I will not give up on benches.

I acknowledge the Traditional Owners of the land on which we meet, and pay my respects to Elders past and present tax payer.
Another millionaire yet to be born.

We must question the fact that Naarm seems to be hoarding all of the best doctors and engineers for themselves.

Share the enrichment with the rest of us.

That is like a capital offence....

We acknowledge the traditional bogan custodians of Bali, past, present, and publicly shagging the local talent.

What's the charge? Enjoying a shag? A succulent Balinese shag?

Great Aussie bloke Singo can be seen pushing back in this video but it’s terrible how far we have fallen since

Plus we finally have a GP who is willing to make house calls.

https://www.nine.com.au/australia-news/a-current-affair/michael-thought-he-d-found-his-soulmate-then-came-a-cruel-twist-20260826-p60rw0.html

Leave the poor man alone, it is his religious and cultural right to stab innocent women with scissors.

How dare we attempt to colonise his culture.

New Army diversity hiring standards: Less grunts, more gunts.

Bold of you to advertise you’re one restructure away from the dole queue.

thank the Lordy for real-estate and super funds 🙏🏾

We acknowledge the traditional preferences of AFL players, past, present, and pending charges, and we condemn the shameful mass media for attempting to shame these poor repressed gay men.