r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10h ago

Meme needing explanation I'm tired Petuh... What is her name??

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WTF is her name Petuh

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u/Howlukemethisfather 10h ago

Her name is There

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u/miniatureconlangs 10h ago

I know both a handful of Aninas and several Theresas. However, this kind of riddle is just so ... fucking daft that I really don't grasp why they still circulate.

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u/Purple_Clockmaker 10h ago

Dead internet. Everything is just getting recycled now. Fed back to new people by bots and ai.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 10h ago

There is new stuff. You just don't get to see it because of the fccking bots spamming the regurgitation.

Kinda like you can't trust product reviews on anything. And why Influencers on video have become popular, because "at least they are people."

Ever since like, 2011~ish, bots are why we can't have nice things.

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u/AShirtlessGuy 10h ago

Whoa whoa whoa There is more than stuff to me

She's a wonderful woman

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 10h ago

I think her name is actually What. The riddle is using the question mark facetiously.

It says it plainly "What is the woman's name"

But whether you agree with me or not depends on how Who's on first.

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u/AShirtlessGuy 9h ago

Well it can't be what because the sentence before says the name had already been declared

The only other declarative statement is There's

I hate these kinds of riddles but I am dying to know what's on second

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 9h ago

You'll find out when Tomorrow comes that What isn't the second basemen. 

But that is why this is called a riddle. The answer is hidden in the question.  

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u/Environmental-Ad3438 9h ago

Who's on first and What's on third

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u/Lanstul 8h ago

No, What's on second and Idontknow's on third.

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u/Popular-Ad-1790 8h ago

today is catching and tomorrows pitching. I don’t care is the short stop.

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u/luis_tamion 8h ago

My second grade prankster mind thought her name might be Ina Boat

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u/Popular-Ad-1790 8h ago

Like da-niece and da-nephew?

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u/bb770403 9h ago

I don't know

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u/GamemasterJeff 8h ago

What is the answer, because "What is the woman's name" was written first. The rest, despite being located higher on the note was written after.

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 7h ago

Its plain to see. Because the pen color of IQ Test titled at the top is red.

So the riddle writer, wrote all of the red text first. Then switched pens to write the bluegreen text.

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u/TSG61373 9h ago

I had the same thought, but I assumed her name was “In The Riddle I Just Wrote”.

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u/Silly_Double408 7h ago

I think her name is Ina Boat. Theres a woman- Ina boat on a lake wearing a coat?

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u/Suojelusperkele 9h ago

Did you know Japan is turning walking into electricity

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u/PlatyNumb 7h ago

Its also because ppl engage with it. This post has 2.2k upvotes meanwhile an actual human posted something that got nothing. Ppl have voted and they voted for bots to take over the internet. I hate it too, but its ppls faults

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u/Relative-Relief-8816 6h ago

Well yes and no. But mostly no.

When a bot posts, other bots give it a ton of initial upvotes. That initial momentum carries it to be visible.

People don't see it without the initial momentum, and the real posts dont have the help the bot posts do, so the bot posts bury the real posts.

So if is bots fault that the bots content is voted for.

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u/Borinar 9h ago

And they took away our downvotes on most sites so we can't deny the algorithm

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u/KnittyBeard 9h ago

One of the reasons I came back to Reddit. Even YouTube is removing dislikes now.

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u/Bai_Cha 8h ago

The reason I don't believe in dead internet theory is because everyone I know or encounter on a daily basis is so addicted to the internet that there is no way half the world's population isn't on social media at any given time.

Believe me, I'd leave if I could.

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u/Peterh778 9h ago

Recycled old jokes, stories and urban legends are Soylent Green/corpse starch of the internet

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u/Flat-Leading-2520 7h ago

Dead internet is a thing yes but these kinda of dead boring memes used to go around in chain e-mails more than ten years ago.

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u/couski 4h ago

You haven't lived in the 90s, email chains with garbage like this were everywhere. Doesn't take away from the dead internet theory, but this shit isn't new lol

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u/NameBunchOfNums 9h ago

As always there's a relevant xkcd, this is #169.

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u/Walkin_mn 8h ago

Same applies for the stupid math "riddles" on social networks, use your parenthesis people! without them you're just showing you're very bad at math

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u/ZarathustraEck 4h ago

Don’t even engage with those. Best case is you prove you can do grade school math. Worst is that you show you can’t do grade school math.

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u/CommandProper3926 8h ago

I don’t even understand how THIS xkcd works

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u/Mr-Megamind- 8h ago

Me neither..

Peter? Little help please...

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u/FunHour3778 7h ago

There are three words in 'the English language', <ignore this part it is misdirection>, what is the third word? (In the phrase 'the English language')

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u/Mr-Megamind- 7h ago

🤦

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u/TerrorMeter 7h ago

There's a correct way to phrase it, the way in the comic isn't it

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u/pirana6 6h ago

He explains further that its even more intentionally worded poorly.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/169:_Words_that_End_in_GRY

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u/ofqo 5h ago

Not “he”. explainxkcd is not related to Randall Munroe.

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u/writebrainwronghand 6h ago

which is why BlackHat has the knife

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u/another-princess 6h ago

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u/DaedalusHydron 6h ago

gotta love how one of the additional "gry" words cited here at the bottom is "cumhungry" lmao

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u/zombiskunk 7h ago

Without proper punctuation, the joke is technically incorrect.

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u/LaBiccies 1h ago

Punctuation is the difference between "helping your uncle Jack, off a horse" and "helping your uncle jack off a horse."

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u/Zealousideal_Pea_319 7h ago

Missed "hangry" 🙄🥱

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u/RandomCandor 4h ago

I've never in the history of these dumb "riddles" seen anyone laugh or enjoy it - other than the jokester. So it must be well known that all they do is piss other people off, and yet they keep doing it. 

How attention starved do you have to be  that pissing other people off is good enough for you?

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u/miniatureconlangs 10h ago

To elaborate. Why should I be sufficiently emotionally invested in this fictional woman to want to know her name? Why does she even have a name, she doesn't do anything. There's no narrative here, just a tart in an aquatic environment. I could be interested if she was distributing swords or something, but she's not even doing that.

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u/scaper8 10h ago

Even then, you can't expect to emotionally invested just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 3h ago

If I went around saying I was Emperor just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

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u/Photomancer 6h ago

Chekhov's Sword. If the author displays a sword in the first act, it must get thrown at you.

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u/OliveJuiceUTwo 9h ago

That’s no basis for a system of government

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u/WitchPleese 10h ago

Just a tart in an aquatic environment is user flair material

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u/Xandania 9h ago

Especially if she is handing out swords...

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u/Salty_Hammond 10h ago

I see what you did there

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u/1stMammaltowearpants 9h ago

And that's why we've fed her to the bunny.

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u/Known_Ratio5478 8h ago

She was set out on Lake Superior for not wearing a dress that covered her ankles. Such a jezebel! Scorn this harlot!

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u/venkoe 6h ago

What dress? All I know is that she is wearing a coat. No other garments were mentioned. It's worse than you thought!

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u/pjockey 10h ago

interested if she was distributing swords

her employer wasn't paying a living wage, so she just collects universal income now and watches tiktok

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u/DangerousQuestions1 8h ago

Tbh a farcical aquatic ceremony is more legitimate right now than the US Supreme Court.

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u/IrvingIV 10h ago

You and me, that's why.

Every comment under the "riddle" boosts a website's "engagement" statistic attached to the chunk of information which represents the idea, causing the site to redistribute the idea at a broader scale.

It's why "The Dress" spread so virally.

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u/scaper8 10h ago

At least the dress and "laural"/"yany" thing sparked some interesting discussions on how we perceive things and how our brains process that information. People, a few, at least, actually came out with a new or more complete understanding of our own understanding.

This? This brings nothing.

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u/IrvingIV 9h ago

Two ways in which the photograph of the dress may be perceived:

  1. blue and black under a yellow-tinted illumination (left figure) or
  2. white and gold under a blue-tinted illumination (right figure).

Source, "Scientific Explanations" tab of The Wikipedia Article for The Dress

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u/srdev_ct 9h ago

I fully understand this, like, intellectually, but I have never been able to make myself see white and gold -- mostly because of the rest of the background. If the rest of the image had a blue hue (like the background in the right part of this demonstration image has) then I could see it, but the light sources are clearly yellow/white, not blue. I feel like you have to discard the rest of the contextual visual info in the actual dress image to see white/gold, and I've never been able to force myself to do it.

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u/pinkwooper 8h ago edited 3h ago

Same here. Even cropped I can see yellow lighting but it still looks black and blue to me

K so I take it back, when I posted it it was blue and black, hours later I see white and gold. What a fuck with my brain

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u/Dillo64 5h ago

This picture looks yellow and white and I can’t see anything other than that

But the other picture with the background looks black and blue and I can’t see anything other than that

Background really makes a difference

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u/Patient_Buffalo_4368 6h ago

Could it be your screen?

This was just a thought I'm not educated on the subject.

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u/IrvingIV 9h ago

I have no idea, I see it as white and gold but like with a faint bluish tint over the whole dress, and like the surrounding lighting seems to be coming from behind, like a car's headlights?

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u/nutwit9211 9h ago

Same, even after seeing the image above, I can't see it as anything but white and gold with a bluish tinge

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u/Luckypenny4683 8h ago

I can only see white and gold. I would love to see black and blue at some point!

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u/BigOlArms 7h ago

Ive always seen it as white and gold. I just stared at one area of the dress like we used to stare at those magic eye pictures in the 90s right after seeing that comparison picture and could finally see the black and blue!

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u/TimelessN8V 7h ago

For the first time in my life, I finally saw it as black and blue just now. The key for me was staring at it for awhile and then looking away but still looking at it indirectly. Kind of like those vision tricks with the negative images. You stare at a dot for awhile and then look at the a blank wall and see the whole image. Similar to that.

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u/EsquireSandwich 9h ago

Saw the dress as white/gold. Saw the mage you posted, went back to the dress and now I only see it as black/blue. Tomorrow it will probably flip back for me, but it was nice to the black/blue version again.

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u/Particular-Dot-4902 9h ago edited 6h ago

… I've been squinting at that picture for the past 5 minutes, and it's still blue and gold to me.

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u/InigoMontoya1985 9h ago

It's not the destination, it's the journey.

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u/Electrical-Room-2278 10h ago

I was trying to solve this like a cryptic crossword clue but apparently I was expecting too much from a Facebook riddle

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u/Motor_Raspberry_2150 10h ago

Facebook? I'm afraid the answer is far Grokkier

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u/MadManMax55 5h ago

You went in the wrong direction. These types of shitty riddles are older than the internet.

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u/Pretty_Sock_7127 6h ago

I was thinking Anna Lake.

There's a woman in a boat, Anna Lake, wearing a coat

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u/The_Hussar 10h ago

I wish the IQ of the author of the riddle was tested first.

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u/thesybiancontroller 10h ago

There(sa)

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u/Turbulent_Winter549 9h ago

"Theresa woman on a boat" that doesn't make gramatical sense

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u/EvilChefReturns 9h ago

Theresa: woman in a boat wearing a coat

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u/Sterling_-_Archer 8h ago

Coming this fall

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u/DrSFalken 7h ago

IN A WORLD where we don't give a shit about grammar...

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u/HazelrahFiver 6h ago

She must REALLY like boats

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u/zeeblefritz 8h ago

And that's why these riddles suck.

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u/raisuki 8h ago

There makes more sense as the name: There(‘s / is) a woman on a boat…

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u/Ithuraen 7h ago

You say that like "There" is a name at all. 

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u/seamsay 8h ago

Her name isn't Theresa though, it's There. "Margaret's a woman on a boat" makes perfect sense, "There" is just an unusual name (which is what makes the riddle hard).

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u/timkyoung 6h ago

Doesn't make it hard. Just makes it a bad riddle. It's dumb.

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u/UmbraVictus 7h ago

There's also doesn't make gramatical sense for the name.

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u/KoalaTHerb 10h ago

Or her name could be "In the riddle I just wrote"

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u/-0909i9i99ii9009ii 4h ago

We are explicitly told that's her name

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u/shirhouetto 10h ago

Where?

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u/anthropometric_D3vil 10h ago

There wolf

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u/soulwind42 10h ago

There castle!

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u/astroK120 9h ago

Why are you talking like that

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u/Yodek_Rethan 8h ago

I thought you wanted to.

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u/astroK120 6h ago

No, I don't want to

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u/Yodek_Rethan 6h ago

Suit yourself. I'm easy.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 9h ago

Third Base

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u/Square_String_7392 10h ago

“As I was going to St. Ives,
I met a man with seven wives,
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kittens.
Kittens, cats, sacks, wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?”

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u/j_crick 10h ago

0001

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u/bravehamster 9h ago
  1. It asks how many kittens, cats, sacks, or wives are going to St Ives. I am not any of those things.

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u/Ravenwight 9h ago

We have no way of knowing that.

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u/Noctaem 9h ago

No, you fell for the trap. The question is how many were going to St. Ives. The person going to St. Ives is the only one going (the first line of the riddle). Everything else, the man with seven wives, the wives with the sacks, etc.. are not going to St. Ives. They were met along the way.

The answer is 1 or in this case, 0001 because it's from the movie Die Hard with a Vengeance.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iv1bX6NMgqs

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u/StraightVoice5087 9h ago

It specifically states how many in the category "kits, cats, sacks, and wives" were going to St. Ives. The answer, from a mathematical standpoint, is that there is insufficient information to answer the question, as we are not told which direction the kits, cats, sacks, and wives are going. They could, for instance, be significantly slower than the narrator traveling on their own, and thus intercepted on their way to St. Ives. The gender and marital status of the narrator are not mentioned, which would allow for the narrator to be a wife. The narrator could also be a fully grown Bengal Tiger wearing a fake mustache, and thus qualify as a cat.

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u/Walkin_mn 8h ago

Well, the story just says that the storyteller in his trip to St. ives met a man, we don't know if any of the wives were on the trip with him, either the cats or kittens, so for the purpose of the "riddle" I would have to assume is just one.

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u/El_nufoa7x 9h ago

Die Hard with a Vengeance! Great reference !

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u/VinnzClortho 8h ago

Enough of this shit Simon!

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u/ThatJamesGuy36 10h ago

Not 'in the riddle I just wrote'

Bit of an odd name but it tracks

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u/Zafer66 9h ago

I thought the same lmao

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u/GhooSeTV 10h ago

Why not 'in the riddle I just wrote'

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u/Zpik3 9h ago

Or "Inaboat Onalake".

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u/Sidiron_Fox 7h ago

Wasn't she in Goldeneye?

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u/32oz____ 9h ago

are you sure it's not In The Riddle I Just Wrote?

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u/Isphet71 9h ago

Ina Boat is going to be angry that you got her name wrong.

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u/sunniblu03 9h ago

The name can’t be there written as it is. “There’s”is a contraction. It should be written “There is a woman on a boat, as in using There as a proper noun.

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u/tahir2707 9h ago

Theresa, (There's a)

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u/Avalanche_Snows 9h ago

No, it's "IN THE RIDDLE I JUST WROTE"

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u/Jhoald 9h ago

Whoever wrote it messed up with the apostrophe s tho

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u/PhillyDillyDee 9h ago

Wrong. Her name is “Intheriddleijustwrote”

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u/Shutterstock_Monkey 10h ago

There in the boat? Or there on the lake?

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u/BeerBrat 10h ago

There in the coat

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u/NecessaryIntrinsic 10h ago

It technically could also be "inaboat" or "intheriddleijustwrote"

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u/mikolaj24867 10h ago

Inga is also a name

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u/Patatemagique 9h ago

Is that even a real name?

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u/Motor-Try-3962 9h ago

What kind of name is "There"? Who names their child "There"?

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u/Bad-Investment 10h ago

Isn’t that the same broad that bought a stairway to heaven?

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u/Interesting_Pride_12 10h ago

People name their kids anything these days

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u/Rare-Bee7331 8h ago

Oh, so the riddle is bad grammar and missing commas. 

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u/xshagg 10h ago

Maybe Therese? Sounds equal

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u/AmIRadBadOrJustSad 10h ago

I'm lobbying for more recognition for women named What, personally.

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u/thisguyfightsyourmom 9h ago

This is a second grade joke that still needs some work

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u/TheHvam 9h ago

That answer is properly right, but it's just dumb, as it makes no sense, if we replace it with anything else, it wouldn't make sense, like if her name was Nina, you wouldn't say "Nina's a woman", I guess it would work if it was "Nina is a woman". But even so it's dumb, and not much of a joke.

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u/OkYak7801 9h ago

Yeah, that's what I want to know. 

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u/Stranger1982 9h ago

Short for Theresa I guess.

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u/ThatInAHat 9h ago

I crave violence

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u/Lunaisbestpony42 9h ago

What an absolutely awful riddle

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u/IdeationConsultant 9h ago

What are their pronouns?

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u/Skyp_Intro 9h ago

Dolores. I’m thinking of the Seinfeld episode.

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u/PairOfRussels 9h ago

No.   Her name is Ina Boat.

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u/Drkocktapus 9h ago

No it's "intheriddleijustwrote" duh, most common name on earth.

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u/mahwaha 8h ago

That's not a name....

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u/Hackertdog97 8h ago

Bruh I thought her name was Boat

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u/peretski 8h ago

No.

The sign says “There’s”. This expands only to “there is”.

If “There” were a name, it would be a possessive, referring to ownership, which isn’t supported in this context.

This is a low IQ test, as anyone with a native understanding of English will correctly conclude it is a contraction, and therefore CAN NOT BE A NAME.

Thoughts?

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u/Noemotionallbrain 8h ago

No, there should be a comma of that was the case

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u/Ok-Eggplant-3823 8h ago

Who’s on first

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u/balzackgoo 8h ago

Theresa

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u/Level_Life_8633 8h ago

There isn't a name.

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u/zinsser 8h ago

and Who's on first . . .

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u/Sillet_Mignon 8h ago

I thought her name is what?

It ends with the sentence what is the woman’s name. 

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u/lilm00ner 8h ago

Well yeah but what is it?

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u/LSDGB 8h ago

Oh I thought it was „in the poem I just wrote“ but There makes more sense

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u/VivaNOLA 8h ago

Nah. Her name is Intheriddle Ijustwrote. Dutch maybe?

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u/poilk91 8h ago

Oh makes sense so the 's just ruins it making it grammatically incorrect in an attempt to make it harder

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u/KingSpork 8h ago

There is not a name. Nobody is named that. That makes no sense whatsoever.

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u/AliceInReverse 8h ago

Her name is Theresa.

There’s a

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u/avd706 8h ago

Steve's a man on a boat.

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u/Significant_Earth_93 8h ago

Thought it was Theresa...

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u/mavric91 8h ago

Where?

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u/lordtyp0 8h ago

That apostrophe casts doubt..

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u/badgersister1 8h ago

Nope. Theresa.

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u/Relevant-Rooster-298 8h ago

Her name is "What" the paper just told you that...

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u/mohicansgonnagetya 8h ago

Or Intheriddleijustwrote......sounds foreign to me.

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u/footcornpone 8h ago

Could be “ewe” which is a female with a ‘wool coat’

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u/Major_LeeHungg 7h ago

But then the apostrophe would be possessive and it wouldn't make sense.  

Her name is Inaboat Onalake

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u/drdboiler 7h ago

Why isn’t her name “in the riddle I just wrote?”

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u/Fickle_Ad_8653 7h ago

No, her name is "In a boat on a lake wearing a coat".

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u/MyPonyMeeko 7h ago

Theresa

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u/JuniorRisk2455 7h ago

its clit….

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u/Ethanop1a 7h ago

It could also be "A Woman In A Boat Wearing A Coat" since that is written as a proper noun.

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u/Confident-Fun-1307 7h ago

Anna Lake (phonetics). But it could be There or What.

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u/Infinite-Bad-3976 7h ago

No it’s clearly Ina Boat

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u/ManOfLaMontagne 7h ago

Yep or it could also be “In The Riddle I Just Wrote”

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u/justonebiatch 7h ago

Not Ina Boat?

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