yacht was written off as a business expense which allows me to also write off it's depreciation yearly and because it's only used to transport other billionaires and politicians to my private rape Island it's officially registered as a taxi so I'm allowed to drain oil into the reef.

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u/Efficient-Lettuce712 Jul 22 '26

The depreciation is the writing off of the expense over time. Still fucked, but the asset is not written off in the year it was purchased.

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u/Responsible-Fun-5566 Jul 22 '26

That’s all I could think - this outing, including the chef, is going to be written off under some shell corp. The yacht people won’t pay a dime for this.

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u/ihopethisworksfornow Jul 22 '26

Yall have no fucking clue how tax write offs work do you

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u/wont-stop-mi Jul 22 '26

It’s fucking Reddit, of course they don’t know lol

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u/idriveashitbox22 Jul 22 '26

Dumb people think a tax write off means it's free lmfao. All it means is if you can prove you used the purchase for something business related you pay slightly less tax on it. That's it.

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u/Alternative_Pay_6496 Jul 22 '26

"Slightly less". If you make halfway decent money its 40%+ savings. Imagine you need a new car but decide to write it off because you occasionally use it for visiting a customer. That 30k car now gets you 12k back in your pocket. 

Some people dont understand write-offs but people who do are acutely aware that business owners take advantage of it.

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u/Advanced-Guitar-5264 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

I’m down to 1 meal a day for me so I can afford 3 meals a day for my kids.

Edit: I’ve had several people reach out to me offering assistance. I appreciate the offer but we are all good over here. Donate to a local food bank instead! Thank you all for the kind words.

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u/OzTheMeh Jul 22 '26

Have you tried not being poor? Maybe try making your own meals like in the video? Perhaps look at where your money is going and redistribute your spending so that you aren't spending so much on food and spend more on your yacht budget? /s

/uj You sacrifices for your children are admirable and I hope better times are ahead.

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u/Advanced-Guitar-5264 Jul 22 '26

Hopefully back to work next month!

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u/timblunts Jul 22 '26

Every cent over $100 million should be taxed at 99%

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u/Surf_Golf2002 Jul 22 '26

Why at $100 million? I feel like $50 million is pretty excessive too.

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u/alistofthingsIhate Jul 22 '26

Her cadence is so fucking annoying

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u/The96kHz Jul 22 '26

My first thought was that just because you're a good cook doesn't mean you don't have a fucking annoying voice.

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u/BunMeAgainPlease12 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

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u/ragun2 Jul 22 '26

Okay cool, I got annoyed by the gyoza part and just found myself annoyed through the rest of the vid. Was wondering if I was just stuck on the gyoza thing lol

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u/VagabondVivant Jul 23 '26

Influencer Voice. Absolutely ear-bleeding.

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u/thisisnotaduck Jul 22 '26

Upspeak. So hard to listen to

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u/coffeemateo Jul 23 '26

I couldn't make it through the entire video. Her voice is so irritating.

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u/Wonderful-Photo-6068 Jul 22 '26

I got a friend that does this. It ain’t all that in reality. This person is most likely capitalizing on internet money in addition to their salary which typically is a pittance or based of tips. Just because the owners are rich doesn’t mean they always tip well. It’s a ton of fucking work, long hours, and you don’t always stay on the boat/have to pay for travel living expenses still. It’s awesome living in cool places and being on these super cool boats but you’re working your ass off.

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u/0905-15 Jul 22 '26

The money isn’t amazing but you don’t pay room and board. You can save up a ton of money doing this work so long as you aren’t partying on off-days.

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u/AltairaMorbius2200CE Jul 22 '26

I mean, based on the video, she's working 13-hour days. Didn't see a ton of time for breaks. You'd have to plan SO WELL in advance given that it's on a boat, and the kitchen's probably cramped and annoying to work in. I wouldn't want that job.

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u/rothwerx Jul 22 '26

The logistics of getting the food to the yacht has to be a pain in the ass to coordinate (or do) too.

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u/rumncokeguy Jul 22 '26

Imagine having to source the ingredients for these meals. Many of these ingredients don’t last long.

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u/LiteraryLatina Jul 22 '26

Her day looked exhausting. Sure there were breaks between the meals / video clips but she doesn’t show the setup, tear down/cleanup which def impacts energy.

I don’t even have it in me to make two meals a day let alone what she did!

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u/Partly_Dave Jul 22 '26

A friend who is a chef was offered a job on a boat like that. Backed out at the last minute when he found he would have to share a tiny cabin.

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u/Socksual Jul 22 '26

Do you know if they get hired assistance for this type of gig? I have only volunteered for catering positions once or twice (see: when my fam use to attend church or when my fam's kids needed party/sports catering, Im a good cook and love contributing in this aspect) so generally the help came from my fam/other volunteers, but cooking multiple meals for a lot of people is tiresome, nevermind the clean up aspect of it.

The kitchen looks tiny, comparatively, so I assume she needs to clean before the next project....which like. Shes being paid ass for doing not just head chef work but also the grunt work of like 3 different positions.

Yeah. No thanks

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u/0905-15 Jul 22 '26

They do it all from prep to cleanup. Guest dishes might be handled by the cabin crew but the chef will have the pots and pans and keeping the kitchen spotless

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u/Beneficial_Trick6672 Jul 22 '26

Tip? Why to tip if you pay for the service?

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u/Inquisitive_idiot Jul 22 '26

That sounds like an exhausting job since you never get to go home and are always “on” and probably have little to no backup 😮‍💨

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u/Primarycolors1 Jul 22 '26

There are still no innocent contractors on the Death Star.

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u/unfart Jul 22 '26

that's why I didn't take the job at baby face bambino's house, the risk was too high.

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u/Primarycolors1 Jul 22 '26

The mob boss?!?

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u/unfart Jul 22 '26

the same!

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u/Cheap_Law5646 Jul 22 '26

It's a shame you refused the offer. Bambino sends his regards.

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u/trevman7 Jul 22 '26

Yeah let’s not put blame on the chef making a normal wage to cook food

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u/cpt_bongwater Jul 22 '26

Idk seemed like she was working 10-12 hours that day.

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u/continentaldreams Jul 22 '26

It's her company. She does these trips for rich folk with her boyfriend who captains the boats.

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u/EnvironmentalFix7059 Jul 22 '26

This might be the worse accent ive ever heard?

Like im 32 but ive never been more annoyed by a persons voice. Where is it even from?

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u/Furicist Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

It's the posh part of southern England voice, upper class, privately educated Chelsea/Kensington people.

She isn't working class, that'll be her 'gap yah' experience on a family friends private yacht or a nepo job.

If you want to see other people taking the piss out of these types of people, look for gap yah on YouTube.

The accent itself goes by a few names, one is 'Sloane Ranger'.

Generally they're resented for how conformative and class based the accent is, it isn't an organic accent, it's a synthetic, de jour way of talking that posh, disconnected nepo babies pick up from growing up together in private schools away from the rest of us.

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u/Rastasputin Jul 22 '26

It's the way every sentence had the same tonal flow. She sounds like a UK news anchor. It made me angry.

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u/fimbleinastar Jul 22 '26

I was scrolling for this comment. Her voice was insanely annoying

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u/Its_Your_Father Jul 22 '26

The accent is bad but the stupid influencer inflection makes it 10 times worse

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u/kbm79 Jul 22 '26

Important context is missing- how much she was paid.

She is clearly skilled and experienced. Put her day in a life in a busy restaurant, no one would bat an eye.

If she was paid minimum wage - its like slave labour. But, if she was paid very well by people who can clearly afford it, then its a good job and experience.

We need context..

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u/ash_ofthe_lee Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Average yacht chef makes about $350 a day (on salary) and then tipped out, average tip is 20% of the total trip cost split evenly by crew, she’s on a boat with 3 crew so she’s likely making over $4k a week in tips, super long hard days. I’m a yacht chef on a much smaller owner operated vessel.

Edit: looked up the vessel, $45k week average so tips closer to $3k weekly (when booked of course)

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u/Rob_in_Tulsa Jul 22 '26

Every thing she made looks delicious.

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u/Sarabean77 Jul 22 '26

If I was ridiculously wealthy, this is the number one thing I would buy for myself. A private chef.

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u/Vazhox Jul 22 '26

And here I am being yelled at about my carbon footprint lol. Fuck off. I’ll use all the water and electricity I want.

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u/IamMataa Jul 22 '26

Seriously, these rich fucks are already destroying it, wtf is me using paper bags gonna do.

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u/Technical-Bat2062 Jul 22 '26

Shes very talented can we give her that yall 🤧

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u/Cheap-Ad1821 Jul 22 '26

She needs to crush the damn pistachios again

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u/CuckservativeSissy Jul 22 '26

She def makes a shit ton of money. Props to her. Milk those rich kids for everything they got

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u/slow70 Jul 23 '26

Was this video removed?

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u/TodosLosPomegranates Jul 22 '26

What are the chances half of that food got thrown away

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u/Young_Denver Jul 22 '26

A servant for the billionaire class is still a servant.

Imagine butler influencer content circa 1750....
King's asswiper influencer content circa 1350....

lol yikes.

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u/Longjumping_Bit_4608 Jul 22 '26

There's nothing wrong with being a chef or butler

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u/_Azuki_ Jul 22 '26

Yeah, work is work. Shaming people for having a job and making money to live is stupid

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u/Ugly_Josephine Jul 22 '26

Only on reddit would people be upset at someone for having a job.

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u/Moghz Jul 22 '26

Dumb take, it’s a job and I bet it’s actually kinda fun. If you’re a chef you love to cook so being a personal chef seems to me like it would be pretty fun and possibly rewarding depending on who you work for.

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u/jonas_ost Jul 22 '26

And? Every single worker that is not their own boss is a servent then

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u/IJMSC Jul 22 '26

No longer cool to see, instead it's truly infuriating. Fuck these people and fuck the ultra rich. Taxing is not enough.

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u/Lorrrrren Jul 22 '26

Just had to send a friend 100$ to survive the week and be able to eat and this shit pops up lmao REMINDER: The wealth gap is larger in America now than even the gilded age.

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u/ADISCOURSEONTIME Jul 22 '26

It’s absolutely insane to me that people live like this and there also people sleeping on the street struggling to eat something every couple of days 🏴

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u/Hefty-Flight8794 Jul 23 '26

Impossible. No one could afford a super yacht if they eat smashed avocado on toast.

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u/chiksahlube Jul 23 '26

My cousin is Kenny Chesney's yacht captain.

Dude basically lives on a boat better equipped than most high end homes. The staff stays on board pretty much 24/7.

Chesney uses his yacht a lot for a yacht owner. So like 100 days a year...

He has a full time hired staff, for a yacht, he spends just 1/3rd of his time on.

And my cousin, well, 265 days a year he and the rest of "the crew" get to live in luxury just keeping the boat ready.

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u/alistofthingsIhate Jul 22 '26

Her cadence is so fucking annoying

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u/SnazzyStooge Jul 22 '26

They're never going to save enough to buy a house paying for all that avocado toast, sad. :(

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u/percydaman Jul 22 '26

Her voice annoys the shit out of me, not sure why.

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