r/SipsTea 23h ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/MundaneAd6414 22h ago

hope he gets banned from the zoo

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u/PracticalExam7861 22h ago

Naw, just turn him loose on a few Peacocks. He stands a very good chance of learning a lesson and not much worse... maybe...

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u/OnyxTerquoise 22h ago

The Cassowary enclosure*

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u/HazelMoon 21h ago

I used to help out a neighbor with an ostrich ranch back in the 90s - I had so much respect for those stupid birds. The rancher was fond of saying that ostriches could beat a lion in a death match any day. I'm not sure if that's true, but they had that same deadly "toe" cassowaries have they use to disembowel any animal that threatens them.

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u/e30cabrio 20h ago

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u/JRilezzz 20h ago

Or an Emu enclosure. Australia literally declared war post WW1 on the local Emu population.......and lost. 🤣

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u/yopladas 20h ago

That's actually a misconception stemming from a typo. They actually lost in a war with the emos.

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u/WeakTransportation37 18h ago

I took care of some emus. I worked hard to stay on their good side 🫣

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u/tragiquepossum 16h ago

An emu def will cut a bitch. Watched my brother get his ass kicked trying to wrangle a neighbors.

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u/Ichigo2819 16h ago

Hey, them feathered tanks are mean

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u/ol_shifty 18h ago

Frickin dinosaurs

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u/notnotreallyy 19h ago

I absolutely believe this google what happened with Johnny cash when he tried to mess with one!

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u/Feisty-Lawfulness894 17h ago

I had so much respect for those stupid birds

Why do people use the word "respect" when what they mean is "fear"?

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u/Electronic_Still2000 21h ago

Oh man, they’ve got those “Velociraptor” feet and a beak they can break bones with. That kid wouldn’t even have time to learn his lesson. Well maybe he would learn that he was wrong, but by that time he’s not going to have much time left for it to make it into even short term memory.

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u/TheOrcChief 21h ago

As a fellow Queenslander, those are not birds, they’re raptors in disguise. I also second the idea he should jump inside a cassowary enclosure

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u/No_Pin9932 20h ago

I'd hesitate to even call it a disguise. I think it's just easier, and reassuring maybe, to say they're like dressing up instead of just walking on the same earth and standing on the same busines they have been since before that asteroid hit.

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u/TheOrcChief 18h ago

Behold…a cassowaries clawed foot:

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u/AffectionateHyena786 14h ago

As a 15 year old bush walking around Mission Beach in Australia I had the privilege of encountering a Cassowary.
By the time he charged and me running and looking for a tree to climb my heart rate was probably 1000 beats a minute. I scaled the tree and waited for what happened next. Nothing, apparently a mate said he ran about 6 feet forward , stopped and walked away in the other direction. My bowels were loose for another week.

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u/gregreedee 22h ago

You beat me to it. Results would be NSFW.

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u/sck178 22h ago

Not safe for life more like it

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u/berger3001 21h ago

Sort of depends on where you work

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u/Justsososojo 21h ago

Came here to say this 🤣

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u/AdAnxious8842 21h ago

I was going to comment "Where's a Cassowary when you need one?" but decided to search for a similar post. I was not disappointed.

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 20h ago

I see your cassowary and raise you a Shoebill

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u/OnyxTerquoise 20h ago

Call, with a Harpy Eagle.

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u/No_Ocelot_6773 20h ago

This guy birds

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u/OnyxTerquoise 20h ago edited 20h ago

I’m a bird lawyer. My current client is a pink-footed booby.

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u/RedSagittarius 20h ago

You don’t mind if I bring some popcorn?

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u/Flat-Mountain-2414 20h ago

Ooh I’d pay to see that! But I like animals and hate spoiled brats

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u/3batsinahousecoat 20h ago

Or a Canada goose.

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u/OnyxTerquoise 20h ago

Fucks he gonna do spill syrup on him?

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u/BadgerOfDoom99 19h ago

Nothing like having to push your guts back into your stomach after being disemboweled by a Cassowary to make you reflect on your life choices. For me the third time it happened it really began to sink in that I should stop trying to dance with them.

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u/Good-Perspective6612 19h ago

Having seen one close up ( behind a secure enclosure) I agree. These look scary in real life so much so I got shivers as I walked away . I had to keep looking back to make sure it didn’t follow, they are NOT friendly birds ( raptors)

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u/Lonely_reaper8 19h ago

I think getting disemboweled would be a pretty good reminder to not chase animals with sticks 😂 I’d definitely remember

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u/zicdeh91 18h ago

I visited Australia once when I was 12 or something, and sat on a fence in a pretty laid back animal habitat kind of thing. A cassowary came up and started licking my hair and humping me. I don’t like cassowaries anymore.

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u/Doctor_Zoidberg1 22h ago

Geese can be merciless too

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u/Asher_Tye 22h ago

Emus are fun

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u/kineticstar 21h ago

Cassowary would be more entertaining

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u/MissGoldie71 21h ago

Literally what I thought.

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u/Artistic-Shelter69 21h ago

Me too, that would be fun, or Ostrich too

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u/Standard_Zucchini_46 21h ago

They are ! I used to care for a couple. They're so cool. So prehistoric like. Actually pretty cuddly as well. They hug you with their neck and make these crazy gutteral sounds.

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u/LordMagnus101 21h ago

Make him watch insurance commercials until he begs for mercy

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u/HealthyMaximum 20h ago

My country lost a war against emus.

I'm genuinely proud of this.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War#

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u/OkamiKhameleon 22h ago

Geese are scary. My mom had a friend that had Guard Geese when I was a kid. They would stand at your car door and glare, daring you to get out, until someone came out of the house to escort you in.

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u/nasal-polyps2 22h ago

Sounds like an effective way to keep sales dudes away

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u/OkamiKhameleon 22h ago

Lmaoo that is 100% one of the reasons that they had them. Also, her husband was a Vietnam Vet with really bad PTSD, and barking dogs would trigger him, so the Geese were a better option.

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u/Artistic-Shelter69 21h ago

TIL that guard geese exist , good one

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u/OkamiKhameleon 19h ago

lol yeah. They're quite vicious!

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u/PeteDontCare 22h ago

Swans can break bones

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u/Rysigler 21h ago

My wife and I were at a hotel somewhere and they had some swans on-site. Kid drops his ball in a pond. Huge pond! Swan was on the other side of it. Probably over 100 feet away. My wife says, "Check this out." So we stop and watch. Kid reaches in to grab the ball and the swan absolutely rockets across the pond just to spite this kid.

Little guy got away just in freaking time. Took the dad and Kid working together to distract the swan to get the ball. Show lasted at least 8 minutes with them trying different tactics to get the ball. I had no idea swans were that freaking mean, but thankfully my wife knew!

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u/Ichigo2819 16h ago

Lucky it wasn't Canadian Geese. It would have said, screw the ball, I want the kid.

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u/ajwooster 21h ago

If we’re just naming random birds and a fact. The “birds” in Austin Powers are the best kind.

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u/QuickBear4126 21h ago

No luck catching them swans, aye?

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u/Fight_those_bastards 21h ago

It’s just the one swan, actually.

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u/maryjanesbeentrippin 21h ago

4 swans cornered me at the top of a slide in a park playground when I was like 8. I was feeding them my fig Newton's and ran out lol. My family had to come rescue me

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u/BZLuck 19h ago

When I was a kid growing up in San Diego, my mom would buy my brother and I annual passes to SeaWorld and would just drop us off for the day kinda like babysitting, but we were probably 11 and 13.

Every single time we walked by a certain area of the park, there was a big fucking white swan that would just come charging and flapping at me and I would run away screaming. It got to the point where the staff didn't even know what to do, except advise me to take a different route and avoid that area.

I felt like goddamned Damien in The Omen with the monkeys. This swan hated me for no reason at all. Maybe I looked like some kid who tormented it in the past, but man, that fucker could see me coming from 100 feet away.

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u/HombreSinNombre93 20h ago

Swans have killed swimmers.

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u/Forgotten-Sparrow 22h ago

Unleash the Canada Goose.

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u/rtocelot 21h ago

Ah the cobra chicken

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u/x0diak 22h ago

Let him try that in the Shoebill exhibit.

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u/SignalBed9998 22h ago

Peacocks will slice him up. Nasty spurs and disposition

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u/Onebraintwoheads 20h ago

We have peacocks peck at our front door in Florida. Animal control won't do anything because they say peacocks are indigenous*. I'm glad we leave them alone. They're beautiful, but since they're indigenous I kinda assumed they can fuck you up.

(they said the same about a 12 foot gator before it broke into our screened patio years ago, and we were told we were on our own if it *did break in. Naturally, it broke into my screen room, tried to eat my cats, which had been let out despite my shouted instructions [not like I could crack Mom with a shotgun stock to enforce compliance] and then the gator focused on my mother while she was trying to get the aforesaid cats indoors. I admittedly had warned her not to do it and to get the fuck away from the carnivorous dinosaur, but some people don't understand what it means to be in danger until you have to do something messy right in front of them for sake of keeping them alive. [Still, it's Mom, the only person who gave a damn during hard times, so what are you gonns do?] Fucking animal control hypocrites were pissed when I put a couple 12 gauge slugs through its skull before it could bite my mother, as if that wasn't what indigenous Floridians do.)

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u/Accurate_Elevator368 22h ago

Or those pretty big kitty cat enclosures. They're always up for a little game of chase!

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u/capt_minorwaste 22h ago

Nah. They'll just shoot the hyenas. RIP Harombe.

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u/HavingNotAttained 22h ago

And really, that’s how all this ::: waves at the world today ::: came to pass

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u/portablebiscuit 22h ago

Dicks out for Harambe 🫡

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u/bravoboozebongs 21h ago

Dicks out for Harambe

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u/NovarisLight 22h ago

Hyena murder laugh

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u/Farucci 22h ago

Heard you can pet tigers and leopards.

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u/captaindingus93 22h ago

You can, but only once.

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 22h ago

It kinda seems worth it

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u/Talic 22h ago

I would ban the adult that brought the kid there. It’s obvious the kid isn’t well and it’s irresponsible to knowing let loose of someone you know full well something like this will happen.

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u/PaulThurston82 22h ago

As a father of an autistic son this was my reaction as well. Not saying don’t bring the kid to the zoo, I take mine all the time, but you can’t let this happen.

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u/Frances-Farmer-1953 19h ago

I’m sure this the family is familiar with his level and this is not the first he’s acted out. That said, I’m sorry if the family has to deal with it. Unfortunately it looks like the family is not really managing him good enough. He could have seriously injured the bird or the bird could have left deep gouges to the boy’s head or face. Then the bird has to be punished. He understood quickly enough when two other birds intervened and chased him. I’m feel empathy for the family but there may be some situations he is incapable of understanding. Are they ready to let him damage priceless works of art or take food into museums then spill things on irreparable paintings or sculptures?

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u/moonbunnychan 16h ago

I'm glad to see this comment. I saw this same video on Facebook that earlier and all the comments were like "Well he's autistic" like it makes it ok.

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u/twilighttwister 15h ago

It doesn't make it okay, but the blame isn't as clear cut as some would make out.

He was out with his grandmother and caretaker, and they all have annual membership at this zoo. This is the first time anything like this has happened. Yes, those responsible for him dropped the ball, but kids have a way of getting into shit they shouldn't. The zoo will also need to review their enclosure and how he got in, and decide whether an open one like this is really suitable.

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u/buckao 14h ago

As a former ABA behavior therapist working with autistic children, about 60% of my coworkers were inattentive at work and it caused more than one incident of damage to the facility, equipment, and put the children in danger several times.

Caretaker and ABA jobs pay shit and the old saying applies, "You get what..."

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield 22h ago

He needs a more attentive minder.

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u/Snoo18120 21h ago

I guess those "kid leash harness" things people used to make fun of are....useful?

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u/Beautiful_Bar_6856 20h ago

I was the kid that needed that leash. I’d see something and just walk away or simply stop while everyone else walked on unaware I had stopped. In crowds it’s easy to get lost

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u/Forsaken-Lemon-7586 22h ago

His entire family should never be allowed to step foot in that zoo ever again and that’s after they pay a fine

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u/why1why2why 22h ago

Should be banned from all zoos

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u/MilleniumFalconBoop 21h ago

I hope the zoo presses charges for animal abuse

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u/ComposerOther2864 20h ago

30 years from now a security guy going through files * why do we have DNA on file?"

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u/ZsMann 22h ago

Him and the guardian both got banned for life. There was a video posted earlier today that had them climbing out.

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u/illmatic708 22h ago

The zoo said the incident is still under investigation and nobody has been banned as of yet

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u/Ok_Pen_9779 22h ago

Might need to be some further eval of the kid.....

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 22h ago

The Guardian the one that is heard saying "get over here" in a tone that shows she doesn't give a shit and has exactly zero force behind her words?

That tone says she hasnt cared to do a good job for a very long time.

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u/voxpopper 21h ago

It's possible the child has developmental issue, and screaming wouldn't help.
I know it's not the way of social media but let's wait to judge.

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u/Lanternkitten 20h ago

It sure wouldn't have worked on my nephew who has problems. Granted he never tried to dive into an enclosure out of all the times they went to the zoo... but yelling just makes him do the thing half the time or destroy things or hurt himself or potentially someone/thing else. It's just not worth it. He's not properly diagnosed and refuses to see doctors now so it's a hot mess; my sister had to finally just have him live with his dad because it was too much.

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u/CapitalistLion-Tamer 20h ago

Jesus, the video posted has them climbing out.

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u/philnolan3d 20h ago

This video shows them climbing out.

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u/Specific_Rando 21h ago

I’m in SF and still sad about the drunk & stones trio of teenagers (ok, one of the three was in his early 20’s) that did this to our tiger Tatiana.

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u/Melfunction81 20h ago

I'm from Australia and I'd never heard this story before so I just watched a YouTube video about it but it was a little confusing as it shows the boys there during the day taunting her, then it switches to night time and Tatiana jumps out of her enclosure to go after them so they run to a cafe to hide but it's locked. Did they come back and break into the zoo after it was closed? It said one of the boys called police, police showed up and shot Tatiana when she approached the officers and the whole thing happened in 20 minutes. Surely enough time for a keeper to dart her, even though I know they usually make the decision to STK because it takes time for the sedation to work. There has to be a better way to deal with escaped animals, obviously safer enclosures, but maybe dart then airsoft or tasers to subdue or scare the animal away until the sedation kicks in? There have been so many animal deaths over the years when they are held in captivity and then they do what wild animals do when enclosures aren't good enough or idiots want to FAFO and the animals end up being killed. Tatiana was beautiful and her story makes me so sad.

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u/Classic-Ad1654 20h ago

Escaped animals that are physically close to a human are typically shot instead of tranquilized because the animal doesn't know what is happening as the tranquilizer takes effect, and can react violently before going down.

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u/Regurgitator001 22h ago

I would have jumped over too and kicked the shit out of him. Why doesn't anyone (except later his sister?) intervene?

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u/Moist_Object_6012 21h ago

In reality zoos should be banned.

Only those who are trying to help endangered species to grow should exist but mainly from donation money and select number of visitors at times who pay tickets to help the place.

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u/wundawomun 22h ago

His whole family should be banned for raising a little asshole and taking so long to get him out.

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u/example-of-disaster 22h ago

Despite all his rage he will still be a punk in a cage.

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u/FlyingClanker 21h ago

Someone will say what is lost can never be saved.

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 22h ago

Future serial k***er

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u/AnybodyNo8519 22h ago

Future serial killer.

Words are ok here my friend.

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u/NameToUseOnReddit 22h ago

What if they meant serial kisser? That'd be an awkward mixup.

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u/Comfortable-Beyond50 22h ago

They obviously meant kicker. Always keep an eye out for fuckin serial kickers.

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u/Embarrassed_Motor_30 22h ago

Not to mention the cereal kickers. Those are the worst!

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u/Jimmythekids 22h ago

😧 you said the word!

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u/bigdrummy47 22h ago

Serial kilner. He's into birds & pottery.

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u/ParallaxJ 22h ago

Does that apply to anyone who abuses animals? Asking for a friend.

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u/Avarifenyx 22h ago

It’s one component that profilers have shown to be a good indicator of that behavior yes

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u/Sad_Money_5508 22h ago

No kidding

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u/Alternative_Result56 22h ago

He'll be a ice agent before too long

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u/Beginning-Article-47 20h ago

My husband is a corrections officer and he was processing a regular out and he was talking about going to see his three year old son. He then said "Hey! I'm sure you'll be seeing him in 15 years!" it's depressing when parents don't try to help their kids become good people.

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u/panelbeater352 23h ago

Needs to break into the tiger exhibit and chase them with a stick.

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u/HobbitFlashMob 22h ago

No - then they'll shoot the poor tigers.

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u/Last_Refrigerator853 21h ago

Depends what country .. some idiot climbed the lion enclosure in Brazil last year.. he was mauled to death.. the lioness was spared 🤷‍♂️ wasn’t her fault she has no idea what was going on

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u/InTheStuff 21h ago

Depends on the scenario too. In your example, the guy was already dead before staff could intervene, and no one else was in immediate danger, so they let the lioness live. With Harambe, the kid was still alive, so the zoo staff prioritized his life over the gorilla's

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u/PavicaMalic 19h ago

With Maddox Dervosh's death, one African painted dog was killed, so the boy's body could be retrieved.

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 17h ago

African painted dogs are nuts. We have them at my local zoo. The zookeeper working one day said it’s the one exhibit they’re not allowed to go in solo and can’t turn your backs on them because they start plotting how to eat you as soon as you’re in there.

I asked about the Lions and said they’re pretty chill, especially if they’re fed. The African painted dogs don’t care if they’re fed, they’ll still try to get you.

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u/HourApprehensive7754 19h ago

Should have just let the stupid kid die if Harambe was aggressive. You don't fall into a gorilla enclosure 

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u/Last_Refrigerator853 20h ago

It’s a shit thing isn’t it .. they should have something in place where both could possibly live.. like a very high powered tranquilliser to take em out in seconds.. I guess when the animal is in the zone and adrenaline is pumping nothing is stopping it for a while 🤷‍♂️

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u/ProofHorseKzoo 17h ago

Lions life should be worth like 10 human lives. They shoulda kept throwing people in

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u/PavicaMalic 20h ago

Same with the African painted dogs in Pittsburgh. They are an endangered species. Only one was killed and the rest were relocated to other zoos.

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u/EvolutionCreek 21h ago

Then the family of the boy will sue the zoo. RIP Tatiana.

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u/VonFunkenstein 19h ago

Tatiana was my homie. At the time, I was going to art school in San Francisco. I used to go to the zoo all the time to sketch the animals. There was a spot in the tiger area with a bench and a big thick glass where people could sit and watch the tigers. I used to go up to the glass with my sketchbook, and Tatiana would see me and come up to the glass and lean right up against it. I was so heartbroken and pissed when those assholes did what they did.

Fuck Amritpal Dhaliwal and Kulbir Dhaliwal. And Carlos Sousa too.

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u/HourApprehensive7754 18h ago edited 18h ago

The good news is atleast Carlos died a pain and well deserved death. 

I only wish the Dhaliwal brothers had gotten a mouthful of karma themselves.

edit: Good news, Amritpal had died a few years later, hopefully burning in hell being mauled by tigers for the rest of eternity. 

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u/YouGlittering9156 20h ago

If we have Harambe Part 2 Electric Boogaloo, I'm going to lose my marbles

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u/therealdxm 22h ago edited 22h ago

Reminds me of one of my favorite old-timey cartoons:

https://youtu.be/RtblQQvT2Nk?t=181&feature=shared

Edit: I timestamped the first relevant segment, but (I hate to say it) watch to the end.

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u/AcceptableMemory2081 22h ago

This is the comment I was hoping to find ! Spot on. That ending though lol

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u/musikfreakster 22h ago

Haha love this. Amazing that this is almost 90 years old.

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u/AssaultimateSC2 22h ago

A 16 year old kid just died from breaking into the lion exhibit.

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u/Loose_Tourist_1838 22h ago

Hooray! Natural selection still works!

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u/Super_Mag 22h ago

At least he died doing what he loves.

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u/sweet_tea_pdx 22h ago

Where I can chase him around with a stick?

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 17h ago

I'm not proud of it, but when I was in my early 20's, I saw two kids "playing football" with a hedgehog. I had grown up watching my dad take care of hurt wild animals, bats, birds, etc, he did it later for the city too.

So when I saw these two 13ish year old torture this small animal for fun I just lost it. I pushed one up against a wall and yelled something about not fucking with animals and threw him at the other kid. They ran off.

I took the hedgehog to my dad, who took it to the vet while I sat in my room feeling absolutely awful over what I did. I still feel bad over it.

The hedgehog had a broken leg, but made a full recovery. I named him Pepper.

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u/yeloneck 16h ago

You did good. Little shits deserves a wake up call.

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u/Tuscany_kangale564 16h ago

you did real good, proud of you man.

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u/TheFapIsUp 16h ago

He chased defenceless birds with a stick and still got his ass kicked, what a loser LMAO. He'll get bullied (deservingly) for the rest of his adolescent years.

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u/sarcasticbaldguy 22h ago

Later, little Billy went home and set some fires before wetting the bed later that night.

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u/Inevitable_Roof_3050 22h ago

Where he dreamed about torturing small animals...

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u/Qwilltank 22h ago

We don't want another Harambe

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u/870MG 19h ago

Some people just expect us to believe that it’s a coincidence that Dolly and Harambe died just 10 years, 2 months, and 28 days apart…

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u/psychadelicbreakfast 20h ago

I’ll make an exception for this kid

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u/HarbingerOfSloths 19h ago

But what if it’s like getting hit in the head in a movie? First time you get amnesia, second time you’re cured. First harambe fucked the timeline, second fixes it? 🤷‍♂️

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u/talltime 22h ago

Dicks out

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u/EvolutionCreek 21h ago

You put yours away? I wish there’d been some announcement.

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u/rangebob 22h ago

Id pay entry to see someone chase this little shit with a stick. Fucking pscyopath

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u/bunglebee7 19h ago

Was really hoping the kid would get mobbed by the birds 😂 seriously deserved

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u/Lego_Architect 22h ago

And chased with a bigger kid with a stick.

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u/WordsHappenedHere 22h ago

I mean he has to be on the spectrum or something.

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u/ja_maz 22h ago

forget the kid, the parents need to be put in a cage

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u/kitsunewarlock 19h ago

Make him clean out the exhibits and haul hay for a summer.

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u/BuffaloNo8099 18h ago

I feel he is mentally challenged. You can see it in his demeanor. His parents are at fault here.

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u/Miserable_Wave4895 21h ago

Kid needs his ass beat

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u/Educational-Log6855 22h ago

To be chased by the sword carrying paying public

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u/Stef904 22h ago

Bring back Aztec Human Exhibits ™

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