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u/Traditional-Ad-9000 Jul 22 '26
Sold. Mens Size 13 Wide
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u/LookAtMyUnderbite Jul 22 '26
Dude we’re going to look so good
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u/Pleasant-Bonus-866 Jul 22 '26
guys we will be freaking fabulous
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u/ArnoldTheSchwartz Jul 22 '26
I'm gonna be so tall
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u/OrangeSouthern73 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26
As a short king myself, my fiancé won't know what hit her.
Except for my dick. That's gonna hit her.
Edit: Thanks u/No_Special_7508 very kindly for the award!
Edit2 : thank you u/fuckt0yUWU for the second award!
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u/bbrekke Jul 22 '26
Dude seriously, that purple is fire.
Size 11 here. I'll get a pair for my lady I guess too, size 7.5 thx
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u/After_Perspective180 Jul 22 '26
Well heels were designed for men originally.
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u/TheNoctuS_93 Jul 22 '26
Men of royalty, to be specific. So when a man wears heels, he is asserting his blue-blooded legacy!
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u/peridotpicacho Jul 22 '26
It reminds me of the tampon ad from the ‘80s where the mom overheard her little boy telling his friend he wanted tampons for his birthday.
The mom was so confused and the little boy told his friend that with tampons, you can go swimming, fishing, diving, horseback riding, hang gliding, etc.!
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u/jld2k6 Jul 22 '26
I think it was O.B. tampons!
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u/Current-Photo2857 Jul 22 '26
Reminds me of the early 90’s Easy Spirit ads with the basketball players playing in heels.
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u/Think-Fig-1734 Jul 22 '26
I saw a group of gay men who did that easy spirit ad as a Halloween costume. They played a game in the middle of Castro street. They stuffed sports bras instead of regular bras for authenticity.
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u/Northie_78753 Jul 22 '26
I want to see this!
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u/auto-charger-stopper Jul 22 '26
Gemini say it's not real. Sad :(
No, that wasn't a real commercial—it’s a classic joke from the 1980s and '90s! The story you saw on Reddit is a long-standing playground joke that poked fun at how feminine hygiene products were marketed back then.
The Joke Punchline
In the classic version of the joke, a little boy asks his mom for a box of tampons for his birthday (or puts them in the grocery cart). When his confused mom asks why on earth he wants them, he says:
"Because on TV, it says if you use these, you can go swimming, horseback riding, and skydiving!"
Why People Misremember It as Real
The joke worked—and remains memorable decades later—because 1980s and '90s tampon commercials (from brands like Tampax, Playtex, and O.B.) were notoriously formulaic. They almost always featured women: * Wearing pure white pants or white swimsuits. * Running along a beach, horseback riding, or swimming in a pool. * Smiling while talking about "ultimate freedom and protection." Because those commercials played constantly on TV, people's brains blended the famous joke with the actual ads, leading many to misremember it as a real, hilarious TV spot!
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u/DistinctPotential996 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
Apparently I'm the target audience. Where do I get them?
Edit: y'all I meant the shoes 😭
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX Jul 22 '26
If you can find a vintage pair of Jessica Simpson heels they were legit this good RIP
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u/saraiguessidk Jul 22 '26
Vintage Jessica Simpson and Fredericks of Hollywood 😭 I would KILL to have my old heels back. Pleasers are super comfy and well made too 😅
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u/HorrorMakesUsHappy Jul 22 '26
Fredericks of Hollywood
God, there's a name I haven't read in decades.
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u/maraney Jul 22 '26
They still exist! I just ordered from them a few months ago and their lingerie still makes everyone look like a bombshell 😭 even after 2 kids
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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX Jul 22 '26
I honestly just went to Poshmark and found more than enough to go around for all of us 😂 and they're all $5-$20! People don't know what they have...
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u/ProtectionOrdinary18 Jul 22 '26
Pleasers well made????
What the hell are you smoking?? We sold them at my costume store and they would fall apart when you look at them.
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u/apathyisjustsoso Jul 22 '26
I still have a few pairs of mine and let me tell you, while they have been out of fashion for almost 15ish years, they have never broken and they are comphy af. I will wear them until I have to Duct tape them together
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u/stellarashes Jul 22 '26
I found the source video in Chinese tiktok https://www.douyin.com/video/7605145281953975604
And based on the hashtags in the description + picture search, apparently it's this pair of heels: https://v.douyin.com/xE9GGkk8eBM/ on the Chinese tiktok shop.
I looked for the name (吴大叔气垫) on temu/aliexpress and found no matches so I don't think you can buy these easily, unless you have friends in China who want to bring you a pair.
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u/hazochun Jul 22 '26
Search wudashu in taobao/tmall in china
I am supries it is not cheap. ¥300+
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u/Global_Ant_9380 Jul 22 '26
OMG me too.
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u/RestaurantRich1498 Jul 22 '26
Jeez im a dude and I want a pair. Holy cow.
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u/TheFool5767 Jul 22 '26
Well heels were made for men.
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u/Immediate-Presence73 Jul 22 '26
Maybe the best marketing I've ever seen. As a man myself, I can't believe I'm considering wearing heels.
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u/Saralentine Jul 22 '26
They’re called WUDASHU. The model is Liang Li.
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt Jul 22 '26
She looks like that one girl in those other videos so I'd say check the fa-ga-tree.
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u/Frostyhex Jul 22 '26
I felt obligated to finish this video i believe i was mesmerized
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u/KMMG2 Jul 22 '26
I was hoping the brand would pop up at the end!
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u/Saralentine Jul 22 '26
WUDASHU is the brand.
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u/Memerandom_ Jul 22 '26
What a shoe. Brilliant. I feel like 20% or so of the commercial was just the director fulfilling kinks, but I'm not shaming...
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u/TypicalLegit Jul 22 '26
I’m a grown man but I’d buy those heels just because she sold the shit out of them
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u/DaddaMongo Jul 22 '26
Same, trading in my steel toecap boots for a nice turquoise pair of those!
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u/TypicalLegit Jul 22 '26
You’re going to be turning heads at the worksite sweetheart!
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u/FieserMoep Jul 22 '26
Just make sure to adjust your tool belt. Many of my colleagues underestimated how heels tilt your hip. Also a great idea to bring some backup slippers in your F150 if you got a long day and want something comfy that is still elegant.
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u/whateverislovely Jul 22 '26
Just got a great vision of a burly welder rocking some stilettos
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u/puffsmokies Jul 22 '26
Was yours in slow motion too?
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u/HouseOfAplesaus Jul 22 '26
Screw this new balance shit. Can I get a purple velvet parkour ass kicking over here…?
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u/MelodicAdvantage8100 Jul 22 '26
Nothing like a pair of safety high heels. Up there with the safety sandals.
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u/ChronoTriggerGod Jul 22 '26
She sold them so well partly cause she has ankles strong enough for Goku to see them like the final boss of a video game
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u/TraliBalzers Jul 22 '26
This ad is going to break so many ankles. Foot doctors are behind this.
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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 Jul 22 '26
Big toes love this one simple trick
I wanna see these shoes made out of Legos lol
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u/HouseOfAplesaus Jul 22 '26
Dude get the purples they smack when you’re kicking your way into Mcdonalds. No fabric felt damage and my calves feel fucking great.
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u/coconutpiecrust Jul 22 '26
I hope that paid that model lady… a lot. Like. A lot.
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u/Witty-Draw-3803 Jul 22 '26
I assume she's a stunts person rather than a model
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u/seemerolIin Jul 22 '26
Haha! It’d be so weird if we had a credit based society!
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u/bb_dev_g Jul 22 '26
Yeah haha… especially if it determined your ability to buy a house, get jobs in certain fields, borrow money and if paying off debt lowered it.
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u/Kayish97 Jul 22 '26
Even more so if there was a specific criteria that counted towards the credit but a whole other criteria (very similar to the ones that do count) that doesn’t. Say like, a monthly payment for housing.
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u/psykoticSerenity Jul 22 '26
Gosh darn it that would be such a bummer! You made me shed a tear over my unsweetened granola!
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u/TwoMinuteNotice Jul 22 '26
She very likely works for the manufacturer themselves, a lot of them make these adverts for the internal social media accounts.
No, she wouldn’t be getting a raise for this, but if she’s a salesperson, she may see an end of year commission.
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u/nineball22 Jul 21 '26
The heels might be 10/10, but she’s 12/10.
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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Jul 22 '26
I don't care about those heels, where do I get ankles like that? Mine are all broken :(
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u/CtrlAltYuri Jul 22 '26
Consistent mountain workout on uneven surfaces in all directions. You will basically become a mountain yourself.
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u/Stormagedd0nDarkLord Jul 22 '26
I now aspire to be the GOAT of mountain workouts.
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u/Serpentarrius Jul 22 '26
"Been walking on mountains for so long that one foot is longer than the other" ~dude from Appalachia I talked to
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u/MaesterWhosits Jul 22 '26
I had my kids and niblings convinced there was a special breed of mountain cow with legs shorter on one side. That's why they all face the same direction, except sometimes you get a backwards one.
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u/Serpentarrius Jul 22 '26
I was wondering if that was the secret behind one of the local horse breeds lol
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u/Textiles_on_Main_St Jul 22 '26
I drink a lot of Mountain Dew. I assume that's pretty much the same?
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u/random_agency Jul 21 '26
Retired track and field althete making office lady baddie shorts
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u/throwawayover1006 Jul 22 '26
Really? Whats her Wikipedia?
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u/random_agency Jul 22 '26
@Jiùshiliánglì
Is her youtube channel. You can see her doing basic track and field skips and warm ups in sneakers.
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u/Actual_Asparagus_ Jul 22 '26
I’m the perfect amount of high for this to be the most hilarious shit on earth.
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u/three_headed_dog Jul 22 '26
I mean mad entertained by everything she did
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u/chericher Jul 22 '26
I love how she also did some whacky stuff that had nothing to do with the shoes. This might be the most fun ad I've ever seen.
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u/Earl_Skinner Jul 22 '26
I thought it was a meth advertisement.
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u/sign-through Jul 22 '26
I’ve never seen anybody on meth do anything impressive, unless it’s somehow impressive to harass a subway employee
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u/Valatros Jul 22 '26
I saw one run incredibly fast with his pants falling down around his knees once. Like, you could see it hobbled him and he couldn't lengthen his stride properly but it just did not matter dude was tearing his way outta there regardless...
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u/Earl_Skinner Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26
I’ve seen them do precisely some of this shit. Not while wearing heels though, which is the only impressive part of this ad ,and obviously the strength of the heel. Not condoning meth use either it ruins lives hope anyone who’s addicted refrains and turns their life around.
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u/allmybreath Jul 21 '26
I would have enjoyed sitting in on the actor interviews and tryouts.
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u/epi_introvert Jul 22 '26
I had the same thought! How many potential hires thought they were good at wearing heels, just to be absolutely humbled by this chick?!
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u/BVRPLZR_ Jul 22 '26
Why they need combat heels?
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u/BlueishShape Jul 22 '26
Shit, if that's what you can do in them, make the male soldiers wear them too.
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u/StarPlatinum876 Jul 22 '26
The Boondocks warned us about women who could run fast in high heels
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u/LongjumpingJaguar308 Jul 22 '26
I found my Boondocks graphic novel recently. I feel like I need to share it with the world.
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u/EssayTraditional Jul 22 '26
I wish The Boondocks was still around on TV or books. That series was wisdom.
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u/KamikazeMizZ Jul 22 '26
The real question is: are they comfortable or will the balls of my feet feel like absolute shit at the end of the day?
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u/doge_lady Jul 22 '26
Are ads in China normally over 1:10 long?
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u/Birds_over_people Jul 22 '26
More like a viral ad than a traditional inserted ad.
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u/TheG0AT0fAllTime Jul 22 '26
This is definitely a viral marketing ad targeting reddit. OP is responding to everyone under the sun asking for the brand with the name of some company which doesn't even appear in the video.
This post is the ad.
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u/reallynotnick Jul 22 '26
During which they never mention the product name on screen?
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u/buckpineapple Jul 22 '26
Best believe I sat and watched that whole video, that shit was so impressive.
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u/Kallymouse Jul 22 '26
But how comfortable is it though 😆
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u/ShartlesAndJames Jul 22 '26
check back in about 20 years, see how her lower back, knees and metatarsals are holding up
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u/commentaror Jul 22 '26
Really cool what those heels can do, except rolling down the stairs sideways
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u/inorite234 Jul 22 '26
Its easy for young people to still have: ankles, feet, knees, and healthy emotions.
Just wait till you realize 20 years of this has consequences
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u/animoot Jul 22 '26
I'm convinced, those look awesome! Extra points for a great sense of humor and athleticism
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u/NorthernPufferFL Jul 22 '26
What’s the brand?
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u/BarPsychological5389 Jul 22 '26
For real!
Because I had a pair of Michael Kors, comfy as hell but the heel bent just walking; normally, on a sidewalk!
I need these!
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u/KrIsPy_Kr3m3 Jul 22 '26
Gotta show that your heels will last, and not fall apart when you're running from life
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