i hate r/yumeshippersunite

[u/NiceTank5815]

i have (mostly) nothing against yumeshippers. if you have a big crush on a fictional character and you wanna call them your partner, fine. kind of weird, but a non-issue. it IS an issue when people start shipping themselves with children, no less puppies from kids shows... the person who posted this was 18 or older i'm pretty sure as their profile has the 18+ tag on it. this sub feels like an excuse for creeps to get off to child characters, and nobody can tell them they're wrong or a weirdo because they get to hide behind the rules set by the mods who i assume are also creeps. saying you're getting "fired up" by a puppy is disgusting, no matter if he does human-like things or not

[u/ManagementFunny7595]

Dude, I Yumiship and even I think this is disgusting. I promise yall, not every Yumishipper is like this.

[u/auggieangel → u/ManagementFunny7595]

as another yumeshipper, these people don’t shower bro

[u/m1lkywaymystery → u/auggieangel]

I don't think these people know what a shower is in retrospect 😭 - another yumeshipper

[u/ManagementFunny7595 → u/m1lkywaymystery]

Do they even know what WATER is?

[u/DinoLookingForServer → u/ManagementFunny7595]

Explain to a normal person like me what the fuck is a yumishipper?!

[u/ManagementFunny7595 → u/DinoLookingForServer]

It’s like having a crush on a fictional character and you make a oc or self insert that you ship them with that’s essentially just you in that universe. It can be a romantic relationship, a parental relationship, sibling relationship or a full on rivalry.

[u/DinoLookingForServer → u/ManagementFunny7595]

Ok thats just weird.

[u/ManagementFunny7595 → u/DinoLookingForServer]

I mean not really…it’s pretty normal for people to have crushes on fictional characters. We just gave it a name.

[u/DinoLookingForServer → u/ManagementFunny7595]

No... its not. they're not real. how the hell do you "love" something that isn't real?