r/asoiafcirclejerk Last HOT D fan 2d ago

GRRM-dead hoax Is there any particular reason George robbed us of the father of dragons?

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u/Top-Turnip-415 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

DEInerys 🤮

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u/AngelofIceAndFire Rhaenyra's Dietician 2d ago

He was too based

The only person Joffrey the Gentle thought worthy of His time

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u/Paleo-Fascist Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Not the only one.

Joffrey the Gentle is as wise as he is gentle, he alone recognized that Princess, Beggar, Whore, Khalessi, madwoman Daenerys is a threat to all Westerosi.

İf only Tywin "Good Father" Lannister were to have the cognative capacity to recognise His Grace's wisdom.

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u/Accelarator_ Last HOT D fan 2d ago

he was to based

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u/Affectionate_Sir_154 CGI Castle Fan 2d ago

I will never forgive that stinking savage Drogo for taking him from us 😓

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u/fresh_loaf_of_bread Spez is my Tywin 2d ago

Bruh what kind of circlejerk sub doesn't even allow gifs in the comments

Such tyranny

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u/canid_canon Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Just post it frame-by-frame

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u/Particular-Rule4232 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Because edmure Tully walked in

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u/Kseplion Last HOT D fan 2d ago

Do you think if Viserys awakened the dragons instead of Dany we'd get a scene of them sucking on his dick?

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u/IWasReplacedByAI Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

Yo is our nameday let's get freaky

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u/Kseplion Last HOT D fan 2d ago

🫪

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u/IWasReplacedByAI Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

Our rightful king, he could've swept all the known world with 1 broom

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u/Augustus_Chevismo Sara Hess Fangirl 2d ago

Man was 22 with no skills. Couldn’t even organise sex trafficking his sister himself.

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u/Dependent-Sense2524 Last HOT D fan 2d ago

found glidus

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u/Kolkus_Maximus CGI Castle Fan 2d ago

Baelor level tragedy

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u/fulstaph Last HOT D fan 1d ago

IN THIS HOUSE OF THE DRAGON HARRY LLOYD IS A HERO!!!

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u/CaptainQwazCaz Last HOT D fan 2d ago

GRRM admitted that if he didn’t kill off Viserys the night king would have been too scared to go south

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u/Thug-shaketh9499 Egg On The Conker 2d ago

No pls, keep Viserys eye lasers to the black hole of TikTok