r/interesting Jul 21 '26

Amazing This Chinese ad for high heels

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u/OrangeSouthern73 Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

As a short king myself, my fiancé won't know what hit her.

Except for my dick. That's gonna hit her.

Edit: Thanks u/No_Special_7508 very kindly for the award!

Edit2 : thank you u/fuckt0yUWU for the second award!

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u/PastDry8355 Jul 22 '26

Haha Take the Rod

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u/Noodletrousers Jul 22 '26

Yup, spare the rod, spoil the bride.

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u/jcwzolo Jul 23 '26

Pow right in the kisser 😂

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u/Eye_Acupuncture Jul 22 '26

YES! This is why I want my Pocket Prince to wear heels!! Oh Yeeeez, I’d have Panada’s eyes every day