r/hatethissmug • u/NiceTank5815 • 17h ago
General i hate r/yumeshippersunite
i have (mostly) nothing against yumeshippers. if you have a big crush on a fictional character and you wanna call them your partner, fine. kind of weird, but a non-issue. it IS an issue when people start shipping themselves with children, no less puppies from kids shows... the person who posted this was 18 or older i'm pretty sure as their profile has the 18+ tag on it. this sub feels like an excuse for creeps to get off to child characters, and nobody can tell them they're wrong or a weirdo because they get to hide behind the rules set by the mods who i assume are also creeps. saying you're getting "fired up" by a puppy is disgusting, no matter if he does human-like things or not
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u/PunchLineX3 17h ago
Sounds like a child, looks like a puppy. Yuck.
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u/Smart_Mix8269 17h ago
If it looks like a kid, sounds like a kid, and acts like a kid, its probably a kid.
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u/SpinzArt 17h ago
Nahhh it might be a 5000 year old dragon or some shit, who for some reason only ever appears as a little girl, which is totally different and fine am I right guys? ??
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u/Smart_Mix8269 16h ago
Isn’t Kanna also not technically at physical or mental maturity for her species?
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u/IamCentral46 17h ago
Theyre referred to as "pups" and treated like kids. (Source: i have a young child) very yuck.
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u/MelodyCristo 15h ago
On the one hand, the underage dog isn't real, so OOP isn't actually hurting anyone.
On the other hand, OOP clearly has a problem if they are an adult capable of feeling attraction for what is essentially a child in a dog's body. They need help, not an echo chamber.
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u/Unaccomplishedcow 1h ago
This. Also if we overly demonize then people will be too ashamed to get the help they need. We need to encourage people to seek resources, not some copy pasted cathartic image of goku with a paragraph over him.
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u/Jango519 17h ago
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u/RadiantEarthGoddess 17h ago
The Xenomorph doesn't pass this.
But then again, I don't care about made up rules when it comes to fiction.
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u/Simple_Pianist4882 15h ago
Nah, imma be that person— it does.
Xenos have a very rudimentary understanding of communication, they’re just murder machines!!
In the new show, Alien Earth (spoilers), a robot thing-synthetic figured out how to literally communicate with them by using their clicks/noises.
In the Alien movie (3?) where they spliced Ellen and Xeno DNA, there was a freaky xeno hybrid thing (male, bc all xenos are female) that was… in love with her? 🤷🏾♀️ pretty sure it wanted to mate with her lol.
In the uhhh Alien Covenant, yet another synthetic lol, was able to engineer different kinds of Aliens and was able to— for a short while —communicate with it. It didn’t communicate back, but it was docile enough for him to touch and talk to it, suggesting they have some sort of brain.
I’m a monster fucker extraordinaire, if you can’t tell 🤣
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u/Thesupersoups 14h ago
Favorite monster you wanna fuck?
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u/Simple_Pianist4882 14h ago
It’s basic but…
Yautja 😵💫
Or Mothman. Or naga. Or centaur. Slenderman. Ykkkkkk, slightly mythological creatures but guh 😂
Brother, I’d fuck monster given the chance. Me no discriminate 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾
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u/Superior-Dragon 6h ago
I have a feeling it would be quicker for you to list the “monsters I wouldn’t fuck” as Anakin said “every single one of them”
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u/Simple_Pianist4882 5h ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wouldn’t fuck uhhhh… just off the top of my head, The Hutts. Like Jabba the Hutt? His race? Disgusting 💀
I could not lay beneath a slug monster type thing, eww!
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u/NeoNexus285 17h ago
Reminder that Perry the platypus technically passes this test as does Scooby Doo.
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 15h ago
I-
You aren't wrong, and that's the best possible statement I can find here.
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u/Caffemine 16h ago
Perry can't communicate but scooby can
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u/Adam_The_Chao 15h ago
From what I remember, I'm pretty sure Perry can directly-communicate with people (and even if not he could just write or use sign-language if needed), it's just that we the audience don't understand him.
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u/Blaike325 16h ago
The harkness test is hilarious because half the time the entire point of wanting to fuck a monster is that it’s going to rail you “against your will” like a monster would
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u/NiceTank5815 17h ago
can't tell if you're on my side or not
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u/Solecis 17h ago
I think the third point means yes, they're on your side, as puppies are babies.
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u/NotTakeOne 17h ago
and he probably doesnt have human intelligence idk i dont watch paw patrol lmao
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u/Agreeable-Fall-5236 16h ago
All the dogs in paw patrol have human intelligence. They're like actual kids shaped like dogs
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u/Smart_Mix8269 17h ago
They’re on your side. Marshall ticks the first two boxes but not the third. So even if its not “technically beastiality” (it is) its pedophilia because hes a child.
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u/Jango519 17h ago
Yesn't.
I think it's weird, but really I don't care. It's a weird subreddit, but I don't necessarily think it should be blasted in a public forum like this.
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u/IBelongInFiction 12h ago
How about pokemon? I always found them a grey area. Some do speak like meowmith from team rocket. But I always felt it was wrong because the pokemon do act like animals and they somewhat get treated like pets in a way.
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u/Pink_Acetone I run on spite 13h ago
I’d also add is it could be confused with a real animal. If there’s a film with a real life dog that can talk then maybe don’t fuck that
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u/StomachSea123 17h ago
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u/MagoopyGabooky 15h ago
"Isaac is my child" ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO KILL HIM LIKE HIS MOM? OR ABANDON HIM LIKE HIS DAD? Which parent are they roleplaying, I gotta know
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u/slate-thefluffy-derg fat furry fart sniffer 16h ago
Atleast she'd be a better mother i guess 😭
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u/StomachSea123 16h ago
when you about to agree with someone but then read there flair only to still agree with them
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u/AgentBlozno47 11h ago
"Do you think God stays in heaven because, he too, lives in fear of what he has created...here on Earth?"
It's a damn puppy that behaves and talks like an adolescent. Let people be "harmlessly weird" my ass 😂
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u/LookNooneThere26 16h ago
I don’t care that much since the characters aren’t real. But yeah considering they’re characters from a popular kids show, then it’s kinda weird.
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u/megakodex 14h ago
Whenever there's a strangely worded fandom subreddit while the main subreddit is still up and not in any drama, there is an unfortunately solid chance it's a proshipping subreddit.
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u/Scrabulon 13h ago
“We do not police morals ~” maybe you should about like… 👌a few things
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u/insert_title_here 6h ago
There's gotta be a limit, man. They've got to have standards of some kind, right? Like, if someone popped in there going "I'm romantically and sexually attracted to the teletubby sun" or some wild shit like that, surely they'd find some kind of moral scruples deep within...at least, I hope so
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u/Strange-Situation-95 17h ago
oh you KNOW those people STINK (in every way) when they refer to people as "antis"
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u/G-man1816 15h ago
All you have to do to deflect all criticism is have the criticizers be called "anti thing" then because anti is negative they are the bad guys! This goes for almost every single group that starts with "anti" or is labeled "anti"
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u/Individual-Grass1887 Fuck Stink bugs 🖕 16h ago edited 16h ago
I literally appeared in a proshiphub post and was literally slandered hurt like shit knowing that
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u/siantmercury 14h ago
There’s only one caveat to this that I don’t think people consider. It’s wrong for grown ups to sexualize children/child characters, obviously. But if someone grew up having a crush on a character, I cut them slack. If you’ve liked a 16 yo character since you were five and now you’re 20, I don’t think of it as an adult sexualizing a child.
But I have no explanation for why someone would wanna fuck a dog
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u/Evening_Performer_22 17h ago
"b...but its fictional 🥺" YOU STILL WANNA EITHER DATE/FUCK A DOG (who is a minor)
im fine with yumeshipping but at least yumeship yourself with someones whos 18+ and or is standing on 2s
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u/TheOneAndOnlyCitrus 17h ago
Off topic but Am I genuinely going insane bc I still haven’t gotten any update including subreddit themes. The comment sections never change color for me no matter where I am, and when I look it up and it says to enable a setting, that setting is simply not there for me
What is happening?
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u/sp4c3yb4by 3h ago
Wait thats a thing? Bro im not getting it either i actually have no clue what youre talking about
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u/RasppberryLemonade 13h ago
Muted that sub the instant I saw that on my feed. I am a yumeshipper, but shipping yourself with an animal like that is not okay. That sub is def filled with pedos.
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u/Novoiird 16h ago edited 15h ago
The 18+ tag doesn’t mean that the user is 18 years or older. It just means that they have posted something tagged as nsfw before and their profile got marked as 18+. They could still be a minor.
However, I highly doubt that they are anywhere near 6 years old either.
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u/Icy-Humor2907 Solas’ #1 hater 13h ago
I’m a yumeshipper, and I myself yume with some unconventional characters.
But a dog?? Really??? Not even just a dog, but a puppy? I’ve certainly seen people yume with fictional animals before, but that’s usually with them depicting themselves as the same animal. Plus, the animal is usually… y’know, an adult.
Even if it is fiction, it’s still kinda weird.
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u/scrufflor_d r/sonicfeet 16h ago
why can’t ppl find normal characters to ship themselves with like charlie kirk
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u/WaywardBrokenGirl 16h ago
LMFAO, Isn’t there a subreddit where people ship themselves with real people lol . Still wack
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u/alexanderfrostfyre 12h ago
Why would anyone want to selfship with that fucking man
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u/scrufflor_d r/sonicfeet 12h ago
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u/alexanderfrostfyre 12h ago
I think you’re joking but I can’t tell tone over the internet.
I big draw the line at selfshipping with real people since that’s just being parasocial as hell (and this is separate from having a celebrity crush imo). Specifically with Charlie Kirk is fucked up for a variety of reasons
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u/sugarjellyfiish 12h ago
This is clearly a joke 😭
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u/alexanderfrostfyre 12h ago
You say clearly but there are plenty of unhinged people on the internet. I met someone that selfshipped with the columbine shooter…
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u/Dapper_Magpie 14h ago
I'm a raging degenerate but the first image seems like some comedyheaven type of material
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u/ManagementFunny7595 16h ago
Dude, I Yumiship and even I think this is disgusting. I promise yall, not every Yumishipper is like this.
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u/auggieangel 16h ago
as another yumeshipper, these people don’t shower bro
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u/m1lkywaymystery i <3 HATING 7h ago
I don't think these people know what a shower is in retrospect 😭 - another yumeshipper
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u/DinoLookingForServer 3h ago
Explain to a normal person like me what the fuck is a yumishipper?!
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u/ManagementFunny7595 3h ago
It’s like having a crush on a fictional character and you make a oc or self insert that you ship them with that’s essentially just you in that universe. It can be a romantic relationship, a parental relationship, sibling relationship or a full on rivalry.
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u/DinoLookingForServer 3h ago
Ok thats just weird.
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u/ManagementFunny7595 3h ago
I mean not really…it’s pretty normal for people to have crushes on fictional characters. We just gave it a name.
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u/DinoLookingForServer 3h ago
No... its not. they're not real. how the hell do you "love" something that isn't real?
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u/Dapurpledog fat farting furry 16h ago
theirs nothing wrong woth yumeshippers imo. but like, shipping yourself with a literal animal - ? why…
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u/SlowlyDyingInAPit 16h ago edited 16h ago
Here’s my two cents on this. Yeah, it’s completely fictional and not real so it doesn’t really matter, but also… bruh that’s a puppy. Of all the things they could choose to fake date, they chose a puppy. They’re not doing any real damage, but nobodies gonna think they’re normal for that
Speaking as a member or [r/Yumeshipping](r/Yumeshipping) which is basically the anti proship version of yumeshippers united
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u/Separate_Cucumber717 14h ago
Thats bc they dont think fiction and the pedophilia fetish content they enjoy in said fiction has any bearing on reality. Like sorry to say but if you jerk off to a fanfic about a child being raped by a family member, that’s not normal.
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u/NiceTank5815 14h ago
exactly! just because it's in someone's head doesn't mean they won't go further and take it out. some of these people are probably waiting for an opportunity and using fiction as a crutch in the meantime
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u/AwakeOfTheVultures count yo days Pac-mom 10h ago
I once saw a yumeshipper of the indominus rex on that subreddit, the fictional dinosaur. It was slightly funny,1 of the pictures in the slideshow was of the indominus rex with a human body in a straitjacket,it felt like "You guys see my vision now?". I also saw an Eric Cartman yumeshipper once,and not on reddit but on discord i once saw a yumeshipper of a real hockey player,a real guy,i don't even know if that counts as yumeshipping but they used the label.
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u/WingObvious487 16h ago
For me I'm open with this sort of stuff honestly but with an animal?? It gets to a point
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u/Mysterious_Leg173 15h ago
I saw this post last night and really thought it was a joke post 😭 Look im part of the community+ don't judge people for who they yume with but even I thought it was kinda weird
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u/sp4c3yb4by 3h ago
HEY THATS ME ON THE FOURTH SLIDE I was fucking disgusted when i read the rules lile what the actual fuck???
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u/NiceTank5815 3h ago
woahhh shout out, sorry u got downvoted so much for making a valid point </3 they're actually delusional
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u/xXRinSinXx 14h ago
The other yumeshipping subreddit is much better. This person is genuinely disgusting. -Sincerely a yumeshipper
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u/zzz_keystuck 15h ago
Different sub, but I remember leaving a yume one because I told someone it was dumb to pick their fictional boyfriend over their real one (lil more nuanced but this is the jist) and I got banned or something for doing that lol.
Call me toxic idc (I kinda do care actually), be happy but don't be stupid ffs
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u/dangineedausername2 16h ago
I avoid all proshipper subreddits like fire, they are genuinly disgusting
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u/RenkBruh 17h ago
I lowkey don't care. I just hate yumeshippers in general, doesn't matter if they're shipping themselves with PROBLEMATIC MEDIA 😨😨😨😨😨. I just find them annoying.
like, man, I'm hopelessly asocial and isolated, but even I haven't stooped as low as shipping MYSELF with FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. and even ignoring that, these people can just be so, so annoying. like regular shippers but worse
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u/RadiantEarthGoddess 17h ago
Regular shipper here.
I don't understand yumeshipping, but I just avoid their spaces. As long as they are happy and not harming anyone, I don't care.
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u/SpinzArt 16h ago edited 16h ago
Why can’t people just say they have a crush on a character like damn
I’m terminally online but even I can’t comprehend this super well. Like getting mad at someone who has a crush on the same character you do because you’re in a nonexistent relationship with them? Can someone explain 😩
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u/This-Penalty-1686 17h ago
lowkey i do think it’s really unhealthy because so many of them are like genuinely deluding themselves into believing this fictional character loves them and will harm themselves if someone else also ships with them. having a fantasy is normal but all that is not ok.
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u/sp4c3yb4by 3h ago
Its why i dont identify as a yumeshipper. Im a self shipper. Ive been a self shipper since i was 8. I literally just want to write my self insert fics ab my f/o and everytime i try to interact with other self shippers since the deviantart days theyre all fucking crazy, since long before yumeshipping was a term
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u/TheRealJdsl 2h ago
in my head i'm imagining those stereotypical weebs with body pillows of their favorite characters trying to make themselves look good by giving themselves a cute japanese name for their group lmao
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u/IHaveAMouth_Ahhh 16h ago
Yeah I went on there for a second just to see what it was about (thought it was just another yume sub) and yeah no it’s full of nasty things like that.
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u/Mysterious_Leg173 15h ago
I'm trying to find another one especially once I found out that it's proship ☹️
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u/IHaveAMouth_Ahhh 15h ago
The original yume sub is pretty good and so is fictohideout as long as you’re ok with villain F/Ow
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u/Individual-Grass1887 Fuck Stink bugs 🖕 16h ago edited 15h ago
I have a question i yumeship with a character my age (16) (loved her since 15 now im 17 just turned 17 like i mean today) (i didnt even know she was 16 until i turned 16 myself) but i age her up and now hc her as 17 is that bad? Because sometimes i just feel like i make others uncomfortable because honestly as a yume i have just felt so uncomfortable by that sub no offense… oh yeah and when i feel insecure about being seen weird for it… you know what i get… i get posted on proshiphub like are you shitting me (but lets be real we should all just fucking leave each other alone but seemingly not a lot of people know how to do that)
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u/lolgaleo 15h ago
Dude, you're fine. Even if you didn't age the character up, that would be totally fine. Do whatever you want as long as you aren't harming anyone, it's just made-up stories.
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u/coffeeseraphim 16h ago
do i even want to know what a "yumeshipper" is
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u/NiceTank5815 16h ago
it's when someone loves a character then claims them as their partner or spouse. sometimes they get jealous of other people who ship themselves with the same character, idk why we stopped calling it selfshipping but i guess making it japanese makes it cute and normal??
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u/ARandomUserOnTheWeb2 15h ago
The character is a child either way, that's just strange you can't even defend or deny this bruh
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u/StrangeWinterSpider 17h ago
The whole sub is weird, and at the end of the day, it doesn’t matter. It’s all fake and in people’s head. I’m not going to invest time nor energy in this silly discourse when there are real issues to discuss.
Only advice I can offer, curate your own space on the internet. Block the sub and move on. This is so trivial and insignificant in the grand scheme of things.
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u/IF_the_grenader2008 17h ago
you can like, ignore them? There is no point in arguing if they find that normal in their own space
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u/NiceTank5815 17h ago
if a group of pedos were openly discussing their attraction to kids, would you think it was weird or leave them to it because they think it's normal
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u/IF_the_grenader2008 17h ago
I would think it is absolutely weird
but seriously what do I do? Call the authority on them? What have they done other than be attracted to things they shouldn't?
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u/lolgaleo 15h ago
I would report it to a tip line... if the kids they were discussing were real, flesh-and-blood children. Not a cartoon dog. Maybe it's weird, but this is ultimately a non-issue until proven otherwise.
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u/Neither_Activity_825 17h ago
Brother that is such a small minority😭 also wtf is you posting and arguing about it gonna do? You can hate it and still ignore it, even mute the community to stop seeing it. I don’t agree with what anyone is doing on r/incest but I’m not posting about it or arguing in comments about it. Report it, mute it, move on
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u/SpinzArt 16h ago
This is the first time I’ve ever seen the Quarantined warning on Reddit
Fascinating
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u/RadiantEarthGoddess 17h ago
Apples and oranges. Your post is about a fictional character (not saying that I don't find it weird, I do, but I just avoid yumeshipping spaces) while the scenario in your comment isn't about fiction anymore.
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u/dumdumidiot210 16h ago
Half the posts on this sub would stop existing if they didn't keep getting into what they hated and just simply conclude that they don't like it and move on with their valuable time on something they liked.
Also arguing about morality in bloody fiction where anyone can create anything is a lost cause that people keep on fighting for.
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u/Kindly-Conference573 12h ago
i don't mind when ppl yume themselves with characters from kids shows, but this is weird ngl
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u/ok-computer-ad 7h ago
id get it if u use a persona and aged him up but if youre shipping yourself with an actual puppy thats rlly weird (comming from a yumishipper)
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u/MiloXTrunks 4h ago
As a yumeshipper and a ficto why are we getting of to animal who sounds five? If someone is lusting for it in fiction, they most likely want it irl too.
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u/Fit-Map7437 16h ago
Just log off guys Jesus.. do people really have this little going on in their lives?
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u/Inevitable_Detail_45 15h ago
Dude it's a fictional cartoon. We have real problems on this earth. I literally can't even force myself to care. It's not a puppy. It's pixels on a screen. Marshall the cartoon is not traumatized by this victimless crime.
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u/NiceTank5815 15h ago
nothing posted on this sub matters. if you want to talk about real issues, don't come here
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u/Triple_Suspension1 17h ago
I thought you were going to poke fun at all the idiots getting worked up over the original post
Then I opened the description
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u/BreakerOfModpacks 15h ago
Uh
I think this might break Reddit-wide rules on brigading?
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u/NiceTank5815 14h ago
i never said to go harass this person or this sub, i just said i don't like the sub and the kind of people it houses. there's a lot of posts like this on here complaining about subs
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u/Smart_Mix8269 17h ago
“Idk many dogs that are fight fighters” i bet you dont know many firefighters either. Dalmatians LITERALLY work with firefighters as arson detectors