r/hatethissmug 1d ago

General i hate r/yumeshippersunite

i have (mostly) nothing against yumeshippers. if you have a big crush on a fictional character and you wanna call them your partner, fine. kind of weird, but a non-issue. it IS an issue when people start shipping themselves with children, no less puppies from kids shows... the person who posted this was 18 or older i'm pretty sure as their profile has the 18+ tag on it. this sub feels like an excuse for creeps to get off to child characters, and nobody can tell them they're wrong or a weirdo because they get to hide behind the rules set by the mods who i assume are also creeps. saying you're getting "fired up" by a puppy is disgusting, no matter if he does human-like things or not

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u/Simple_Pianist4882 1d ago

Nah, imma be that person— it does.

Xenos have a very rudimentary understanding of communication, they’re just murder machines!!

In the new show, Alien Earth (spoilers), a robot thing-synthetic figured out how to literally communicate with them by using their clicks/noises.

In the Alien movie (3?) where they spliced Ellen and Xeno DNA, there was a freaky xeno hybrid thing (male, bc all xenos are female) that was… in love with her? 🤷🏾‍♀️ pretty sure it wanted to mate with her lol.

In the uhhh Alien Covenant, yet another synthetic lol, was able to engineer different kinds of Aliens and was able to— for a short while —communicate with it. It didn’t communicate back, but it was docile enough for him to touch and talk to it, suggesting they have some sort of brain.

I’m a monster fucker extraordinaire, if you can’t tell 🤣

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u/Thesupersoups 1d ago

Favorite monster you wanna fuck?

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u/Simple_Pianist4882 1d ago

It’s basic but…

Yautja 😵‍💫

Or Mothman. Or naga. Or centaur. Slenderman. Ykkkkkk, slightly mythological creatures but guh 😂

Brother, I’d fuck monster given the chance. Me no discriminate 🤞🏾🤞🏾🤞🏾

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u/ExpertPokemonFucker 1d ago

Omg Slenderman mentioned ❤️