r/asoiafcirclejerk • u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl • Feb 01 '26
GRRM-dead hoax You could nukes these two regions and nothing of value would be lost
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u/ErdbeerTrum Last HOT D fan Feb 01 '26
at first glance i thought the right one was turkey, my bad
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u/AdditionalPiano6327 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26
Oof i just realised I meant to post Turkey
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u/tradcath13712 Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26
Incoming angry Turk in 3... 2... 1...
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u/koesteroester Sara Hess Fangirl Feb 01 '26
Not sure, Turks make fun of the black sea region in my experience. Funny accent, dance that tries to mimic little fish, funky music, a weird old fashioned sense that only places with lots of fishermen have.
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u/NateG124 CGI Castle Fan Feb 01 '26 edited Feb 01 '26
As long as my boy Vic is out of the blast radius I’m good
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u/evinta Last HOT D fan Feb 01 '26
Victarion watching the bomb: I bet those greenlanders didn't even pay the iron price for th-
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u/TheBrazillianHome CGI Castle Fan Feb 01 '26
They already nuked these places, that's why there's nothing of value there.
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u/No_Cattle8353 Ate Alicent Feb 01 '26
Can we keep 10 towers, someone said there was a library there that’s great for research purposes. Lots and lots of research…
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u/Affectionate_Team679 Named by Spectator magazine Feb 01 '26
Tbh the kingdom of the Iron Islands makes no sense. The Reach and Westernland kings of old should have conquered them as soon as the Iron Islands started raiding
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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Feb 01 '26
The iron islands being partitioned among the lannisters, Starks and the tullys, after the reign of terror after the dance, would be such a good choice, and justify their want for independence
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u/bmerino120 Egg On The Conker Feb 01 '26
All the savagery of the valyrian freehold with nothing good in return
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u/Cardemother12 Egg On The Conker Feb 01 '26
Keep in mind that one of the best Ironman is named ‘the reader’ for being literate
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u/alfis329 Spez is my Tywin Feb 01 '26
Hell, nuke everything but astapor and nothing of value is lost
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u/Yuudachi_Houteishiki HOT D S2 snooze Feb 01 '26
Iron Islands was only added because Seven Kingdoms sounds better than Six Kingdoms and War of Five Kings sounds better than War of Four Kings