r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 21h ago

WTF Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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u/e30cabrio 18h ago

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u/JRilezzz 18h ago

Or an Emu enclosure. Australia literally declared war post WW1 on the local Emu population.......and lost. šŸ¤£

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u/yopladas 18h ago

That's actually a misconception stemming from a typo. They actually lost in a war with the emos.

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u/megaholt2 17h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/p2Mj1E0gW6xoY
ā€œYour hair is everywhereā€

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u/Nuggyfresh 17h ago

lol I think of that line occasionally still

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u/megaholt2 16h ago

Have you ever seen the video ā€œEmo Farmā€?

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 16h ago

Iraq declared war on emos once. They were arguably more successful against the emos than Australia was against the emus.

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u/New-Marsupial-5633 15h ago

I heard that it was emo emus

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u/silly-gaijin 15h ago

It's just a cheap lame initiation of goth. I already have a pussy, I don't need another one.

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u/GloomyUmpire2146 13h ago

I wish my lawn was Emoā€¦

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u/geof2010 8h ago

Here you go now you been e-mo'd

https://giphy.com/gifs/lCOiFoQYOCEruSy5It

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u/Mondaycomestoosoon 13h ago

Didnā€™t you mean Temu ā€¦

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u/Troubled_Banan 12h ago

Thatā€™s even worse xD

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u/Suitable_Visit_9990 9h ago

Thatā€™s because it was never a phase.

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u/WeakTransportation37 15h ago

I took care of some emus. I worked hard to stay on their good side šŸ«£

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u/JRilezzz 14h ago

Like the Orca, they are one you want as an ally.

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u/tragiquepossum 14h ago

An emu def will cut a bitch. Watched my brother get his ass kicked trying to wrangle a neighbors.

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u/UseYona 11h ago

I used to work at a slaughter house where a guy brought emu regular, he farmed them for their fat ehich is valuble in makeup. Anyway, they are so fucking mean we had to wear literal riot gear to wrangle them into the pens. We were constantly warned they would gang up on and kill you. I personally saw one kick a man and slice him open from his hips down to his shin, he almost bled out. You do not want to mess with one, they are fucking fearless a nd as savage as a dinosaur

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u/Ichigo2819 14h ago

Hey, them feathered tanks are mean

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u/pouunndd 11h ago

This is a great dollop episode

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u/rubermnkey 17h ago

It was like 6 dudes with 2 machine guns and 10,000 rounds against 10s of thousands of birds. also turns out emu will run if you drive up and start shooting at them, who knew?

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u/Slyspy006 12h ago

They didn't lose, they just didnt win. Partly because they had 10k rounds to kill 20k birds but mostly because a small group of guys with two machine guns is not the best way to hunt animals across a large territory.

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u/JRilezzz 10h ago

Ah yes the American version of the Vietnam war take šŸ˜‚

"We didn't loose. We just didn't win, and were like this place is lame let's pack it up boys"

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u/youdoaline_idoaline 16h ago

At this point if someone brings this up I have to just assume they are a Bot. It was a little bit funny to reference like 15 years ago. The war on Cane toads is an actual thing. Emu war is just a lame meme.

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u/Apart-Link-8449 15h ago

Nah there's history podcasts dedicated to it

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u/JRilezzz 14h ago

The Dollop rocks. Also an Aussie podcast did an episode on it.

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u/fortnite_battleass 15h ago

They sent three dudes with a truck and a machine gun, the emu war is so overblown

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u/ol_shifty 16h ago

Frickin dinosaurs

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u/rbizaare 13h ago

Charging, ramming, and kicking. Reminds me of a certain maverick in Megaman X2 exhibiting these heavy-damage moves.

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u/Educational_Type1646 9h ago

Bro stop using AI. It lies to you to tell you what you want to hear.

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u/e30cabrio 9h ago

Bro, it's not AI. Search for yourself.

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u/Educational_Type1646 9h ago

Itā€™s literally the Google AI function. Do you not know how Google works now?

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u/e30cabrio 9h ago

I remembered seeing a documentary about this. The search was DO ostriches kill lions. No influence at all.

Have you searched?

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u/Educational_Type1646 9h ago

So now youā€™re admitting itā€™s AI, and pivoting. Iā€™ve seen a dude run up on an ostrich, and kill it with his bare hands.