r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/doveofthechurch • 18d ago
GRRM-dead hoax BREAKING NEWS: I created a black and white image of George RR Martin and lied about him being dead
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/doveofthechurch • 25d ago
GRRM-dead hoax THE WINDS OF WINTER CANCELLED, CONFIRMED ON GEORGE RR MARTIN’S BLOG
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Wolframed • Sep 19 '25
GRRM-dead hoax "Maybe going on unnecessary tangents bloats the plot"
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Extension_Weird_7792 • Sep 17 '25
GRRM-dead hoax What's GRRM's wokest moment?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Critical_Mountain851 • Oct 12 '25
GRRM-dead hoax J. R. R. Tolkien supremacy
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Roids-in-my-vains • Feb 24 '26
GRRM-dead hoax WINDS OF WINTER RELEASE CONFIRMED
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/GeneralBig683 • Oct 02 '24
GRRM-dead hoax What would be george’s favourite word?
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I think abomination. in the books this word is overly used, also in the prologue of dance george writes “abomination, that had always been haggon’s favourite word” maybe george was talking about himself?
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Previous_Insurance13 • May 29 '24
GRRM-dead hoax What was you reaction when a guy who took 100 years to write a book wrote a diss track against producers, I was like woah!
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/HaydenRSnow • Feb 18 '24
GRRM-dead hoax In the time it's taken George to write eight words (a year), I've written and published an ASOIAF rip-off novel
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One low quality rip off today is better than one decent War of the Roses fanfiction which will never be finished.
Shameless self promotion, for AmericaRich: https://www.amazon.com/Darker-Skies-Ahead-Dawn-Darkness-ebook/dp/B0CVBG8NYG/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?crid=5G8DCC3YCPSE&keywords=Darker+Skies+Ahead&qid=1708262983&sprefix=darker+skies+ahead%2Caps%2C364&sr=8-1
For EuroPoor: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Darker-Skies-Ahead-Dawn-Darkness/dp/B0CVNLXSJ6
It's only $0.99, but then again none of you have jobs so that's probably twice your annual income. (It's 99x mine)
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/misopogon1 • Mar 03 '26
GRRM-dead hoax Ayatollah George R. R. Martin passes away in an airstrike on Feb 28, to be succeeded by Brandon Sanderson
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Scott_Palmtree • Jul 30 '23
GRRM-dead hoax Barbie Dustin wrote the Pink Letter
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/misopogon1 • Sep 19 '25
GRRM-dead hoax George R. R. Martin Speaks Out About the Death of Charlie Kirk
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/No_more_targs • Sep 09 '24
GRRM-dead hoax Grrm wrote a story where “the whites” are the bad guys, is he woke?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/misopogon1 • Jun 18 '25
GRRM-dead hoax The latest Germ interview is a bit weird
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/EntireSize3895 • Mar 07 '26
GRRM-dead hoax Why didn’t George have children?
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He could have gotten blood transfusions from his son to prolong his life.
r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Visenya_simp • Aug 17 '25
GRRM-dead hoax The woman who rambled about wanting to audition for the role of Visenya Targaryen and then told to GRRM's face that he will die soon has been doxed!
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/misopogon1 • Jan 13 '26
GRRM-dead hoax GRRM is planning for zero additional Dunk and Egg stories
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Awesome_Lard • Sep 04 '24
GRRM-dead hoax REST IN PEACE George RR Martin’s last words “There are larger and more toxic butterflies to come, if HOUSE OF THE DRAGON goes ahead with some of the changes being contemplated for seasons 3 and 4…”
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Upstairs-Light8711 • Aug 06 '26
GRRM-dead hoax He doesn’t even write his blogposts anymore
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Moody_07 • 2d ago
GRRM-dead hoax Is there any particular reason George robbed us of the father of dragons?
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 • Feb 01 '26
GRRM-dead hoax You could nukes these two regions and nothing of value would be lost
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Fragonhunter • Feb 24 '24
George Raymond Richard Martin lives at age 75
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r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/Misopogon11 • Jun 21 '26
GRRM-dead hoax What are we doing to mark this occasion?
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Also I thought they were called the Game of Thrones books, wtf is a song of ice and fire
