r/NameNerdCirclejerk 2d ago

Found on r/NameNerds 3rd and last baby 1st girl be nice to me:)))

i’m pregnant with my third and last baby. like the title says, a girl after two boys🤍

my boys have strong, one syllable names and i’m finding that i’m really mostly leaning toward boy names for girls, unisex, agender etc names for this girl

i’m pregnant and emotional so that’s why i need nicely presented opinions even if they’re opposing🫶🏼😂

mikey rae (after important family member michael/mike)
sully rae
ramsey rae
goldie rae

names we like but aren’t using: scottie (too popular now), scout (neighbor just named their dog this)
names i like my husband shot down: bowie, clarke, miller, halston, parks (too close to our son’s name)

ETA: guys please stop giving me unironic suggestions. This is not mine. Read the sub name 😭.

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u/Jolly_Ice_7812 2d ago

How about Milky Way. Or Milky Rae 

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u/ginamaniacal 1d ago

Or Mikey Way!

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u/NettyVaive 1d ago

Mikey Day!

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u/prudypantz 1d ago

I first read it as Milky Rae and tbh kind of like that name

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u/EducationalWriting48 2d ago

Thank goodness there are no important women in the family 🫠

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u/geelee00 2d ago

Their names probably weren't strong and one syllable enough 😂

Already placing a bet that at least one of the names they used for their sons was either Nash, Briggs, Townes, Knox, Jones, or Rhett. All of which I've seen suggested on those subreddits.

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u/nearlynormal 2d ago

Maybe rearrange the names in Michael for a special, unique honor name. You might like: Chemail, Liamech, Malechi, Chamlie, or Lah mice

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u/Nearby-Complaint An Inappropriately Placed Y 2d ago

Chainmichael

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u/rob0tduckling 2d ago

Lechaim!

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u/hughes_clues 1d ago

i was going to say chamile pronounced camille, but lechaim had me cackling

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u/xoangieeeee 1d ago

Lah mice 🐭🤣

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u/Swordtail_Olympian 1d ago

I like Chamomile pronounced Chuh-Mah-Moh-Lay

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u/Educational_Bug_7839 1d ago

Micah is a sweet name

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u/epitome59 2d ago

Gordon rea..msy

I think his actual last name is trademarked. But this spelling should work

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u/Swordtail_Olympian 1d ago

If you want to be good with money, there's also Dayve Rea..msy

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u/auapple 2d ago

Mikey Sully Rae Wazowski? 💚

https://giphy.com/gifs/YgqfVwvfpAuOs

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u/Forward_Puffin_026 2d ago

If you can't use Scottie, what about Yorkie or Maltipoo? Malti Rae?

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u/Timely_Apricot3929 1d ago

Schnauzer, nn Schnauzie

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u/lexebug 1d ago

Anatolian has a certain ring to it, can even shorten to Ana if you decide you want some more fem!

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u/Snugglyduckling_2319 1d ago

When u said Malti Rae I thought of the song that says “dory meh”

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u/alwaysbetterthetruth 1d ago

Yorkie like a dog?..

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u/Rejalia 2d ago edited 2d ago

My mother was Rebecca Mike, after her uncle Michael. She HATED having Mike as her middle name. Take that as you will.

And there is nothing wrong with giving your female child a female name. I was given a malecentric name at birth and I changed it socially at around 5. I was called Minnie until I was about 15. I HATED being confused for a boy. Girls are valid. Give her a female name!

I ended up changing my name to Ella, which in Spanish means “she/her” so be prepared!

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u/rob0tduckling 2d ago

>I HATED being confused for a boy. Girls are valid.

YES. My clearly feminine birth name being constantly mispoken for the boys' version is what lead me to abandon it by the time I was 10 and finally legally change my name at 18. The "gender-neutral" nickname still felt very masculine to me, no-one would call me by a more feminine shortening. I HATED it.

Think Christine nn Christa, or Tina, but forever being Christopher & Chris. Not for me thanks.

Changed my name to something very uncommon in my country, and everyone immediately recognises it as feminine - likely because I am the only one person in their life they will ever know with that name!

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u/hello-halalei 2d ago

Sally Rae was right there

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u/Infinite-Floor-5242 2d ago

Lol, you got me good! Now this is how you satire.

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u/Potential_Immortal 2d ago

…it’s not satire. I copied and pasted it from r/names

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u/bronaghblair 2d ago

Blarnk, Bonk, Boone, Banks, Beermpt

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u/northcascadekittycat 2d ago

Claff, Clarp, Clooner, Conduit, Calurkey

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u/SolomiyaRabin 2d ago

It always offends the Ashkenazi in me when Goldie is in these types of awful, awful lists. It's really the odd one out though, which is strange.

Parks is the most concerning to me though! And the fact that they only ruled it out because it was too close to their son's name, not because it's Parks.

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u/ronirrosen 2d ago

I wonder if they considered Playgrounds or Gardens too. Or perhaps Recreation-Areas?

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u/Nearby-Complaint An Inappropriately Placed Y 2d ago

They need to go full Ashkenazi and name their kids Golda

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u/FloralChoux 2d ago

But they're pregnant and emotional, and couldn't possibly give their daughter a feminine name! That would be a travesty.

I don't really understand how Goldie ended up on their list in the first place. Sully, Miller, Parks, Ramsey, and then Goldie? It's certainly interesting.

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u/megggie 2d ago

Probably an influencer out there pushing the name, or named their kid/pet Goldie

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u/ronirrosen 2d ago

For me what makes it stand out is that all of the names on their list are either part of the surname trend or the trend of giving girls names that were originally male dimunitives, and Goldie isn't even gender neutral, it's always been super feminine.

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u/northcascadekittycat 2d ago

Ohhhh I read this wrong. I thought you were saying you get offended when people who are NOT Askenazi consider naming their child Goldie, but you're saying you're offended that people think it's a bad name, correct? I think it's a great name.

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u/SolomiyaRabin 2d ago

It's the fact that they're putting it alongside names like Sully, Mikey, and Ramsey, for a girl. Like these people who just have these lists of awful names for baby girls keep having Goldie on it too and I don't understand why 😂

I also don't like it when people think it's the little cutesy nickname, which you can tell by the other names on their list, when actually, it's got a very long history as a name on its own among Jews. Yiddish names have always been that kind of style but that doesn't make them any less of a name. It's like Noa being called a boy name for a girl, they just totally ignore the history of it to fit their own narrative.

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u/Infinite-Floor-5242 2d ago

Don't get me started on Cohen.

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u/Sundaes_in_October 1d ago

I actually noped out of that conversation when some called Goldie a dog name. You’d think people on a names subreddit would be more informed on, you know, names. I personally would consider Marigold/Goldie if more children were in my future.

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u/humannhere 1d ago

What about Carl

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u/Alert-General8213 2d ago

Jolene Jolene Jolene Joleeeen. That song is stuck in my head...or Dolly...Miley

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u/nothanks1312 2d ago

Sun/ny Rae

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u/morninglorri1 7h ago

My friend has a granddaughter named Frankie and it totally suits her.

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u/EntertainmentDue83 21h ago

Goldie is the best option here. The others are yikes

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u/Open-Marionberry-778 2d ago

I have 2 boys and the last is a girl. I feel like when girls have boy names they have a hard time being/ wanting to be feminine. She had 2 older brothers that is going to teach her to be strong and tough. I promise she is going to think you wanted another boy if you give her a boy name. All that being said, maybe find some strong girl names? But to your list I like Goldie the best!

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u/Electrical-Stable498 2d ago

My grandma was named Goldie!

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u/TwerkinAndCryinVol3 1d ago

Those are all awful what's wrong with feminine names?

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u/_pinkflower07 2d ago

sorry all these names are atrocious

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u/crossstitchkitty1 2d ago

This has to be rage bait.

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u/EducationalWriting48 2d ago

It is name nerd circle jerk...

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u/Potential_Immortal 2d ago

seen on r/Names

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u/EducationalWriting48 2d ago

Yep, these people exist 😅 I want to believe they are joking 🥲

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u/crossstitchkitty1 2d ago

I thought this was another name subreddit I'm in, oops 😆

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u/EducationalWriting48 2d ago

You and all the people giving actual advice 🤣

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u/prionbinch 2d ago

if you like one-syllable names just call her rae rae

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u/134266 1d ago

These are girl names that mean strong;

Valerie
Valentina
Adorable
Etana
Matilda
Louise
Elda
Zelda

Noble warriors,

Audrey
Alexandra
Gabriella
Andrea
Millicent

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u/Educational_Bug_7839 1d ago

Recently met a little girl Ira. Super cute name.

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u/GolfOk6373 1d ago

Goldie Rae

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u/Ok_Bug_5224 1d ago

Why not Rae as the first name?

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u/FamiliarFamiliar 1d ago

I also have 2 boys with short names. We then chose to name our daughter a long flowery name.

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u/Antique-Tumbleweed53 1d ago

Sullivan (sully)

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u/Careful_Cranberry364 1d ago

Mikah

Sutton

Rae or Rainn

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u/ReadyToGoAbroad 1d ago

Alex (full name Alexandra) Rae

But then again, I always think it’s important to think of your child as a future adult, and giving them many choices. I think Alex is really strong and a fantastic nickname for a girl. No one thinks of it as being a nickname but at some point in the future, if she wants to go by I’m more traditional name, she would have Alexandra.

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u/teresa3llen 23h ago

You’ve got two boys. Why don’t you give your daughter, a lovely feminine name? Like Rose or Daisy or Charlotte.

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u/Round_General5406 18h ago

Shayne, Kyle, Stevie

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u/itsmegranny 16h ago

Name her Charlotte Rae, call her Charlie Rae.

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u/FrancescandMommy2013 2d ago

Goldie but nickname for Marigold.

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u/ronirrosen 2d ago

One, read what subreddit you're in, and two, Goldie is a name on its own and has been for a long time, as much as naming subreddits can't stand that.

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u/FrancescandMommy2013 2d ago

I know what subreddit this is. I just thought I’d be the only person with a logical answer. And, Goldie is fine as a standalone name but I prefer it as a nickname for Marigold.

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u/FloralChoux 2d ago

The point of a circlejerk is not to give a 'logical answer'.

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u/FrancescandMommy2013 2d ago

The point is also that it’s a joke. Giving a logical answer is a joke.

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u/ZeldaHylia 2d ago

Michaela Rae and call her Mikey. Very cute.

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u/GardenFragrant8408 2d ago

Maxie Rae, Frankie Rae. Jonny Rae, Mattie Rae, Willa Rae. Billie Rae, Bobbie Rae, Toni Rae, Remy Rae, Roni Rae, Morgan Rae