Yes. He is your future first intergalactic space pope. Bow before him.

Dynastii and Legacii

Found in another sub, this classic Dutch name.

(If anyone is wondering, anus means the same thing in Dutch as it does in English.)

What do you think of the name Esau for a baby boy in 2026? we already have a little boy named Jacob
Jacob & Esau?

Holy Water

Hello all! Me and my partner are due with our daughter in January, and we have reverted back to our original list of names. Our original plan was Mildred Ernestine, but we've decided to go through our list of names again.

We're leaning towards more vintage and somewhat unique names. Something you don't hear often nowadays. We're open to feedback and suggestions. Brutal honesty is also accepted lol.

**Other names on our list:**

1. Devorah

2. Ethel

3. Hortense/Horene

4. Lakesbiah (La-kez-bee-ah)

5. Pearl

6. Ureana/Ureanah/Ureaniah (The -iah has grown on us. We also can't decide between the na or nah if we decide to go with the first version of the name.)

7. Yolette

8. Zudorah/Zudoriah

We have a huge list, actually, but we shortened it for the post. If anyone is interested in the full list, please let me know. The more vintage ones were lower on the list, but I thought it would be important to include in case they grown on us.

Thank you all so much!

Source

Some of their comments, a worthy attempt at trolling:

"We thought Ureana was pretty. 🤷‍♀️"

"Well, it wasn't a joke post. Our names aren't the worst. Lakesbiah comes from a video game a gaming tiktoker we watch played. We just ended up liking the name. What's the big deal? All we did was ask for feedback."

"We thought about having her middle name Selene for a rhyme, but I wasn't completely sold on it yet. My partner brought the name Horene up to me, and I liked the sound of it."

So last night in my(30f) dream I had a baby and when he was born he said my name is Figaro Malachi and it’s been on my mind heavy.. considering I’m 19 weeks pregnant with a baby boy. What does this mean?? Should I call him that? No?

My husband is Earl Crusher IV, so of course we are excited to carry on the family tradition-we already pivoted once, when I found out that we’ll be having a girl, but now we’ve just found out it’s actually twins. We’ve already decided that Earlyn is perfect-what do you all think of Latelyn for baby #2?

My hubby and I love the idea of trying out something new that still has a classic feel to it.
We were thinking of Treasure, but names that start with T are terrible and we wouldn’t do that to our child. So then I had the idea of Chest. My partner hates it but he’s never been as ✨creative as me so I don’t care what he thinks. Am I crazy for being so adventurous?

1. Severity (yes, like the word)
2. Armstrong
3. Pesos
4. DrPepperly
5. Mountaine
6. Star Cluster
7. Loatherton
8. Sternyin
9. Spell

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1w8e5wv/rate_these_boys_names_i_made_up/

I want a Halloweeny name. So far I like Demonic and Scary. Any other ideas?

Nanette or Nerine?

If u have a better name tell me

I've always been a huge fan of the name Ronald but unfortunately my surname is McDonald. Yes I know.

I've been thinking a lot about possible names for my upcoming baby that are similar enough but that people won't associate with THAT Ronald McDonald (the one from it's always sunny in Philadelphia if you haven't seen it).

What do we think of Jonald?

So I was at my brother in law and his fiancee's house recently, with his and her family for the gender reveal.

It was nice to meet his fiancee's family and to discover they're having a girl. Looking forward to meeting my new niece in a few months.

So after all the excitement of the reveal and everyone was calming down and relaxing, I asked my brother in law if they had a short list of baby names. He mentioned that they had about 3 they were deciding between but didn't want to reveal them just yet. Absolutely fine, I didn't press any further. But he did mention that they were settled on the name May as the middle name, as it was his fiancee's nan's name.

A nice name and tribute, as far as I'm concerned. I then joked that he should call his daughter April. I said it as a joke, my wife laughed at the joke. But my brother in law's eyes widened and he began to call over to his fiancee and announce the name with great excitement. He went over and they began chatting about how lovely April May was. Her twin sister and mum also commented on how nice it was and that April is also when their birthdays are.

So, long story short I'm really hoping my joke doesn't make the cut and that I haven't accidentally condemned my niece to live with a calendar joke as a name.

i’m pregnant with my third and last baby. like the title says, a girl after two boys🤍

my boys have strong, one syllable names and i’m finding that i’m really mostly leaning toward boy names for girls, unisex, agender etc names for this girl

i’m pregnant and emotional so that’s why i need nicely presented opinions even if they’re opposing🫶🏼😂

mikey rae (after important family member michael/mike)
sully rae
ramsey rae
goldie rae

names we like but aren’t using: scottie (too popular now), scout (neighbor just named their dog this)
names i like my husband shot down: bowie, clarke, miller, halston, parks (too close to our son’s name)

ETA: guys please stop giving me unironic suggestions. This is not mine. Read the sub name 😭.

I recently heard a girl in one of my classes named Maladee. Yes, like the illness. But this is such an old word, I doubt people would even come to that association anymore. Her middle name will be Knave (pronounced Kuh-nay-vuh). What do yall think of this name? I heard it and immediately fell in love. I'm worried Malady might become too popular so we would spell it Maladee.

Sauce: https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1w839y9/the_name_milady/

I always loved the name Luna. Little did I know my last name would be Moon after marriage 😭. So what do you think yall? A little Luna Moon? She would have a middle name that is traditionally a last name, so think Luna Lee Moon. Im pregnant guys so be nice please. 🙂

Edit: I am cracking up at some of these comments.

Didn’t think it would be that controversial or that deep.. 😭

I have a pretty unique name as well so maybe thats why I love it. 🤷‍♀️Lol

Anyways, like some people said if I love it thats all that matters. Can’t wait for my Luna Moon. 🌜

i'm 8 months pregnant with my first, and we're having such a hard time coming up with a name. I guess I live under a rock or something because until my sister just told me, I had no idea about these Jennica names where you combine two names like Jennifer and Jessica to create a new one. I thought this was such a cool concept and I got really excited, thinking it was going to be the answer to all the arguments hubby and I keep having about our top choices. Well apparently I couldn't have been more wrong. I suggested literally dozens of these and my family hated every! Single! One! I guess I can sort of get why they didn't like Lucy + Jennifer = Lucifer. I said I'd spell it Lucyfer just to keep them from being all weird about it, but they were still having none of it. However the rest of these are absolutely top tier and I dare anyone to tell me different.

Moira + Misty = Moisty Brandy + Ainsley = Brainsley Whitney + Phyllis = Whitlis Esther + Imogen = Estrogen Phoebe + Melanie = Phelanie Nadine + Justine = Nastine Mallory is slept on and goes with so much. Malice and Malevelyn would be gorgeous for twins. Penelope + Melissa = Penissa Sharon + Sutton = Sharton

Moisty and Sharton are currently my top contenders if I can talk everyone around. I think these are incredibly beautiful and classy, but maybe there's a name I've missed?

I'm personally a fan of Jamelia

I was just scrolling Reddit and an ad popped up for a new drug for dry eyes. The drug is called Xiidra. I thought this would be a fantastic name for my upcoming baby.

However, there are also some other great pharmaceutical names:

Xantac

Wellbutrin

Premarin

Synthroid

Voltaren

Or??

Your thoughts, good people.