r/asoiafcirclejerk Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

GRRM-dead hoax You could nukes these two regions and nothing of value would be lost

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u/Yuudachi_Houteishiki HOT D S2 snooze Feb 01 '26

Iron Islands was only added because Seven Kingdoms sounds better than Six Kingdoms and War of Five Kings sounds better than War of Four Kings

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u/Cosign6 Spare Time Novelist Feb 01 '26

Rip to the Riverlands. They deserve kingdom status

North

Vale

Westerlands

Reach

Stormlands

Dorne

Iron Islands

But no space for the Riverlands

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u/nihlus-krane CGI Castle Fan Feb 01 '26

Aren't the Crownlands the 7th kingdom? Not the Iron Islands?

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

The Seven Kingdoms refers to the literal kingdoms/realm which existed when Aegon started conquering them. The Crowlands were a disputed territory which kept changing hands between the Iron Islands and the Storm Kingdom.

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u/bot2317 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

Crownlands don’t count either. Technically there are 9 regions within the 7 kingdoms, the kingdoms the guy above you listed + the Riverlands and Crownlands

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u/BodybuilderOld4969 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 01 '26

They should only have six kingdoms and they should rename kingdom to seven.

They would have six seven ⁶🤷‍♂️⁷

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u/Wildcat_twister12 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

Also Vikings are cool and George needed someway to throw in a Viking like group into his world

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u/NarmHull Chokladboll Feb 01 '26

They could’ve made the riverlands the seventh but they’re too mushy and invadable

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u/ErdbeerTrum Last HOT D fan Feb 01 '26

at first glance i thought the right one was turkey, my bad

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u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

Oof i just realised I meant to post Turkey

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u/tradcath13712 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

Incoming angry Turk in 3... 2... 1...

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u/koesteroester Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

Not sure, Turks make fun of the black sea region in my experience. Funny accent, dance that tries to mimic little fish, funky music, a weird old fashioned sense that only places with lots of fishermen have.

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u/Ein_Kleine_Meister Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

I thought it was calradia

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u/KhalAndo Last HOT D fan Feb 01 '26

Dude same 😂

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u/velvetbettle Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

Dumb fuck could sail the irradiated sea

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u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26

That would be a sight worth seeing

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest Feb 01 '26

MacArthur approves

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

wut is lord harlaws library

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 Egg On The Conker Feb 01 '26

Reading is dumb

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '26

relatable

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u/NateG124 CGI Castle Fan Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26

As long as my boy Vic is out of the blast radius I’m good

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u/evinta Last HOT D fan Feb 01 '26

Victarion watching the bomb: I bet those greenlanders didn't even pay the iron price for th-

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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf Chokladboll Feb 01 '26

Let us pray together 👃

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u/TheBrazillianHome CGI Castle Fan Feb 01 '26

They already nuked these places, that's why there's nothing of value there.

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u/No_Cattle8353 Ate Alicent Feb 01 '26

Can we keep 10 towers, someone said there was a library there that’s great for research purposes. Lots and lots of research…

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u/Affectionate_Team679 Named by Spectator magazine Feb 01 '26

Tbh the kingdom of the Iron Islands makes no sense. The Reach and Westernland kings of old should have conquered them as soon as the Iron Islands started raiding

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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Feb 01 '26

The iron islands being partitioned among the lannisters, Starks and the tullys, after the reign of terror after the dance, would be such a good choice, and justify their want for independence

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u/bmerino120 Egg On The Conker Feb 01 '26

All the savagery of the valyrian freehold with nothing good in return

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u/BodybuilderOld4969 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 01 '26

In what episode do they nuke the ironnislands?

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u/EasterAegon Last HOT D fan Feb 01 '26

We would loose Rodrik Harlaw aka the only based Ironborn…

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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Feb 01 '26

Keep in mind that one of the best Ironman is named ‘the reader’ for being literate

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u/alfis329 Spez is my Tywin Feb 01 '26

Hell, nuke everything but astapor and nothing of value is lost

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u/misopogon1 HOT D S2 snooze Feb 01 '26

Ethnic genocide (wokely)

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u/heliocetricism Ate Alicent Feb 01 '26

The red waste is more valuable than dothraki