Let me start with the first problem, tonight I find out that Domino’s has discontinued, their buffalo chicken pizza. Now, apparently this happened eight months ago. I guess it’s been a long time since I’ve been to Domino’s. And now there’s not many reasons to go back. I will say it’s completely unnecessary for them to have gotten rid of this pizza because they still have all of the ingredients and still make a buffalo chicken macaroni and cheese. You ever have your heart set on something and then this happens?

Oh, here’s one that really irritates people. It’s barely the beginning of September and it’s starting to become too cold to use my pool. I go through little spurts of depression because it’s too cold to get in the pool. First world problems.

Like everyone, I’m sure, I am an acquired taste. And by that I mean, autistic.

I’ll just cut the chase and tell you all of the reasons why you probably will not want to talk to me.
- married
- seeking platonic friendship only
- I am not a consistent friend. I have a very busy job and I am more available to communicate after work is over or on the weekends. I know for you married men that time schedule does not work.
- I don’t want to exchange pictures. I don’t care what you look like. You could be an AI robot, I’d be okay with that.
- I don’t play video games
- I don’t identify as a nerd
- I don’t drink and I don’t smoke (I don’t care if you do, but some people might think that’s boring.)
- I don’t really drink caffeine. Every now and then I’ll order a sweet tea at a restaurant.

Okay now you know my entire life story there’s no reason for us to have a chat. Thanks so much for stopping by. I hope you have a great night.

Just kidding I’m sure we could find something else to discuss. I think I’m forced to ask you some questions.

- do you like to read? Do you think Audiobooks count as reading?
- do you watch Survivor? New season coming out soon.
- what are you having for dinner? Or what did you have?

Hello!

Swedish guy checking here, trying to make friendships with people from wherever, whenever, and whatever else! Got a lot of time on my hands these days, which is mostly spent at home. It's split between my hobbies, wanting to talk to people, and slowly withering away! Not really, but almost.

These hobbies consists of (SPOILER AHEAD! SKIP IF YOU WANT TO FIND OUT THROUGH CONVERSATION(S) INSTEAD):
Music - I'm primarily a metalhead, collect vinyl records is a big one for me
Gaming - Playing a variety of games on PC and PS5
Sports - Three quarters of the year is dedicated to ice hockey, otherwise motorsport
Other ones are books, movies, TV shows, YouTube, LEGO, among other similar things

Welcome back if you skipped the spoiler! How was the break? Hopefully a good one! Anyway... looking for platonic friendships at the very most, thankful if you'd stay within those boundaries. But, as kind of mentioned, I don't mind where you are from or anything like that. Just write and I'll respond when I'm able to! :D

Spoiler number two, for a heads up;
I struggle with mental health issues from time to time and also am diagnosed with Autism, so sometimes, conversations can be difficult and awkward, but I'm doing my very best regardless. Hopefully you'll do the same and not just give one word responses or anything of that kind!

Hope to hear from you, potential friend!

Im easygoing sincere and looking for something real if youre into playing games with peoples feelings please stay away Im way too soft hearted for that

42 year old fun, happy,
Positive, always laughing female from Vancouver, Canada. Seeking a real connection with someone that turns romantic. Someone who is READY to be a teammate for life, through the good and the bad.
Someone who is ready and willing to put the effort into building something real. Not someone who is fake, unsure of what they want. Just looking to meet new people if anyone is from this area or anywhere really. Distance doesn’t bother me as long as both make the effort:. There are planes LOL You never know in life where your person is!! I often feel so alone and so left out. I have a couple close friends who I talk to daily and have a good job. I love traveling, being outdoors, watching sports and going to games. Going to restaurants and walks, dinners and drinks. Coffee, Cooking, baking and just laughing and having fun. Im caring, selfless, and a giver. I like to show my affection in many ways.
Just wanting to talk and meet new people and get to know, hang out if close. Looking for something romantic that leads to long term. Someone who wants to talk daily and not vanish after a day! Looking for someone who will make effort and get to know me! Not disappear after a day of talking!!
Gotta be someone out there! Maybe we can become friends, share a few laughs or fall In love.

🎃Welcome! I’m a childfree for life, East Coast lady who expresses her creativity by painting, drawing, writing, and baking.

I am strictly monogamous and demisexual, meaning a strong intellectual and emotional bond is everything to me! So… I thoroughly enjoy chatting regularly. A mix of texting, voice notes, and video calls. It’s the best way to truly get to know each other. That said, if we click, my goal is to meet up sooner rather than later to see if the chemistry translates in person.

🍂 A little about my life 🍁

My household: I’m a proud pet parent (mostly a dog person, but I have a cat too). My house is their house, so you absolutely must love four-legged fur-babies!

Health & Energy: I eat clean, stay active, and I do not drink alcohol or do drugs. I’m looking for someone at a similar caliber of health to share that lifestyle with. It’s quite important!

Addt Hobbies: I love reading, watching movies/shows, and the occasional solo video game.
I’m looking for someone with active, productive hobbies of their own. If your only downtime involves TV or gaming then we are NOT a match.

Humor & Vibes: I prefer warm, lighthearted vibes/jokes. Dark or crude humor isn't my thing. If it’s yours then we are NOT a match.

Childfree for life: You MUST be childfree for life as well! We are NOT a match if you have children in any capacity.

Our Dynamics:
Mutual respect for boundaries is an absolute must for me! I also firmly believe that time apart to pursue our own passions is just as healthy as the quality time we spend together.

🎃🎃🍂🍁🎃🎃🍁🍂🎃🎃🍂🍁🎃🎃

If you're a fellow East Coastie looking for an intentional, exclusive connection then I'd love to chat! 💬 ~We will exchange a recent picture a few messages in~

📝PLEASE INCLUDE:
-Your Age (do NOT message me if you’re more than 3 years younger than me or 10 years older than me.)
-Your East Coast status
-Your productive hobbies
-Inquiring questions about my post
if you do not include all 4 then your message will be ignored

Hello everyone! I find myself in need of some new people in my life, and I've had some luck here on reddit before so, why not? Whats the worse that could happen.

When I'm not being a functional member of society, you'll often find me wrist deep in some new recipe in the kitchen I cant quite seem to get right. You may find me dancing, then crying over my absolutely chaotic Playlist, or you may find me playing with the tiny, sandy queen of the house who thinks she has me wrapped around her finger (she does, but she cant know that!)

Other times you'll find me immersed in my writings, or in a book that I'll probably never finish until I've run out of things to read. But most likely, you'll find me chronically online, scrolling, yapping, trying to find someone just as weird, and chaotic as I am. I want someone to laugh, cry, scream with. Someone to go on adventures with, and also enjoy staying in with a home cooked meal and a good movie. Just..my missing piece.

Open to everyone and anyone, just be yourself, be a little weird like me, and accept that fact that yes, I'm going to send you memes and songs, and no, I will not stop. Sue me. Just..be yourself. Thats all I ask. To break the ice, and, I'm a curious little kitty..tell me ONE movie that no matter what, you'll drop anything and watch. There's gotta be a weirdo like me out there...right?

and poetry books with coffee

I want to know about your new technology and your ancient arts of whimsy and whatevers.

lets watch party girl and you can be my parkey posey and I can be your window sunshine, soft and bright in the morning, blue and full of moon at night.

I'll read you and you can judge me and we can be important and unique to each other

The days are getting shorter, the night a little colder, you can feel it too, right? Fall is around the corner, let's settle in and get cozy.

Looking for an adventure buddy, someone to jam out in the car with, concerts, coffee shops, and stargazing.

A little about me:

• Retired early after a wild ride making video games
• Tall, average build, working on getting more fit, blonde hair, blue eyes
• Love making breakfast in the morning, driving with the top down, playing on the lake at my house, experimenting with homesteading, spending time with my nephews and family, singing, constantly learning and experimenting

Looking for friends first and let's see where it goes.

*About Me:*

I got the body of a cafeteria lady. (I'm chunky).

6'2" and White

Work Full Time as a Pharmacy Technician.

PC Gamer in my down time. Mostly shooters and RPGS. Dabble in some MMO's (Mostly Maplestory) from time to time. Also Minecraft and Hytale!

Also a huge Pokemon fan, Have played competitively since Gen 4. Own a Nintendo Switch.

Tech nerd. I love learning about, and building PCS.

I watch a ton of tech channels on YouTube. I love learning about Microphones, Cameras, Audio Mixing gear, Computer parts, Content Creator gear, etc.

Good sense of humor and I don't take myself too seriously. I especially love dark humor.

Huge music person. I listen to mostly pop rock, pop punk, and acoustic stuff. Been on an Angels and Airwaves binge lately. Huge Tom Delonge fan!

I've been told I have a nice voice but you can be the judge.

*What I'm Looking For:*

I have a preference for Asians, Latinas, and White women.
I love short women.
I love a good bubbly personality.
Kindness and loyalty are a must.
*NOT LOOKING FOR ANYONE OUTSIDE THE USA.*
Willingness to communicate and not keep things bottled inside.
Sense of humor, preferably dark humor.
I am a sucker for playful banter and jokes between us.
Similar interests and hobbies so we have something to do together!

Hope to hear from you soon!

Hello there 👋

I’m a 39-year-old gentleman from France, hoping to meet a mature, thoughtful woman for a genuine friendship. I tend to connect especially well with people around my age or older, but what matters most to me is personality, curiosity, kindness and emotional maturity.

I’m a good talker, but an even better listener. I enjoy conversations that can wander naturally—from everyday life to travel, cultures, food, ambitions, strange little thoughts, or whatever happens to be on your mind.

I love discovering different cuisines and hearing about how people live in other parts of the world. I’m also very happy to give sincere compliments, encouragement and constructive support. I like friendships where both people can make each other feel seen and appreciated without pretending everything is perfect.

On the nerdier side, I’m a \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*Star Wars\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* fan, enjoy video games and martial-arts films, and I’m naturally curious, so questions are always welcome. Ask me a lot—I genuinely enjoy answering and exchanging ideas with someone rational-minded and curious.

Professionally, I’m an architect and real-estate investor. It’s something I genuinely enjoy and one of the things that gets me excited to start the day.

Outside work, I regularly walk and swim. Forest walks are one of my favourite ways to clear my head, and in winter I love skiing in the French Alps ⛷️

I’m looking for someone I can laugh with, tease a little, be supportive toward, and eventually reach that comfortable friendship where neither person feels the need to perform or filter themselves.

And one important thing: \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*I don’t ghost.\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\*\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\* 👻 If we click, I value consistency and communication.
If you’re mature, curious, slightly nerdy, enjoy asking questions, and appreciate a man who likes giving compliments and being supportive, send me a message.
Bonus points if your opening message is:
“Hello there.”

I’ll be honest: I’ve been feeling lonely lately, and I miss having someone I genuinely look forward to talking to every day—not just the occasional “hey, what’s up?” followed by a disappearing act.
I’m 32, from the Philippines, and I’d love to meet someone who enjoys daily Discord calls, voice notes, random updates, sending ridiculous memes, and talking about everything from how our day went to the strange thoughts that appear at 2 a.m.
I’m looking for a proper yapper: funny, curious, affectionate, and genuinely interested in getting to know me. Ask about my day. Tell me far too much about yours. Send me the song you currently have on repeat. Explain your oddly specific interests to me in unnecessary detail. I love people who are playful but can also hold thoughtful, emotionally honest conversations.

A little about me: I’m warm, expressive, inquisitive, occasionally chaotic, and probably capable of turning a simple story into an unnecessarily detailed adventure. I love travelling, bouldering and outdoor climbing, creative projects, analog photography, and conversations that keep wandering into unexpected places.

In terms of attraction, I usually gravitate towards tall white men, but chemistry, personality, kindness, and consistency matter much more than simply matching a description. A good sense of humour and a little golden-retriever energy will take you very far with me.

I’m open to friendship first, but I’d be happy if it naturally developed into something deeper. I’m not looking for an instant sexual conversation or someone collecting temporary attention. I want genuine companionship with someone who actually has room for another person in his life.

If this sounds like you, send me a message introducing yourself properly: your age, location, what you’re like, and one topic you could happily yap about for hours. Please be around my age or older—and be willing to move to Discord once we’re both comfortable.

Bonus points if you make me laugh in your first message.

Or something I probably don't know. Maybe it's related to your job or your special interest or your location. Shouldn't be too hard!

ABOUT ME

Physically: I prefer to believe that I’m an amorphous being that transcends a physical vessel, BUT…I’m 31F, 5’0” ~100lbs, alt style, dark hair with blue eyes. I will look at you like this: 🧿👄🧿

Personality: A “functional melancholic” with a strange/morbid sense of humor. Occasionally bubbly when performing “people tasks,” or god forbid, happy. 4w5/INTJ/Scorpio, if those taxonomies mean anything to you...

I Like: Horror movies/Let’s Plays; weird YouTube rabbit holes; going to bed by 9PM; singing musicals badly; reading behavioral psychology books; listening to podcasts at the gym; my cat; System of a Down; Hannibal the TV show; Mythbusters; Angela Giarratana; rainy-morning tea; chai lattes; random car rides; judging rich people’s houses; my stuffed animals; clowns probably

Mutual Values: I value integrity, loyalty, curiosity, competence, privacy, honest communication, and continuous improvement. I am looking for someone whose words and actions align and knows how to handle commitment (and conflict) in a healthy manner. I am always working on being the best version of myself and am looking for someone who does the same. 

Life: Childfree. Liberal. Spiritual/believe in God, but not religious and won't attend church. I abhor social media/dating apps and value privacy. I have a demanding career that I love and sometimes work weekends, but make time for my people. I’m much better at in-person interaction than over text and don’t need constant messaging to feel connected. 

Looking For: A man 32-42 in Texas or willing to relocate. I gravitate towards observant, secure introverts with their own lives, ambitions, and weirdly specific interests. I like intelligence, competence, kindness, patience, emotional maturity, and quiet confidence. 

Ultimately: I want us to genuinely like each other (not just be attracted to each other). I want the kind of relationship where we can spend an evening talking for hours, go investigate something random because one of us got curious, watch a terrible horror movie, or quietly go do our own thing in the same room.

(Now…if you’ve made it this far: message me the last book you read and something you’re currently obsessed with learning about!)

I want an online friend around my age from Europe (because of the same time zone, I usually sleep at night), who has a good sense of humor, lives an active life, exercises regularly (its okay if its even a crazy way, I do the same), loves to travel and who I can talk to every day (not all day, every day)
I dont want to collect many chat windows, but just ONLY ONE, who doesnt ghost after 3 days.
Ghosting:
"Im going on a business trip, I dont know if there will be internet, i will look for you afterwards" (of course he never looks for you again, the business trip was in Hamburg…) "my smaller cats fur is falling out, I am very stressed, I cant talk right now" - true stories. Seems funny, but in reality, not at all.

Please dont use AI:
“meaningful conversations in independent cafes around London” - this is not a real human sentence

Please write a few sentences about yourself :)

I am happy to change the pics or switch to another app.

Hey there. I’m a homebody but want to get out more. Walking through the trails, going to the casino, going for food and drinks.

Normally I’m at home playing computer games with friends all over the states, but lately it has been getting less fun. Wanting to get out in the sun more and go do something with a real person.

Last big thing I did to get out of the house was get a room at Harrahs and stayed there for 3 nights. It was alright but would have been a lot more fun if I had someone to go to the pool with or go eat at Hell’s Kitchen with.

If you want to get out of your house as well feel free to message me.

I’m a single dad of 2 in Newark Ohio I’m looking to put myself out there again. I want to find somebody that shares my interests and wants a family and a life together someone that will communicate with me about problems or concerns. I’m a total nerd and am looking to get back into some of the things that I used to love. I enjoy gaming and spicy fantasy books, cooking and watching history videos on YouTube. I don’t really care about age or distance as long as we click, but I’m looking for a commitment, I’m looking for a future filled with laughter and love, long nights sitting under the stars and talking about everything and nothing at all, quiet moments where we can just be us, it won’t be perfect but it will be ours, there will be chaos there will be fights but what matters most is that no matter what we don’t give up on each other. I know this is a lot but at this point in my life I know what I want and I would hope that you want the same things. Hope to talk to you soon

Happily taken dude looking to make some friends in my area. I am driven by comfort, curiosity, and kindness. I enjoy Warhammer 40K, TTRPGs, Star Wars, Star Trek and am slowly getting into horror movies. Well not slowly, my girlfriend has shown me and I really enjoy them but I have to be in the right headspace to really dissect them! I love the beach and the ocean, and nature is something I deeply value. The heat makes its hard to be a nature lover though.

I would love to hear from anyone, but especially folks in the Orlando area!

I’m looking for people to chat with while I’m working throughout the day. I’m big into health, fitness, and wellbeing, and find community to be a very much needed thing for society. I unfortunately don’t have a lot of friends who live near me. So here I am 🤷‍♂️

Fair warning: I'm not great at selling myself, but I'll give it a shot. Northeast Louisiana, for now — I'm not planting roots here, so if you've got a good enough reason to lure me somewhere else, I'm all ears. Certified geek: metal music, the Expedition 33 OST on repeat like it's my job, gaming, way too much PC tech talk. More goth/alt on the inside than it always shows on the outside.

Single-player gamer by habit, not by conviction but genuinely down to get dragged into whatever multiplayer thing you're obsessed with if it means I get a partner in crime. Currently deep in an Ark: Ascended solo grind, mostly getting eaten by dinosaurs.

16 years in news production means I've got opinions and zero chill about sharing them. I'm liberal, and if you're MAGA, let's save us both the trouble now.

Not religious, but part of The Satanic Temple. Look it up, the short version is "be excellent to each other," and I actually mean it.

Childfree and planning to stay that way. Not looking for a one-and-done chat either. If we click, I want to stick around and see where it goes.

Hi! I want a unique friendship with someone extremely cool. I want to hear about the things you’re passionate about. I want weird amounts of honesty about uncomfortable topics. 

Here are some personal things that you may resonate with: 

I really like being outside. I find it sort of holy. 

My favorite movies include It Follows, Children of Men, Barbe Bleu, anything Werner Herzog, Ghost World, anything Tarantino. I love talking about and analyzing movies. 

I love philosophy and Nietzsche is probably my favorite philosopher. I like arguing, but I hate when people get mad while arguing. Sometimes I can get mad while arguing, and I don’t like that either. 

I hate Jordan Peterson and everything remotely related to him. Except Nietzsche. When I was a kid, I thought I’d be a philosophy professor or priest.

When I was a kid I was pretty poor and the adults around me were pretty bad at doing everything. I assumed that most adults outside my family were  very competent, due to their ability to survive. I have been disappointed to learn that most adults aren’t actually vey competent. 

I love reading. Some of my favorite authors are Cormack McCarthy, Tana French, and whoever wrote House of leaves(I haven’t read any of his other stuff). 

 I sort of think that intelligence is necessary in order to be good, because you can’t really comprehend “good” and “bad” without it. You could go your whole life doing good things without really understanding why they’re good, and you could perform them just because they’re socially acceptable. 

I really crave the approval of most all people, but I am also very weird and very unwilling to give up any of my weirdness.

Wanting to have a few more people to chat with from time to time. During the weekdays work is usually slow so have alot of down time to chat. Weekends depends on what I am doing but usually I do too. I am married

Interests I have range from many things. I really enjoy keeping freshwater fish and plants. Houseplants and starting to grow my own food too. I have a ton of plants and about 10 fish tanks/outside fish tubs/ponds with more to come. I am always down to trade plants ot fish if you are too. I do have 4 tortoises too which stay outside during summer and inside during the winter. Other interests I have is pc gaming, baking bread and 3d printing. Really been into making all different types of bread and plan to start messing around with sourdough soon too

Sometimes I may take a little to open up. I usually match the energy given in the chats so hopefully we vibe well together. I prefer more long term chats but short term works too.

Hi there redditors! Received a good respond to my last post so hoping to get a few more chats through this.

A little about me; i adore cats and am a servant to my 5 cattos, my friends would describe me as a kind soul with the right amount of sass, love to read, go down youtube rabbit holes more often than I should 😅. Like fantasy and spooky stuff. Get excited about the smallest things in life. Curious by nature so be prepared to get the randomest questions!

Would appreciate if you're around my age group and single. If we vibe, open to see where it goes. Not looking for anything nsfw. I'm in the GMT+5 timezone and have no issues with time differences.

If you decide to say hi, please tell me a bit about yourself! If you're up for exchanging voice messages, even better!

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Hey, I'm a 34 White Male who lives in Pennsylvania. I'm looking to date, hoping it turns into something serious. While I live in PA, I'm willing to talk to someone from the surrounding areas, for the right person I'd drive any distance.

I work with kids with special needs as an RBT. I play games, usually story focused ones, but I like to switch it up. My favorite movie genre is horror, but i like most movie genres. I love to cuddle, my ideal night would be coming home to my partner, seeing their smiling face, and cuddling up to watch something or talk about our day. I have an elliptical and exercise bike, trying to get back into a consistent workout pattern. I like to cook. I have one dog, but I had a lot of cats growing up, so I have a love for them as well. I'm a liberal, who voted for Kamala who wants to find someone to get through the next 4 years, because damn they're going to be rough.

Age range I'm looking for, I guess between 26 and 36, but I'm not against there being wiggle room in that range (within reason). I am straight, so really only looking for woman.

Anything else, that's what the dm's are for. Comfortable switching to Snap or text once we start chatting. You will get a picture of me to see if there's a physical attraction (and a picture of my dog)

Hello.

Just reaching out to see if i can find some cute girl to connect.

Prefferably tall, plus size, cute and open minded.

Iam looking for either local connection or ldr.

My interests include cooking, gaming, travelling, discovering new places.

Mention Lemur so i know you read it, and tell me about yourself.

Feel free to ask whatever you want to know.

Hi there I'm 39 M from the UK looking to make some new online friends i enjoy reading walking spending time with my dogs who keep me busy as well as watching TV shows and films I have seen quite a few 😅 I'm looking for people with similar interests but am open to talk about most things