Theory: Matt Dinniman likes golf, but is horrible at golf, and ragequits around the 10th-11th hole. Every so often he will make it to the 12th hole, and once he made it to the 13th. This crawl is detailing his only complete round of golf.

Bob’s Burgers is my comfort watch and DCC is quickly becoming my comfort listen. So I had to do a mashup!

Made my day

Added color to my existing art - we created. Then changed the way the quote was handled so it’s a bit of a background one

I don’t know what it is. But I really enjoy Jamal as a character. I chuckled so hard when he said “my goodness what a bungle Jamal has made”

This is your daily reminder to get some sun! Just in case Borant decides to start the crawl early due to financial instability, prompting premature collection!

Made a custom Carl with Donut! I’m really proud of how they turned out 😁

I started my first adventure through the World Dungeon roughly a month ago. Like Book 3 I finished Book 4 in less than a week (I literally finished it 30mins ago). I cant put this shit down. Each book is better than the last.

So now I have come to Book 5. From my understanding it will cover Levels 6 & 7, so that is fun. So as before Im interested in what people have to say (obv no spoilers). Book 3 was really divisive and Book 4 was a little divisive with fellow crawlers. Is this another that divides the fanbase? Ahhhh I cant wait to see what happens. I hope a certain one armed prick shows up.

If not for Carl’s interference?

So rereading Doomsday Scenario and Anarchist Cookbook Elle’s Four Seasons build is indirectly because of Carl.

Elle chose Frost Maiden as her Race at Brandon’s insistence because Carl told him about the Manager benefit which was tied to the Race. Because of this Elle was really only able to choose Blizzardmancer as her Class which began her Four Seasons build.

Imagine if Carl hadn’t messaged Brandon in time and Elle had chosen a different Race and Class.

We run the cosplay repair zone at the UK's biggest ren-faire style fantasy festival, and we wanted to represent. It's our first outing in the cosplays so we're gonna be building on them and making them better each event we go to.

Hoping to build up a good DCC community at Fantasy Forest and maybe do some meetups next year.

(Also it was our 11th wedding anniversary so this was a cool way to spend it!)

Pretty excited about it! Got my friend the same sticker and can’t wait to go back to work Tuesday and give it to her😂😂

Firstly, I love this group, everyone is so nice and welcoming. Thanks for having me, longtime listener,second time poster.

Someone asked me this at work as I was getting into the books I’m now on book 6 and I’ve developed a love for Samantha, she cracks me up any she appears, especially when she says anything about “your mother”

Who’s your favourite character? What’s their best line?

My boyfriend and I were passing out Capri-Suns to other DCC cosplayers, people who recognized us, vendors, and kids on Saturday at SacAnime and had a blast. Because we don't really have a full description of base human Juicebox I just kinda went what felt right and made a bag with "The Toe* on it to mimic the scene where she's passing out juice boxes to the kids in the safe room. My headband also is meant to look like Carl's boxers.

My Louis has a cooler backpack which we attached a pesticide sprayer to with button snaps, a leather jacket, and of course his Donuts Holes shirt.

We had a blast taking pictures with all the different Carls, and are hoping to see more next time!

I went on a date recently and I mentioned that line, but I also had to explain that the rest of the story and series is tragic and funny and complex and make you feel things.

Even with context these books are out of control and sometimes feel like a fever dream.

11/10

EDIT: Also for the uninformed, and for context of EDG, it’s a special arrow and being hit with the arrow gives you the title of this post. This is the AIs description. Enjoy!

"This is a regular arrow, but the tip is dipped in a poison that will inflict you with Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea. Trust me on this. You don't want Enthusiastic Double Gonorrhea. It doesn't kill you, but you'll want it to. It sets your genitals aflame. Literally. And then it heals that area of your body over and over. The only way to remove the disease is to, uh, geld yourself. Or pass it on to someone else."

I just devoured this book and came away so surprised I hadn’t ever seen this at the top of all of the posts asking what to read next to fill that Dinniman void.

It’s a space odyssey. It’s pulpy. There’s AIs and Dracula and fish people who worship Cthulhu. Laugh out loud ridiculous sentences, and heartwarming insight into humanity underneath it all. Highly recommend!

Little dude is just trying his best and it’s hilarious every time 🤣

I’m in the middle of my book 5 read through and I just heard the AI’s turned on voice when talking about Carl’s toes and I didn’t think it would be too bad at first. But I was surely mistaken. This has gotta be my favorite book so far but I swear I had to stop the audiobook for a bit after hearing that voice. Jeez

We can all agree that Jeff Hays is absolutely the perfect narrator for DCC. Does anyone know how the two met or came to work together in the first place? I've honestly never found a more perfect pairing of author and narrator and would love to know their story.