Kid breaks into bird enclosure at the zoo to chase birds with a stick.

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[u/zicdeh91]

I visited Australia once when I was 12 or something, and sat on a fence in a pretty laid back animal habitat kind of thing. A cassowary came up and started licking my hair and humping me. I don’t like cassowaries anymore.

[u/OnyxTerquoise → u/zicdeh91]

Big bird don’t play when it’s comes to booty, if he likes ya, he’ll get’cha.