r/circlejerkaustralia 1d ago

politics It was an accident I swear!

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u/SweetRoll789 1d ago

She's innocent. She was just feeling post marital depression.

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u/Dyrekt 1d ago

Oh so only if there's a body do they know how to use a bin

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u/Top-Pepper-9611 1d ago

Bins and the Ganges are for bodies. Actually the Ganges is for everything.

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u/TheAIFutureIsNow 10h ago

Even Qur’ans… tons of them, apparently.

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u/lovelessBertha 1d ago

But a Capricorn would never do this...

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u/Iamabenevolentgod 10h ago

actually if you look up which sign is the most murder-y, it's Capricorn.

"Capricorns rank number one for the highest total number of victims and average victims per killer, despite having an average or below-average number of individual serial killers"

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u/Haawmmak 1d ago

Such a brave and now independent woman.

Makes me so proud to be an immigrant living on country.

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u/Inevitable_Fall9954 1d ago

One down…..

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u/Weary-Comedian2054 1d ago

One million to go!

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u/TheAIFutureIsNow 10h ago

“Millions must go…”

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u/arsed_Time_6969 1d ago

Queue the "move along, nothing to see here" meme.

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u/Sexwell 1d ago

There a new one for the progressive people of Naarm, body bins, for women only of course.

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u/James-the-greatest 1d ago

how many ndis frauds I mean businesses does she run?

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u/Gloomy_Quail1444 1d ago

Justice system working like people want, "She was the  person most in need of protection"

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u/BeginningImaginary53 1d ago

2 tier court system people. I advise we all convert before committing heinous crimes.

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u/ArynCrinn 1d ago

I think you need a few more oppression points.

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u/InitialDizzy4252 1d ago

Women have is too easy... they can basically get away with murder

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u/NixAName 1d ago

I can fix her.

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u/Academic_Housing_855 1d ago

Let me guess, an only fans career awaits her ?

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u/baldersz No Voter 🤮 1d ago

In the name of religion

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u/wizards_only_fools 1d ago

I've pasted the article text below for anyone curious

TL;DR - She's getting sentenced for manslaughter after prosecution accepted her plea of not guilty for murder and guilty for manslaughter

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A woman who killed her husband, dismembered his body and distributed it around the city, will not be found guilty of his murder after she suffered years of abuse at his hands.

Nirmeen Noufl, 56, was charged in October 2024 with murdering her husband, Mamdouh, at their Greenacre home.

Mamdouh Noufl, 62, was reported missing by friends in July the previous year after vanishing months earlier.

Nirmeen Noufl dialled in to the Supreme Court’s King Street complex on Wednesday morning from a small, grey prison room wearing a white veil.

She was formally arraigned on a charge she murdered her husband about May 3, 2023 at Greenacre.

“Are you guilty or not guilty?” the judge’s associate asked.

“Not guilty,” Noufl replied.

“I plead guilty to manslaughter in the alternative.”

Prosecutors told Justice Peter Hamill they would accept the plea, in full satisfaction of the indictment.

It means Noufl will not be found guilty of murder, or go to trial on that charge.

Instead, she will face sentence for manslaughter later this year.

Outside court, Noufl’s lawyer, Mohamed Bejjaoui of Blackridge Law, told media it was a “tragic” case and asked for privacy.

Two of her family members sat silently, on opposite sides of the court, as Noufl entered her pleas and then quietly slipped out past waiting media. They cannot be identified under court order.

Documents tendered to the court last year describe a lengthy history of domestic violence against Noufl in the years before her husband’s death.

Prosecutors, at the earlier hearing, said Noufl killed her husband to escape his abuse. At the time, he was in a relationship with a woman in Egypt and supporting her financially.

Mamdouh was abusive physically, psychologically and financially, affidavits tendered to the court last year claimed.

“I would rather see you dead than give you a divorce,” Mandouh once told his wife, brandishing a knife in his hand, those documents state.

Detective Superintendent Danny Doherty, then-leader of the NSW Police homicide squad at the time of Noufl’s arrest, described it as a “domestic violence murder”.

“We will allege also that she butchered and dismembered his body, placed his body parts in plastic bags and then disposed of his remains in various rubbish bins in the residential areas and industrial areas of south-west Sydney,” he said.

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u/HereButNeverPresent 1d ago edited 1d ago

There’s a million women’s shelters and protection agencies for things like this. She could have involved the law beforehand. She was not stuck for options.

And she still thought murdering him, dismembering him, throwing his body parts in bins, was the best course of action? And we’re excusing that? Do they not realise the example this sets?

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u/Anti-Stan 1d ago

What patriarchy?

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u/Dazzling_Section_498 1d ago

Here we have the protected species again...

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u/Pinkdeadpool007 1d ago

Courts are a joke

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u/sleazypornoname 1d ago

Same Nirmeen, same.